@Traf I have a business opportunity for you. Can you add a filter on holiday choices so when you choose you can exclude hotels that allow gobby cunts from London who want to tell the world their life story within 2 hours of arriving in the resort ? I do not care that he works for the NHS but is going to work private as the 3% pay rise is a 7% cut and his dad lives in Penzance which is a six hour drive from Southend. He is 38 his partner is 32 kids are six and 1, grandad only sees them once a year cos it is so far, but just got an iPad so can see pictures , his dad only has a Nokia cos he is old school , supports Arsenal knows they are not great but their trophy room has less cobwebs than Spurs, six year old has a dodgy tummy, the pool ain't that cold, missus does not drink much but likes Amerretto and Malibu (wait for this... not at same time) or a cider when getting ready, loves drinking his lager sat at side of pool and when some gets him one on All Inc, he offers to buy the next round. And he how much he paid for his holiday but it was cheap if food is shit they will eat out. Did 4 days at Haven for £159, on school time would be £900.
They only turned up at about half two and I have not spoken a word to him.