gonzo Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Just realised its the young farmers AGM in Blackpool this weekend. Noticed this by the clubs and pubs in town removing all their fixtures and fittings into big lorries and off to storage till next Tuesday. Lampshades to toilet seats, not a thing left. Just shells off boozers full of plastic pots. Some windows already boarded up. Its like are expecting that big ball game they have the midlands. Spent all morning being pissed off the bunch of middle class cunts with no respect for anyone or anything are being allowed once again to reek havoc in the town..... Thats untill I read the fixture list.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Dunno about farmers but my youngest daughter went to university and had her eyes opened to the lack of respect shown by the young of the more privileged people out there. She was sharing some digs with a couple of girls that were ok and a couple of lads from Suffolk who were equally nice enough lads but had the attitude that they could do, say, damage, waste, and behave how the F*** they wanted coz at the end of the day daddy will sort it or pay for it. Think she still keeps in touch with them and neither have jobs but they're always on holiday or at Ascot or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 3 hours ago, gonzo said: Just realised its the young farmers AGM in Blackpool this weekend. Noticed this by the clubs and pubs in town removing all their fixtures and fittings into big lorries and off to storage till next Tuesday. Lampshades to toilet seats, not a thing left. Just shells off boozers full of plastic pots. Some windows already boarded up. Its like are expecting that big ball game they have the midlands. Spent all morning being pissed off the bunch of middle class cunts with no respect for anyone or anything are being allowed once again to reek havoc in the town..... Thats untill I read the fixture list.... Muckers v Muckspreaders with Millwall thrown in for good measure? Sounds belting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Hard to know who I’d like to win. Muckspreaders or Millwall. All I know is it’s not the muckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 50 minutes ago, tomski said: Hard to know who I’d like to win. Muckspreaders or Millwall. All I know is it’s not the muckers Maybe a draw between the pair and the muckers get battered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green genie Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Young farmers would destroy Millwall if they’re daft enough to go anywhere near them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 5 hours ago, Whitestar said: Dunno about farmers but my youngest daughter went to university and had her eyes opened to the lack of respect shown by the young of the more privileged people out there. She was sharing some digs with a couple of girls that were ok and a couple of lads from Suffolk who were equally nice enough lads but had the attitude that they could do, say, damage, waste, and behave how the F*** they wanted coz at the end of the day daddy will sort it or pay for it. Think she still keeps in touch with them and neither have jobs but they're always on holiday or at Ascot or whatever. We took.a couple.of.my middle.daughter's friends to London last week for her birthday. My partner was shocked by one of the girl's behaviour just chucking food on the floor at a market expecting someone else to.pick it up. She got a North East bollocking off my.mrs! The young will be young but an all.girls.grammer that a lot of rich parents are using not to have to pay private school fees does breed a certain arrogance - like every thought they had was the most important thing every said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 30 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: We took.a couple.of.my middle.daughter's friends to London last week for her birthday. My partner was shocked by one of the girl's behaviour just chucking food on the floor at a market expecting someone else to.pick it up. She got a North East bollocking off my.mrs! The young will be young but an all.girls.grammer that a lot of rich parents are using not to have to pay private school fees does breed a certain arrogance - like every thought they had was the most important thing every said. Yep. Makes the lyrics to Eaton Rifles very apt!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Was at a 3-day company meeting in the Midlands recently. At short notice we had to shift it from Tues-Thurs to Wed-Fri Unfortunately someone in the office hadn't returned the signed contract quick enough so we had to move dates to accommodate a Young Farmers meeting At the meeting on the first day the staff kept interrupting saying that we had to be out of the meeting room at a very specific time and then stood at the back at that time loudly tutting and telling us to finish up as they needed to set the room up for some other guests when we were actually finishing up and getting out of the room Went to the bar, ordered a round, and "Tarquin" loudly shouts to the barman that it would be best if he could sort his round out before he finished mine off midway through sorting my drinks out Staff couldn't kiss their arses enough Set of cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 All inbred fuckers when I used to attend B/P Mecca when it was Farmer Palmers kids night out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 28, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2023 They’re not farmers theyre The offspring of landowners who wouldn’t know one end of a sheep from another Signing a purchase order for a dozen Klaas combine harvesters isn’t farming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 3 hours ago, leigh white said: All inbred fuckers when I used to attend B/P Mecca when it was Farmer Palmers kids night out. Blackpool Mecca are a really good post punk American band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 2, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 28/04/2023 at 21:02, Spider said: They’re not farmers theyre The offspring of landowners who wouldn’t know one end of a sheep from another Signing a purchase order for a dozen Klaas combine harvesters isn’t farming Quite. An arm up an animal easing a birth at stupid o'clock or mucking out pigs in the depths of winter- not idyllic stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago On a train with some of them at the moment, fucking hell they're noisy haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted 8 hours ago Author Share Posted 8 hours ago Just had to tell two young girls in denim shorts to put their phones away and remove themselves pretty sharpish from the situation that was unfolding. Ie conversing with a gang of road men in ballies on E-bikes. Talk about fucking dangerous 🤦♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeane Koontz Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago 15 minutes ago, gonzo said: Just had to tell two young girls in denim shorts to put their phones away and remove themselves pretty sharpish from the situation that was unfolding. Ie conversing with a gang of road men in ballies on E-bikes. Talk about fucking dangerous 🤦♂️ Afghan Dan and Little T? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted 7 hours ago Site Supporter Share Posted 7 hours ago 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Just had to tell two young girls in denim shorts to put their phones away and remove themselves pretty sharpish from the situation that was unfolding. Ie conversing with a gang of road men in ballies on E-bikes. Talk about fucking dangerous 🤦♂️ Language is a wonderful thing, but can someone translate please? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted 7 hours ago Share Posted 7 hours ago (edited) Road Men is the newish name for Chavs - head to foot Hoodrich with those silly little bags over their shoulders calling each other Bruv. Edited 7 hours ago by Not in Crawley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted 5 hours ago Site Supporter Share Posted 5 hours ago Scrotes then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Scrotes then? In old money, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted 4 hours ago Members Share Posted 4 hours ago Always have at least one hand down the front of their pants, strangely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Aldo Raine Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Dressed head-to-toe in black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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