Alf Hartigan Posted April 19 Posted April 19 On 18/04/2026 at 06:41, kent_white said: Finding your anal g-spot with a toothbrush 29 minutes ago, freds dad said: Electric or manual toothbrush? Asking for a friend Electric for a good back scratching, but Kent's got me thinking 🤔 Quote
Cheese Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Just discovered something else I'm never doing myself again. Bastard fucking cunting twatting coving. Quote
masi 51 Posted Sunday at 13:58 Posted Sunday at 13:58 William Hill did a offer this weekend.£10 4 team accer get a 10 accer free Easy Bolton,Stockport,Bradford and Stevenage Change the free one up with new teams Newcastle, Brentford, Bouremouth currently 2-0 up and yep Bolton Always next week Quote
MancWanderer Posted Sunday at 14:27 Posted Sunday at 14:27 1 hour ago, Cheese said: Just discovered something else I'm never doing myself again. Bastard fucking cunting twatting coving. Haha yeah. Used to go through loads of polyfilla to fill the corners. Found it impossible to get the angles right Quote
Dimron Posted Sunday at 15:00 Posted Sunday at 15:00 2 hours ago, Cheese said: Just discovered something else I'm never doing myself again. Bastard fucking cunting twatting coving. Don't worry about how it looks... it'll all be lying on the floor in the morning 😀 Quote
little whitt Posted Sunday at 18:34 Posted Sunday at 18:34 5 hours ago, Cheese said: Just discovered something else I'm never doing myself again. Bastard fucking cunting twatting coving. Plasters job If you dont get your Conners / joints Right YOUR FUCKED Quote
Dimron Posted Sunday at 19:09 Posted Sunday at 19:09 17 minutes ago, Traf said: You can buy corners. What if your corner is 85 or 95 degrees? can you buy those? Quote
Traf Posted Sunday at 19:16 Author Posted Sunday at 19:16 6 minutes ago, Dimron said: What if your corner is 85 or 95 degrees? can you buy those? Then you're back to being fucked. Quote
Dimron Posted Sunday at 19:29 Posted Sunday at 19:29 10 minutes ago, Traf said: Then you're back to being fucked. If you are relying on a plasterer then you're well fucked. Answer to the problem... don't do coving Quote
Traf Posted Sunday at 19:32 Author Posted Sunday at 19:32 2 minutes ago, Dimron said: If you are relying on a plasterer then you're well fucked. They're a special breed, aren't they? Quote
Cheese Posted Sunday at 20:09 Posted Sunday at 20:09 (edited) 1 hour ago, Traf said: You can buy corners. Not a single corner in the room was 90 degrees. Had to go round a chimney breast too. It's ended up looking alright, thanks to a shit load of filler, but I'm never doing it again. Did my fucking head in. Edited Sunday at 20:11 by Cheese Quote
Cheese Posted Sunday at 20:12 Posted Sunday at 20:12 5 hours ago, MancWanderer said: Haha yeah. Used to go through loads of polyfilla to fill the corners. Found it impossible to get the angles right Snap. Quote
Cheese Posted Sunday at 20:15 Posted Sunday at 20:15 (edited) Mrs got back just as I was finishing. "At least you know what you're doing now for when we do the back bedroom in a couple of months". FUCK OFF Edited Sunday at 20:16 by Cheese Quote
Dimron Posted Sunday at 20:50 Posted Sunday at 20:50 1 hour ago, Traf said: They're a special breed, aren't they? Tell me about it... gave one a start on Monday moorning (he was on probation), Wednesday dinner time he did an armed robbery on the Post Office down the road! Quote
Dimron Posted Sunday at 20:54 Posted Sunday at 20:54 42 minutes ago, Cheese said: Not a single corner in the room was 90 degrees. Had to go round a chimney breast too. It's ended up looking alright, thanks to a shit load of filler, but I'm never doing it again. Did my fucking head in. Been helping a pal doing up his late mum's house... can't believe the price of filler, 20 quid a bag for easyfill Quote
gonzo Posted Sunday at 21:20 Posted Sunday at 21:20 I've got 2 rules In life. I'll never paint a fence panel again or drink a shot. Quote
freds dad Posted Sunday at 21:22 Posted Sunday at 21:22 8 hours ago, Cheese said: Just discovered something else I'm never doing myself again. Bastard fucking cunting twatting coving. We are refurbishing and are taking the coving down. It was put by the builder who built our cul de sac and it was his home. It’s made of wood and is screwed and plugged every 24 inches. Quote
MancWanderer Posted Sunday at 21:43 Posted Sunday at 21:43 Moved here 23 years ago. Not put one single piece of coving up at all. Not a fucking chance. My mum has coving in every single room. Had to have some work done recently which meant work on the coving. I did the gardening and reminded her that she has another son to call on for odd jobs Quote
gonzo Posted Sunday at 22:05 Posted Sunday at 22:05 6 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said: Marriages Amen. Quote
Zico Posted Sunday at 22:17 Posted Sunday at 22:17 17 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said: Marriages for the record, it makes no difference if you're not married and just live with each other anyway I had to google what coving actually was fuck that I struggle to mow a lawn properly Quote
little whitt Posted Monday at 05:15 Posted Monday at 05:15 7 hours ago, gonzo said: I've got 2 rules In life. I'll never paint a fence panel again or drink a shot. did mine the other week in the sun Got 45 of the Bastards Quote
Dimron Posted Monday at 10:15 Posted Monday at 10:15 12 hours ago, freds dad said: We are refurbishing and are taking the coving down. It was put by the builder who built our cul de sac and it was his home. It’s made of wood and is screwed and plugged every 24 inches. We looked at a house last week (downsizing) with coving in the living room... wifey said she didn't like it and it would be no problem for me to remove it... I inwardly groaned😒... more bags of easyfill Quote
BobyBrno Posted Monday at 10:27 Posted Monday at 10:27 Done loads of coving for ourselves and relatives over the years. The Gyproc coving came with a paper template for inner and outer mitres making it pretty simple to mark and cut. Fitting is definitely a two man, or woman, job. Quote
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