Smiffs Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He once ate a live alsatian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 ....whilst down at Southampton he once accidentally stepped out in front of a double decker bus and was subsequently knocked out of his stride. The bus was a write-off whilst Kev suffered minor grazing to his right shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 he eats asbestos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idiot Wind Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I can see a Chuck Norris link coming up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted October 13, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted October 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He plays keepy uppy with ten pin bowling balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He uses a cheese grater to 'exfoliate' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted October 13, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted October 13, 2010 He plays on after this   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 13, 2010 Author Share Posted October 13, 2010 He's had his blood drained and replaced with liquid magma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He brushes his teeth with a wire brush and swarfega Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasoned Traveller Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He wanks himself off using sandpaper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted October 13, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted October 13, 2010 Shaves with an indsustrial sander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 cleans his nads with swarfiga and a brillo pad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 walks into the jungle and the lions hand over their Zebra kills as a present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted October 13, 2010 Moderators Share Posted October 13, 2010 He sleeps down a Chilean mine every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 cleans his nads with swarfiga and a brillo pad to be fair, we all do that on a Firday night before we go out don't we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttgun Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He sleeps down a Chilean mine every night. Â WINNER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 13, 2010 Author Share Posted October 13, 2010 The whites of his eyes are made from enamel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Horwich Posted October 13, 2010 Moderators Share Posted October 13, 2010 On his day off, he see's how tight he can clamp his balls in a vice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He shaves his nutsack with a flymo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He regularly holidays in the notorious Matthews Lane area of Kingston, Jamaica whilst wearing a t-shirt proclaiming "I didn't just arrive on the latest fuckin' banana boat you know!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 On his day off, he see's how tight he can clamp his balls in a vice. and whacks the bar round with a rubber mallett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Horwich Posted October 13, 2010 Moderators Share Posted October 13, 2010 He once walked into the changing rooms in a "gary megson is a twat" t-shirt....Gary was not amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Circumsised himself with tinsnips and gave himself a vasectomy with pinking shears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He once got a yellow card for facing somebody in the elbow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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