Guest Frandsen08 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 You didn't have a joint life insurance policy by any chance did u? Catch my drift? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Jazza mate, get even. Post the pictures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 has she run loads of debts then ? thing is you will get over it and move on, not straight away but you will, just do whatever feels right on the day, when i split up my missus i ended with a coach load of hooligans going to southamptoon, then drugs, then trips round europe, fucking brilliant. the first wways sportsmans dinner was one of the best 36 hour sessions that i can not remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted May 11, 2011 Members Share Posted May 11, 2011 Kangaroo farming, its always a bit up and down though. For someone who works in the arty farty fields, your creative skills seem to be somewhat lacking young man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawley Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 For someone who works in the arty farty fields, your creative skills seem to be somewhat lacking young man. Nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Boomarang manufacture seems to be making aq come back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted May 12, 2011 Members Share Posted May 12, 2011 Boomarang manufacture seems to be making aq come back Don't you fooking start Cork hats coming right up from some other inventive soul no doubt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAT Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Popcorn Grinder Mechanics wanted.Apply Down Under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted May 12, 2011 Members Share Posted May 12, 2011 Popcorn Grinder Mechanics wanted.Apply Down Under. Do the Balls Of Steel team know about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 Well.. I have got moved out and you know what she didn't even have the decency to say goodbye face to face, she went out with a mate because she would be "too upset". All I got was a text asking if I got moved ok? 12 years and that's all it came down to. I moved myself out in a fuckin Reault Clio (It took 3 loads) Still my new flat is nice, though not finished. I have no internet (using my phone as a server just now but don't want to use too much bandwidth) No TV yet but it's nice enough. I have my Blackpool ticket and get paid tomorrow so I am having a lagerfest. Thanks for all the kind messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted May 12, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2011 Well.. I have got moved out and you know what she didn't even have the decency to say goodbye face to face, she went out with a mate because she would be "too upset". All I got was a text asking if I got moved ok? 12 years and that's all it came down to. I moved myself out in a fuckin Reault Clio (It took 3 loads) Still my new flat is nice, though not finished. I have no internet (using my phone as a server just now but don't want to use too much bandwidth) No TV yet but it's nice enough. I have my Blackpool ticket and get paid tomorrow so I am having a lagerfest. Thanks for all the kind messages. Does your new flat have cable access, and do you want sorting out on the cheapest utility tariff? Barryk32, shameless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 12, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2011 Bloody hell Barry. Let him move in first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 No it doesn't have cable Barry but some advice would be acceptable, free of course! I was thinking of getting BT vision with SS1 & SS2 & ESPN plus internet and a phone line installed with free weekend calls for ?52 a month with free installation. It seems a decent deal, but can anyone advise me of better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted May 12, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2011 Go onto http://www.hotukdeals.com/ and do a quick search. All the best current offers will be on there. BT vision as a service seem fine unless you do lots of downloading. The tele comes down the internet line so if you are caneing downloads the tele stutters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Jazza, you can have my wife if you're feeling really down. I'm kind like that you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 Jazza, you can have my wife if you're feeling really down. I'm kind like that you see. I might borrow her for an hour or two once a month but apart from that no thanks! (Any pics?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 No, getting bummed is gay, whether you push back or not. Bumming a ladyboy is apparently not gay, provided you're thinking of a woman at the same time. Traf you are wrong.....bumming or bummed is fine as long as you think of a woman.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 12, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2011 Traf you are wrong.....bumming or bummed is fine as long as you think of a woman.... I don't know who's been giving you this advice (Although I reckon I could guess!) but I can assure you, bummed is queer, bumming is not. (T&Cs applicable) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Well.. I have got moved out and you know what she didn't even have the decency to say goodbye face to face, she went out with a mate because she would be "too upset". All I got was a text asking if I got moved ok? 12 years and that's all it came down to. I moved myself out in a fuckin Reault Clio (It took 3 loads) Still my new flat is nice, though not finished. I have no internet (using my phone as a server just now but don't want to use too much bandwidth) No TV yet but it's nice enough. I have my Blackpool ticket and get paid tomorrow so I am having a lagerfest. Thanks for all the kind messages. The first part of your post deals with the negs Jazza, the second part is looking onwards and upwards and is more positive.......the early signs are good. B Bogs Wways psychologist Seriously though....all the best to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Jazza, you can have my wife if you're feeling really down. It's that time of the month again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I don't know who's been giving you this advice (Although I reckon I could guess!) but I can assure you, bummed is queer, bumming is not. (T&Cs applicable) i hope you are not trying to say smiffs and widders have been lying to me all this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Well 5 pages of reading this and now I hope my missus fucks me off too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I might borrow her for an hour or two once a month but apart from that no thanks! (Any pics?) Once a month? Fucking hell mate you'll be lucky. Not even the popman gets that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Well 5 pages of reading this and now I hope my missus fucks me off too Best way to do that mate is arrange about 6 lads trips in 6 months and 10 days in Australia. Next stop Toulouse!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I actually fired a ex off for the way she treated her ex hubby and spent his share of the house they sold. Once they have form that's it, I could of never trusted her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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