Big E Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Why do people insist on having this shit on their faces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 11, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2012 Mine could grate iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 What do you mean by bum fluff, E? Do you mean silly George Michael type things or monstubble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Why do people insist on having this shit on their faces? I wonder what got you thinking of this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted March 11, 2012 Author Share Posted March 11, 2012 I mean shit attempts at facial hair resulting in hairy chins. Not proper stubble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) I mean shit attempts at facial hair resulting in hairy chins. Not proper stubble Any type of facial topiary is pretty offensive, overnight monstubble though a bit painful after kissing a boy who has it, is acceptable though. So, is there a reason for this, E? Who's got your goatee? <geddit> Edited March 11, 2012 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 He can't grow a porn tache for his debut in 'Big E rides the Dam[sel] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted March 11, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2012 Nothing wrong with a good beard and everyone has to start somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted March 11, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2012 8 out of 10 pussys prefer whiskas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cureforsanity Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Beards without 'taches, that really gets my goat(ee). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawley Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 I always keep my stubble at number 3 on the old trimmer. Seems to work in making me look like a rogue Bee Gee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted March 11, 2012 Author Share Posted March 11, 2012 Any type of facial topiary is pretty offensive, overnight monstubble though a bit painful after kissing a boy who has it, is acceptable though. So, is there a reason for this, E? Who's got your goatee? <geddit> some knobber at the game yesterday. a whole host of shit growing under his chin....he also thought eagles was a decent player. CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted March 11, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Traf Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Any type of facial topiary is pretty offensive, overnight monstubble though a bit painful after kissing a boy who has it, is acceptable though. So, is there a reason for this, E? Who's got your goatee? <geddit> He's moaning because his inner thighs are all chafed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 My excuse for my bum fluff is I am far too lazy to shave it. Said that it only grows on my top lip, chin and neck like a freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 There's nowt more boring than shaving, I seriously can't be arsed doing it every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 There's nowt more boring than shaving, I seriously can't be arsed doing it every day. When you get a girlfriend she might make you though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD74 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 I love a bloke with proper monstubble!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 I love a bloke with proper monstubble!! who asked you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted March 12, 2012 Moderators Share Posted March 12, 2012 Diddles, you've pulled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted March 12, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2012 Missus wants mine gone for the wedding.. no chance !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Missus wants mine gone for the wedding.. no chance !! My mates missus was the opposite, she insisted he had a full beard on their wedding day. She said he looked like a little boy without one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Beards: They make me think, serial killer, rapist, unkempt or all 3. Each to their own though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cureforsanity Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 I love a good wet.....................................shave me! Problem is that it irritates my skin so much I have to wear a scarf round my neck. Sore ain't the word! And yes, I've tried everything 'sensitive' and it still feels like I'm sanding my own throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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