Whites man Posted May 2, 2013 Posted May 2, 2013 Equal rights and all that I suppose. Everyone can post pictures of the semi-ons on Weds then. Not you though Dave Hill Quote
no balls Posted May 2, 2013 Posted May 2, 2013 Equal rights and all that I suppose. Everyone can post pictures of the semi-ons on Weds then. we will find out who the growers and showers are! Quote
Big E Posted May 2, 2013 Posted May 2, 2013 we will find out who the growers and showers are! It's very cold where ever I take my pic.. C Quote
miamiwhite Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 nicest bank holiday monday since malc knows when Quote
MalcolmW Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 nicest bank holiday monday since malc knows when Today was a Bank Holiday as it was Tony Blair's 60th birthday. And a quote from a book by Charlie Spedding, his contemporary at Durham Cathedral School: "One of the lads I played with was a boy called Tony Blair. I don't recall his skill with the ball, but I do remember his ability to make up rules of the game to suit his team's situation. Once when a team mate [of Charlie's] fell over, but still managed to kick the tennis ball against the wall, between the two pullovers, Tony managed to convince all of his team, and some of [the other team], that it was against the rules to kick a ball when you were on the ground. I should have known that he was detined for a life in politics." Quote
bolton_blondie Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 This has pretty much summed up my day - BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: ( THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. Quote
miamiwhite Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 This has pretty much summed up my day - BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: ( THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. time of the month i take it ? and before any wag says i should know.........................................................piss off Quote
Guest Posted May 7, 2013 Posted May 7, 2013 nicest bank holiday monday since malc knows when Just a perfect day Bit stiff today after too much gardening Quote
miamiwhite Posted May 7, 2013 Posted May 7, 2013 another smasher day today,warmest of the year so far......there ends our summer Quote
gonzo Posted May 25, 2013 Author Posted May 25, 2013 Lovely day here on the Cleveleys coast... When exactly is this summer finally going to get going?? Still only up to 12 degrees though....fuck me it's June next week. Quote
no balls Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 Cricket this afternoon with kids and pets. Not sure how that'll mix with the sun and ale Quote
gonzo Posted May 25, 2013 Author Posted May 25, 2013 Taking the lad to a football tournament family fun day thing on the Gala field. Will be his first 'live' football match as it were. Mini leather casey at the ready! Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 (edited) Doesn't it take a bit for the Earth to warm up, like when you first put the central heating on? Because of the extra-long winter it's been cooling down for ages, and is correspondingly taking longer to get warm again. It's quite hot when directly in the sun... I read that, in my head, in a Doc Cox voice... Edited May 25, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
gonzo Posted May 25, 2013 Author Posted May 25, 2013 Taking the lad to a football tournament family fun day thing on the Gala field. Will be his first 'live' football match as it were. Mini leather casey at the ready! Little lads just decided to invade the pitch during the Blackpool rangers under 9's cup semi final. He made it under the rope and to the center circle where he just sat down. Loads of scouts from united and Liverpool watching aswell! Causing mither at the football at 2 years old. Haha Quote
tomski Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 (edited) Little lads just decided to invade the pitch during the Blackpool rangers under 9's cup semi final. He made it under the rope and to the center circle where he just sat down. Loads of scouts from united and Liverpool watching aswell! Causing mither at the football at 2 years old. Haha Ha ha good lad, hope he was chanting Bolton agro. I have been sent to the garden to do work. Sad times. Edited May 25, 2013 by tomski Quote
gonzo Posted May 25, 2013 Author Posted May 25, 2013 (edited) Expecting a my door to go In next week,pretty sure mo was undercover selling hotdogs near the bouncy castle. Loose lips. Edited May 25, 2013 by gonzo Quote
tomski Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 Ha ha there is a lad here playing at the bottom of my drive with a van persie shirt on, can your lad sort that out please? Apparently grown men roughing kids up isn't right? Quote
gonzo Posted May 25, 2013 Author Posted May 25, 2013 No mate,he doesn't bother with shirters,not the done thing you see., Quote
no balls Posted June 3, 2013 Posted June 3, 2013 Out at lunch, top down I don't care if it scares kids Quote
gonzo Posted June 3, 2013 Author Posted June 3, 2013 Working outside is tremendous in this weather! Tan is coming on a treat!! Quote
superjohnmcginlay Posted June 3, 2013 Posted June 3, 2013 This being off lark is quite decent lads had his swimming lesson a stroll round the park homes under the hammer suns out I'm struggling not to be tempted into having a cold vimto Quote
Smiffs Posted June 3, 2013 Posted June 3, 2013 Proper Eric Clapton weather in Nottingham. Late shift too today. My riggers are wet through and I reckon I could smell like a sumo wrestlers foreskin come 7pm. Quote
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