Big E Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 So i am staying here for a few weeks (with a break in belgium sandwiched inbetween) http://www.rilano-hotel-hamburg.de/galerie/elbblick-fotos now what i want to know is what the hell you can do when living in a hotel.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 (edited) Sleep, eat, swim, masturbate, play sports, watch tv, look at your room,look at your new surroundings. Edited July 18, 2012 by Didledee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted July 18, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2012 Shocked!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Does it overlook anything like the Runcorn chemical works ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 So i am staying here for a few weeks (with a break in belgium sandwiched inbetween) http://www.rilano-ho.../elbblick-fotos now what i want to know is what the hell you can do when living in a hotel.... Chase the maid round the room, then get out and explore you big gayer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 Does it overlook anything like the Runcorn chemical works ? the hotel is basically only here because of the site i am working at. wasteland all round. proper odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Now call me a woofter, but looking at them pictures id be in the spa by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 get your german girlfriend over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Dismantle the Corby trouser press. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Take photo's of absolutely every item in the room using instagram then upload to facebook and tell everyone how cool it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 if i was in hamburg,i wouldn't be wondering what to do in the hotel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted July 18, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2012 Does the tv have a welcome message every day for you? Is the porn pay per view? Do you get sachets of coffee every day? Biscuits? Wo isn't die bahnhof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 you living in hamburg now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Can you give us some Hamburger shots ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Does the tv have a welcome message every day for you? Is the porn pay per view? Do you get sachets of coffee every day? Biscuits? Wo isn't die bahnhof? Wo is der Bahnhof? It's masculine, you Dummkopf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 das stimmt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted July 19, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted July 19, 2012 Wo is der Bahnhof? It's masculine, you Dummkopf! My German is limited the only other things i know is Ich spiele federball and ich bin elf jahre alt Both are false statements too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Du bist krank in Der kopf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted July 19, 2012 Moderators Share Posted July 19, 2012 So, if you have a "friend" who has been living abroad for a while, say in Dordrecht and Hamburg, and you arrange to eventually go see him, book the flights, book time off work and the "friend" then announces he's off to Ibiza that weekend. Do you think: A) What a cunt Ah well, I'll crash at his gaff and take care of his girlfriend C) What a cunt ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Carlos, what about a combination of all 3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 So, if you have a "friend" who has been living abroad for a while, say in Dordrecht and Hamburg, and you arrange to eventually go see him, book the flights, book time off work and the "friend" then announces he's off to Ibiza that weekend. Do you think: A) What a cunt Ah well, I'll crash at his gaff and take care of his girlfriend C) What a cunt ? Big E is a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWanderer1958 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Big E is a cunt? A Welsh cunt I believe....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 A Welsh cunt who lets his mates down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWanderer1958 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Sleep, eat, swim, masturbate, play sports, watch tv, look at your room,look at your new surroundings. Diddles dick stands up????!!!!! Fuck me I feel sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWanderer1958 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 A Welsh cunt who lets his mates down? A Scouse, Welsh cunt who lets his mates down........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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