jazza Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I have just been asked "what city is the leaning tower of Pisa in?" in all seriousness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 'Do you want a blowjob' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Would you like to work for Man ure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 'Do you want a blowjob' Casino ask you that at Bristol as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 'Do you want a blowjob' What was your reply to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Casino ask you that at Bristol as well? Ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 "Do you SpazNob, take thee .. etc etc" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Many at work. "What county is Scotland in ?" "Is Berkshire a county?" "What town is Stockport in ? I know it's in Manchester, but what town ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Oh, one that always seems to be asked by the retards at the checkout at Sainsburys, it's gone 6pm I've got my suit on and they can't help but ask, "Just finished work?" I can only imagine, for them, it;s like Taxi Tourettes. "Is town busy, mate?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flannel Truscott Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Oh, one that always seems to be asked by the retards at the checkout at Sainsburys, it's gone 6pm I've got my suit on and they can't help but ask, "Just finished work?" I can only imagine, for them, it;s like Taxi Tourettes. "Is town busy, mate?" Do you not just look sad and tell them youve been to a funeral? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I got asked a few by some daft Yank birds whilst in Cancun a few years back. " Do you guys use Pesos in England" " Can you see the Moon from England" " Why does it take us 5 hours to fly here and you 10 hours" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Oh, one that always seems to be asked by the retards at the checkout at Sainsburys, it's gone 6pm I've got my suit on and they can't help but ask, "Just finished work?" I can only imagine, for them, it;s like Taxi Tourettes. "Is town busy, mate?" Do you want a bag? No I'll just carry my 42 items in my pockets you Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 A lad I know (and Whitt probably does too) is known as not being the sharpest tool in the box. He was sat having his haircut and the girls asks him what he does for a living, as they tend to. He tells her what he does and then asks her what she does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted June 11, 2013 Moderators Share Posted June 11, 2013 this isn't a stupid question, just an act of stupidity, however, this thread will suffice client at work proper essex type blonde needed her login details for some website asked her for the password she said that her browser saved it, so would copy and paste it and send it to us received the following in an email: hi, my password is ********* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oggybwfc Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Sister in law asked my wife "would K want a Utd watch for Christmas?" No he would not he supports Bolton. "They dont have Bolton ones,what about a City one then?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Do you not just look sad and tell them youve been to a funeral? Or I might just say,"No, I'm on way home from court. Can't believe I got away with it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magic legs Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Colleague asked one lunchtime "What do you read books for?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted June 11, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted June 11, 2013 Why do they put Windmills on top of hills where its already windy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oggybwfc Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Why do they put Windmills on top of hills where its already windy? Ace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Gonzo Once asked me if i wanted a line. Silly fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maje Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 'Will I need euros for my trip to Edinburgh?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted June 11, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted June 11, 2013 Go into your place of work and say to each of your colleagues: I was at a pub quiz last night. One of the questions was, "What was the name of the ship in the film, 'Mutiny on the Bounty'?" Bet they don't all know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted June 11, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted June 11, 2013 A lad at cricket on Saturday witnessed the opening over which was a maiden, then declared we were on three, Had to explain batsman 1 and batsmen 2 were the positions not scores He's played for 20 years Knob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted June 11, 2013 Author Share Posted June 11, 2013 My ex wife (then fiancee) asked me at half time in extra time of 2000 cup semi v Villa if I wanted to go for a nice walk... Then wondered why i swore at holdsworth and said that i should feel sorry for the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted June 11, 2013 Members Share Posted June 11, 2013 'Will I need euros for my trip to Edinburgh?' Twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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