miamiwhite Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 how many pricks ask you ''what's my phone number'' whilst trying to give it to someone else ? fucking retards !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enzo gambaro Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 A lad at cricket on Saturday witnessed the opening over which was a maiden, then declared we were on three, He must really rate your fielding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted June 11, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted June 11, 2013 an ex bird once asked me why the lights on cars and buses dont go out in a power cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbobby Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Why is Ricardo Gardner not playing in the African Cup of Nations............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I have had 2 at work this week. Are Wolves real? Is Japan part of China? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Ex work colleague. Â "Is Brussels a country? Is it near Belgium?" This from a woman who manages to introduce the fact that she got a first at some shithole redbrick university into every conversation. Â Fucking stupid cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted June 12, 2013 Moderators Share Posted June 12, 2013 Fair enough, Belgium isn't a real country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Not a stupid question, but the most stupid answer I ever heard was at a Christmas day game of trivial pursuit some years ago. Â The question was: What was the name of the world's first aircraft carrier? Â Quick as a flash, my step-brother's wife blurted out, "James Bond" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Fair enough, Belgium isn't a real country. Â Fair comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flannel Truscott Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 If we're on to good answers you've got to go a long way to beat the Family Fortunes fave;  Q. Name a dangerous race  A. The Arabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 If we're on to good answers you've got to go a long way to beat the Family Fortunes fave;  Q. Name a dangerous race  A. The Arabs.  A bird with a long neck.  Naomi Campbell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Where's that naggers Clip?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Where's that naggers Clip?? Â People who annoy you... Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L-_aq_UMRI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flannel Truscott Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 People who annoy you... Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L-_aq_UMRI Â Fucking Genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Very funny! Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I'd just bought a car what was automatic and a bird asked "Why's it called a automatic?". I said into the air vent "Blackpool !!, now the car will change gear for me all way there now it knows where we're going". She got sick of me taking the piss out of her stupid questions and fucked me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I stress I was a nipper when I thought this  I thought automatic meant the indicators went back to position automatically after using Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) Why is Ricardo Gardner not playing in the African Cup of Nations............. Â A good question, especially considering the loyalty he's shown Jamaica for all these years. Â I bet his kids are distraught. Edited June 12, 2013 by Traf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Why doesn't Antti Niemi play for Scotland? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted June 12, 2013 Moderators Share Posted June 12, 2013 Not a stupid question, but the most stupid answer I ever heard was at a Christmas day game of trivial pursuit some years ago.  The question was: What was the name of the world's first aircraft carrier?  Quick as a flash, my step-brother's wife blurted out, "James Bond"  pub quiz  ripped my mates for weeks  "which snooker player is know as the typhoon"  clicked his fingers, points at the paper  "hurricane higgins"  then sits back looking all smug.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted June 12, 2013 Author Share Posted June 12, 2013 Why doesn't Antti Niemi play for Scotland? Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J62gcFkBHMQ Â Â "He's no Finnish he's only 28" Â Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Fair enough, Belgium isn't a real country. Â It's a unit of measurement (cf Wales) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty2094 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 What's Shakespeare's last name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted June 12, 2013 Moderators Share Posted June 12, 2013 Which leads me to: Â In a taxi to hotel which was on the Bruxelles->Leuven road. I was lost the moment we left Zaventem. Â Road signs turn into Flemish. Taxi driver doesn't speak any, asks me to read them and translate into French. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgywheel Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Apprentice at work asked "Does it come out like talcum powder when you have a vasectomy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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