Guest bwfcdan Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 An even 'greater' Great Britain. What can go wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 What will they do with Cromer Pier then? And Great Yarmouth, there'll be nowt great about it if it's just off the by pass to the Dam. What a daft idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Anyone who has ever been to Yarmouth will tell you there's fuck all great about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I have happy memories of the place, don't ruin it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 were would you put all the water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 divert it to the sahara. it was originally full of water,so it would prosper again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 4, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted August 4, 2013 were would you put all the water In the fridge. As an aside, there's a girl at my office who still doesn't believe that sea level is the same all over the world. I told her that's why it's called sea level, but she remains convinced that the sea level is much higher in hot resorts (Turkey being her example) hence the reason it's hotter. It's impossible to put into words how thick she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 In the fridge. As an aside, there's a girl at my office who still doesn't believe that sea level is the same all over the world. I told her that's why it's called sea level, but she remains convinced that the sea level is much higher in hot resorts (Turkey being her example) hence the reason it's hotter. It's impossible to put into words how thick she is. But wouldn't the logic be that the antarctic sea level be much higher as it's the bottom of the world & so the water will drain down there? You know, like it takes less time to drive to Londinium than back as it's downhill there. Run that one by her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I await the obvious comments https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggerland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I await the obvious comments https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggerland So we could make it a big fuck off car park then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 In the fridge. As an aside, there's a girl at my office who still doesn't believe that sea level is the same all over the world. I told her that's why it's called sea level, but she remains convinced that the sea level is much higher in hot resorts (Turkey being her example) hence the reason it's hotter. It's impossible to put into words how thick she is. weres the tide go then when it goes out ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 weres the tide go then when it goes out ???? into people's baths and kettles. then when people have a pee it's diverted back.............HTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 But wouldn't the logic be that the antarctic sea level be much higher as it's the bottom of the world & so the water will drain down there? You know, like it takes less time to drive to Londinium than back as it's downhill there. Run that one by her. Brilliant. Made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 In the fridge. As an aside, there's a girl at my office who still doesn't believe that sea level is the same all over the world. I told her that's why it's called sea level, but she remains convinced that the sea level is much higher in hot resorts (Turkey being her example) hence the reason it's hotter. It's impossible to put into words how thick she is. But is she fit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted August 5, 2013 Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 Not the first of April is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted August 5, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted August 5, 2013 My thought exactly Bolt. As was already asked, where do you put the water? I'm pretty sure I learned at school that they're is exactly the same amount now as millions of years ago. It can be neither created nor destroyed. Someone has conned a lot of research funding for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted August 5, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 5, 2013 that clipping is fcuking years old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) that clipping is fcuking years old Indeed, it was published in September 1930. If it had gone ahead it would have made Hitlers life a whole lot easier I reckon Edited August 5, 2013 by CWP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted August 5, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 5, 2013 Can we not use the water to flood Scotchland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Shirley there is less water around now, seeing as we've got so many fat cunts who retain it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted August 5, 2013 Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 My thought exactly Bolt. As was already asked, where do you put the water? I'm pretty sure I learned at school that they're is exactly the same amount now as millions of years ago. It can be neither created nor destroyed. Someone has conned a lot of research funding for this. Might be a sinister fireman's plot this. If they start changing fire tenders tanks to stainless, it's them buggers behind it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 The ice caps are melting at an alarming rate, or so the green, cardigan-wearing, yogurt-knitting, Guardian-reading, bespectacled, bearded liberals would have us believe. So, ship the surplus water to the Polar region and let it freeze over the ice caps. It's fucking simple, I tell thee. I might do it myself, but I'm going to need a bigger boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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