Things You Just Can't Let Go Of.....

[kent_white]

I was once dumped for a white guy with dreadlocks.

 

It's not the best look at the best of times, but even some years later, if I see somebody with the same hairstyle, I feel a compulsion to smash their face in.

 

Does anybody else have any irrational bitterness they want to share with the Wanderersways group?

 

As a casing point, I had a friend who said he could no longer eat meatballs after being dumped by a Swedish girl.

[DazBob]

I was once dumped for a white guy with dreadlocks.

 

It's not the best look at the best of times, but even some years later, if I see somebody with the same hairstyle, I feel a compulsion to smash their face in.

 

 

 

Frank Spencer?

[gonzo]

When I was 16 and playing one of my first games for my dads football team the squirrel.

 

They had the best player in the leage playing for them in Phil ionou...and big fuck off fast Greek bloke in his 30's.

 

Bit of argy bargy went on in the box and he turned round and spat in my face.

 

I froze and did fuck a about it even when he came face to face later on.

 

To festered is an undestatement.

 

I can safely say I have never,ever backed down from any fucker since,taken plenty of hidings because of it mind,but that day changed me.

 

Don't let any fucker take the piss.

 

My dad strangled him after the game by the way.

 

????

[Smiffs]

X factor. When I was with ex Doris and working away if try hard to make Saturday night date night. Cooking a meal, fingering music, candles, kids tucked in bed, dog porn on the telly, the lot.

 

Then X factor starts and the tellys on in the background. Saturday night goes tits up then.

 

So aye. When X factor comes on the telly now it goes off pretty fucking quick.

[anewman]

I came home to a nice letter oncd saying my fiance had left for another fella. Turns out he was a fuckin game ranger, wouldn't of minded a doctor or lawyer or summert but someone who poke their finger in elephant shit and tastes it c'mon gimme a break. They're living in the bush somewhere, still hoping they get mauled by lions. I'm not bitter though

[kent_white]

Frank Spencer?

Has our Frank got dreads?

 

If so I'll make an exception in his case as he always seems a thoroughly nice chap.

[kent_white]

I came home to a nice letter oncd saying my fiance had left for another fella. Turns out he was a fuckin game ranger, wouldn't of minded a doctor or lawyer or summert but someone who poke their finger in elephant shit and tastes it c'mon gimme a break. They're living in the bush somewhere, still hoping they get mauled by lions. I'm not bitter though

Dumped by letter. That's cold man, cold!

[Kane57]

When I binned off the ex, she snuck back into our flat on the day she was handing her keys back and nicked my favourite armchair.

 

Bitch sent me a photo of it in a bloody skip.

[DazBob]

Has our Frank got dreads?

 

If so I'll make an exception in his case as he always seems a thoroughly nice chap.

 

Seem to remember a photo of him posted on here sporting said hair-do.

[Bigtoe]

My penis.

[DaveTheRave]

My ex-mrs supports a certain football team.

 

We don't really have any rivalry with them really.

 

But I fucking hate them now and have to turn over when they're on MOTD.

[Pablo]

I played for my Dad's footy team, aged 12 ish.

 

I had spent some time at Blackpool as a kid, so we had a good team.

 

I lad was interesting Everton, and they were coming to watch him. This lad in question was injured on the day of the game, so started as a sub.

 

He was centre mid, I was right wing.

 

I was well up for the game, and naturally wanted to impress the scout...as any 12 year old would want to go.

 

Half time, we are 4-1 up, and I had scored 3 of them, I was well happy.

 

So what did my dad do ???? Subbed ME, for this lad the scouts wanted to watch. Nobody could beleive it, parents, rest of team etc.

 

I threw my shirt at him, and stormed off.

 

NEVER ever let him forget that!!!

[gonzo]

Seem to remember a photo of him posted on here sporting said hair-do.

If you google wanderersways in google images its about the 7-8th image down.

 

Another thing that all joking apart really did my head was someone pinching my dog walking coat!

 

Cunts.

[anewman]

Dumped by letter. That's cold man, cold!

It softened the blow I suppose, at least I didn't see her walking hand in hand with a mate or summert

[Carlos]

Isn't the prefered way of dumping people to just stop contacting them? A letter is pretty fucking gracious.

[Kane57]

It softened the blow I suppose, at least I didn't see her walking hand in hand with a mate or summert

 

Aye better than coming home from work and catching them in the act

[Sweep]

It softened the blow I suppose, at least I didn't see her walking hand in hand with a mate or summert

 

That's grim. Several years ago my mates wife left him, said she didn't love him anymore and that she needed some space. Next thing she's moved in with his best mate Lee. Seems they had been having an affair for a couple of years, and none of us knew which was pretty impressive.. Anyway, roll on a few years later and the same girl has left Lee and shacked up with another bloke. She's a right slut.

 

Anyway, mates shouldn't be stirring other mates porridge. It's not right.

[Sweep]

Isn't the prefered way of dumping people to just stop contacting them? A letter is pretty fucking gracious.

 

Murdering them and feeding their body to the pigs is the best way of finishing with somebody

[DazBob]

If you google wanderersways in google images its about the 7-8th image down.

 

 

 

Haha, the randomness of the images that pop up is brilliant.  Love the police dog on the mini scooter.

[Youri McAnespie]

It's quite whimsical that, until you realise it's probably been electric cattle-prodded to within an inch of it's life to encourage it to stay on the thing.

 

Good! (it looks like it's in some kind of march - so arguably, on a karmic level, deserves it's poor treatment in the past)

 

One or two pictures aside, I'd say that's a pretty adequate pictorial representation of this place though*.

 

 

 

 

* All of them, not the gayer police dog.

Edited September 26, 2013 by Youri McAnespie

[Kane57]

That's grim. Several years ago my mates wife left him, said she didn't love him anymore and that she needed some space. Next thing she's moved in with his best mate Lee. Seems they had been having an affair for a couple of years, and none of us knew which was pretty impressive.. Anyway, roll on a few years later and the same girl has left Lee and shacked up with another bloke. She's a right slut.

 

 

Sounds like a parable of what happened with us and Sam Allardyce

[anewman]

Isn't the prefered way of dumping people to just stop contacting them? A letter is pretty fucking gracious.

It was quite polite too wishing me all the best for the future and also a happy birthday as it was the day I turned 25. I didn't mind being stuck in the big house with the pool the car the dogs etc. Well I say car, I wrote it off that night. Tramp

[no balls]

I try to put shit I struggle to get over into a filing cabinet in my head. Sometimes I accidentally open it when looking for something else. That's when I have a cry to myself. After that I'm reet again

[superjohnmcginlay]

Sorry Kane but that story of having your armchair nicked and then bring sent a photo of it in a skip is funny!

[Sweep]

When I binned off the ex, she snuck back into our flat on the day she was handing her keys back and nicked my favourite armchair.

 

Bitch sent me a photo of it in a bloody skip.

 

"Favourite Armchair" - are you 80 years old?