Not in Crawley Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 My girlfriend at uni shagged a skateboarder behind my back. Now, it's not that I was on the moral high ground myself at the time but a skateboarder? A bit of wood with wheels, not big, not clever. And vans are not a good at a nice pair of Chelsea boots. Anyway, I have difficulty walking along the Southbank in London, even last night I had a good old moan about them to the other half as we walked by. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) "Favourite Armchair" - are you 80 years old? Haven't most folk only got two armchairs? Imagine how the other one must've felt... Sounds like you got your just desserts for being so callous (to the other armchair). 'kin ell, I think I'm channelling Dids today (that isn't a euphemism). Edited September 26, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
DazBob Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 It was quite polite too wishing me all the best for the future and also a happy birthday as it was the day I turned 25. Kevin Davies sends his sympathy. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Was 14 years old and my mam and dad got attacked by a group of young lads on their way home from the pub on a Saturday night. Dad nearly died, my mum got her front teeth kicked in whilst kicked to the ground trying to protect my Dad. That image of them will NEVER leave my mind. The fuckers got a fine and a slap on the back of their hands. If I see them now, I have to be physically held back As I feel like 12 years later what they put me and my family through I could rip them to pieces. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 In my world, twelve years on, they'd still be inside. Awful story. Quote
little whitt Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 when i see my wanking friend he would allways cum first and leave me wanting when i see him now i still think selfish bastard come in the mens bog now and finish me off one for the road like Quote
Sweep Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 when i see my wanking friend he would allways cum first and leave me wanting when i see him now i still think selfish bastard come in the mens bog now and finish me off one for the road like Which of your wanking friends? - SpazNob or McQ? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Surely you had a laugh doing it? That's reward enough isn't it? Quote
DazBob Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 when i see my wanking friend he would allways cum first and leave me wanting when i see him now i still think selfish bastard come in the mens bog now and finish me off one for the road like I'm a cunt like that. Quote
Pablo Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Was 14 years old and my mam and dad got attacked by a group of young lads on their way home from the pub on a Saturday night. Dad nearly died, my mum got her front teeth kicked in whilst kicked to the ground trying to protect my Dad. That image of them will NEVER leave my mind. The fuckers got a fine and a slap on the back of their hands. If I see them now, I have to be physically held back As I feel like 12 years later what they put me and my family through I could rip them to pieces. Jesus H. Nobody should EVER see that happen to their parents. Im angry just reading it. Atleast you still have them both. Small comfort I know. Quote
anewman Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Kevin Davies sends his sympathy. Cheers super kev Quote
kent_white Posted September 26, 2013 Author Posted September 26, 2013 One for Kent... Ha ha - not a million miles away that! Just remembered, white dread man also had a twitch. How low could she go? Quote
desert Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Ha ha - not a million miles away that! Just remembered, white dread man also had a twitch. How low could she go? all the way down to her knees by the sounds of it! Quote
Traf Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 That's grim. Several years ago my mates wife left him, said she didn't love him anymore and that she needed some space. Next thing she's moved in with his best mate Lee. Seems they had been having an affair for a couple of years, and none of us knew which was pretty impressive.. Anyway, roll on a few years later and the same girl has left Lee and shacked up with another bloke. She's a right slut. Anyway, mates shouldn't be stirring other mates porridge. It's not right. HBAHT? DSTIUTA? Quote
Sweep Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 HBAHT? DSTIUTA? probably a B cup according to my mate Lee, yes she does Quote
Traf Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 probably a B cup according to my mate Lee, yes she does Sounds like a right catch. Quote
Big City Girl Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Was 14 years old and my mam and dad got attacked by a group of young lads on their way home from the pub on a Saturday night. Dad nearly died, my mum got her front teeth kicked in whilst kicked to the ground trying to protect my Dad. That image of them will NEVER leave my mind. The fuckers got a fine and a slap on the back of their hands. If I see them now, I have to be physically held back As I feel like 12 years later what they put me and my family through I could rip them to pieces. Theres few things in this world that would turn me violent but seeing something happen to my folks is one. Hope karma gets them. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Theres few things in this world that would turn me violent but seeing something happen to my folks is one. Hope karma gets them. I had nightmares for years as a kid. Never been through anything so horrific. My mam and dad where in court against them so the bastards threw a rock thought the back of my dads car. I'd quite happily pay someone to hurt them (slowly) Quote
kent_white Posted September 26, 2013 Author Posted September 26, 2013 I had nightmares for years as a kid. Never been through anything so horrific. My mam and dad where in court against them so the bastards threw a rock thought the back of my dads car. I'd quite happily pay someone to hurt them (slowly) Wanderersways lynch mob anyone? Quote
wovlad Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Got shafted by what is now the University of Bolton. When they demolished the tower block, before rebuilding it, I found it theraputic to look at it & image the feckers responsible were buried in the rubble. Still think the place looked better as a pile of rubble. Quote
tomski Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) Getting called a wanky by peter kenyon and him and all his friends laughing repeatedly. Everything else I can pretty much let go Edited September 26, 2013 by tomski Quote
Big City Girl Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Got shafted by what is now the University of Bolton. When they demolished the tower block, before rebuilding it, I found it theraputic to look at it & image the feckers responsible were buried in the rubble. Still think the place looked better as a pile of rubble. How? In a business sense or were you a student? Quote
leigh white Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Daft how you hang on to a childhood sweetheart, had a fling with her in 67, 70, and 95. Live miles from each other now, but still keep in touch. Quote
no balls Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Daft how you hang on to a childhood sweetheart, had a fling with her in 67, 70, and 95. Live miles from each other now, but still keep in touch. so she was 3 times your lady Quote
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