Members bolton_blondie Posted September 30, 2013 Members Share Posted September 30, 2013 Goes to me. For running out of petrol on the way to work! I honestly thought I'd never do this, embarrasing isn't the word. So if you see some knob head stuck at the side of bolton rd in bury in a white BMW, it's me. Oh the fucking Monday joys!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 30, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted September 30, 2013 "I've got a BMW" That's the short version of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted September 30, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted September 30, 2013 Have the rac laughed down the phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted September 30, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 30, 2013 "I've got a BMW" That's the short version of this. Thinly veiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Goes to me. For running out of petrol on the way to work! I honestly thought I'd never do this, embarrasing isn't the word. So if you see some knob head stuck at the side of bolton rd in bury in a white BMW, it's me. Oh the fucking Monday joys!! Get a cheaper car then you can afford to fill it up. HTH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 is it rag week too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted September 30, 2013 Members Share Posted September 30, 2013 Goes to me. For running out of petrol on the way to work! I honestly thought I'd never do this, embarrasing isn't the word. So if you see some knob head stuck at the side of bolton rd in bury in a white BMW, it's me. Oh the fucking Monday joys!! TBF, if you're driving around in a white BMW, chances are this won't have been the first time someone's looked your way and thought "Knobhead". I trust that's made you feel loads better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 "I've got a BMW" That's the short version of this. Correct. Speaking of which I got a flat tyre this morning, so if you drive past a Lamboughini on the A6 that's me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 30, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) . Edited September 30, 2013 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Does it not have the how many miles you have left on your dash? Thinly veiled as a I've got a clever car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 ha ha ha the best ever thinly veiled post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Goes to me. For running out of petrol on the way to work! I honestly thought I'd never do this, embarrasing isn't the word. So if you see some knob head stuck at the side of bolton rd in bury in a white BMW, it's me. Oh the fucking Monday joys!! Did you call for help on your iPhone after you took it out of your Mulberry bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Are you a fan of a BMW then Bolton blonde? Is it just the one you like or loads of them at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 30, 2013 Author Members Share Posted September 30, 2013 Does it not have the how many miles you have left on your dash? Thinly veiled as a I've got a clever car It does. It's a clever car with a thick owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Is it still compulsory for BMW drivers to wear their Bluetooth earpiece at all times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 30, 2013 Author Members Share Posted September 30, 2013 Is it still compulsory for BMW drivers to wear their Bluetooth earpiece at all times? Nope. My iPhone connects straight to the car for calls. Shit. I've just realised I'm a spoilt bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted September 30, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 30, 2013 iPhone WANKER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 You must have a small williy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) I drive a 14 year old focus, that does not lock, speedo hardly woroks, and the driver side window doesn't work. Edited September 30, 2013 by Pablo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 30, 2013 Author Members Share Posted September 30, 2013 You must have a small williy. Tiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 30, 2013 Author Members Share Posted September 30, 2013 I drive a 14 year old focus, that does not lock, speedo hardly woroks, and the driver side window doesn't work. I only have it because he works there. Wouldn't happen otherwise. I had a 1.2 Clio before this, until some uninsured wanker crashed into me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olispence Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 My old car used to tell me how many miles I had left until I ran out. But then stopped telling me when there was any less than 50 miles left!! Fucking pointless. My new company car doesn't tell me anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I can honestly say I prefer driving my tranny to my bm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted September 30, 2013 Members Share Posted September 30, 2013 My car tells me how many miles I've got left in the tank. Often it will go down to zero but then I take a right turn and it will then go back up to 5 or 10 miles. Only turning right at junctions is the future, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Are you a fan of a BMW then Bolton blonde? Is it just the one you like or loads of them at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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