leigh white Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Right up the side of my window in the car, you little minx from Beech Hill giving me that wonder wank in 82. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enzo gambaro Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Blimey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroySwoosh Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 all day drinking sesh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I can't wait for LWs input on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Got some jizz in our pegs eye way back when in our hedonistic days. Previously a mad as fuck bloke called hughie that drank in my local had Told me how he suffers from sties and conjunctivitis,and that his remedy was to boil tea bags and put them on his eye to sooth the pain. Raises a smile looking back and seeing the imagage of our peg lay there with tea bags on her eyes haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 "Wonder wank". Proper giggled out loud in the office when reading that. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted April 8, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted April 8, 2014 Own face. Not proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 years ago on a old stone wall up near barrow bridge i was RUINING my then young girlfriend did not want to get her up the duff wipped it out shot over the wall then banged it back up few mins later second load when we had done and was walking away i looked back and it looked like a waterfall you could have white water rafted down it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Pending.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 (edited) i was RUINING my then young girlfriend did not want to get her up the duff wipped it out shot over the wall then banged it back up ... and there we have it. Who needs condoms, coils, the pill etc?! Edit: Anyway, LW, what's the status with your pump these days. Did NB fix it on Saturday? Edited April 8, 2014 by DazBob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 8, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted April 8, 2014 Wonder wank Stupendous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 ... and there we have it. Who needs condoms, coils, the pill etc?! Edit: Anyway, LW, what's the status with your pump these days. Did NB fix it on Saturday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbobby Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Got my ex in the ear once she called me Chorley FM after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enzo gambaro Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Top Tug runs in the 5.40 at Newmarket tomorrow. The Jockey Club wouldn't allow Wonder Wank, I don't think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Managed to hit myself in the eye once and reached the headboard during a marathon session as a teenager. Shocked and amazed !!!! Definite correlation between the length of wank and pressure of shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted April 16, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted April 16, 2014 I think i stuck together pages 457 to 487 of my mum's Grattan catalogue once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted April 16, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted April 16, 2014 I think i stuck together pages 457 to 487 of my mum's Grattan catalogue once The house and garden section? Well whatever floats your boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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