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OK, Johan, you play centre midfield today.

 

the punchline was when a poster on here declared it a masterstroke and that JE could be one of our finest midfielders ever, after dicking a struggling west ham 4-0

 

I can't remember who though

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found it

 

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/topic/65438-wanderers-v-west-ham/page-3

 

"Said it for a while

Elmander could be one of the best midfielders we've ever had.

 

I'm deadly serious."

 

 

You've either got a memory like Deep Blue, or I'm going to end up at the bottom of a canal with a bowel full of your glue.

 

That's scary.

 

Not as scary as what must be the most deluded thing I've ever posted.

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You've either got a memory like Deep Blue, or I'm going to end up at the bottom of a canal with a bowel full of your glue.

 

That's scary.

 

Not as scary as what must be the most deluded thing I've ever posted.

 

I seem to have a memory for random stats and the most inane, trivial matters that crop up in daily life

 

and i can name most 90s songs within the first 3 beats

 

can't remember what I had for tea last night though

 

probably chips

 

(quantas never crashed)

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Basil Fawlty: There is too much butter... on... those... trays.

Manuel: No. No, no, senor. Not... not "on... those... trays"... No, sir.

 

Uno, dos, tres".

Similarly,

 

No we did not start it!

 

Yes you did, you invaded Poland

 

And

 

They do have rats in Spain don't they, or did Franco have them all shot?

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