Members Rudy Posted October 13, 2020 Members Share Posted October 13, 2020 33 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: Is he moonwalking or is the camera panning? Moon walking would seem appropriateĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) Ā heās a genius šš Edited October 14, 2020 by royal white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 14, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2020 Thatās very funny to be fair. Not only that, but it also includes full details of his manifesto at the same time. š Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elson Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-coronavirus-superman-tshirt-hospital-latest-white-house-covid-b958130.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 18 hours ago, Mr Grey said: Aye anyone who goes digging holesĀ with a small spoon looking for old coins, bones and the odd viking time tankard is one boring cunt, especially when it takes yonks, fuck off Tony you boring twat! šĀ Quite. I liked Baldrick as a character, then I met Tony Robinson about ten years ago, and he did seem very odd, I certainly wouldn't be happy with him looking after my dog. Also, the bloke was a full on midget, properly small, I bet he was only about 5'4"Ā -Ā and we all know you cant really trust any full grown adult/man who is anything under about 5'10" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 All the Archeology students when I was at university wore clogs, big stripey jumpers and listened to New Model Army.Ā Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 14, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2020 45 minutes ago, mickbrown said: All the Archeology students when I was at university wore clogs, big stripey jumpers and listened to New Model Army.Ā Ā Fuck all wrong with NMA Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Elson said: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-coronavirus-superman-tshirt-hospital-latest-white-house-covid-b958130.html I so wished that had happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 1 hour ago, mickbrown said: All the Archeology students when I was at university wore clogs, big stripey jumpers and listened to New Model Army.Ā Ā To be fair the other people in the pub who dressed like that were New Model Army themselves.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 49 minutes ago, Ani said: To be fair the other people in the pub who dressed like that were New Model Army themselves.Ā Aye, so they were Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Spider said: Fuck all wrong with NMA Ā Was an observation, not a criticismĀ š Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr Grey said: I bet they are still digging today, that small spoon now just a stem, and still they've still found fuck all but a dog bone and an old lucozade bottle, and they still smell of B.O. That'dĀ be an ace job I reckon. Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 20 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: He might have a point re the Don, but I can imagine him being the sort of fella that wants to watch you having a shit. Something not quite right. Right - would any of us take a job that paid Ā£100,000 a year - but your whole day consisted of watching posters off Wanderersways come into a small cubicle and have a shit.Ā 37.5hrs Mon - Fri. 8 weeks paid holiday and a good pension.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, kent_white said: Right - would any of us take a job that paid Ā£100,000 a year - but your whole day consisted of watching posters off Wanderersways come into a small cubicle and have a shit.Ā 37.5hrs Mon - Fri. 8 weeks paid holiday and a good pension.Ā 30k and a Ford mondeo and Iām your manĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 14, 2020 Members Share Posted October 14, 2020 13 minutes ago, royal white said: 30k and a Ford mondeo and Iām your manĀ @DazBobĀ has a fancy fiat with a dodgy gearbox if thatāll swing youĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted October 14, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2020 20 minutes ago, kent_white said: Right - would any of us take a job that paid Ā£100,000 a year - but your whole day consisted of watching posters off Wanderersways come into a small cubicle and have a shit.Ā 37.5hrs Mon - Fri. 8 weeks paid holiday and a good pension.Ā Do we get to award marks out of 10 for flamboyance? Is it part of the job to use spreadsheets to create a league table? Do many low-scoring attempts (say 3 scoring 3/10 in a day) out score a single stylish shit which scored 8/10? I need more detail. When is the closing date for expressions of interest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, kent_white said: Right - would any of us take a job that paid Ā£100,000 a year - but your whole day consisted of watching posters off Wanderersways come into a small cubicle and have a shit.Ā 37.5hrs Mon - Fri. 8 weeks paid holiday and a good pension.Ā For that money there are some on here who would also offer a wash ānā wipe service.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 14, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2020 I actually pay a pittance to sponsor this site and see more shit than youāre suggesting anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 14, 2020 Members Share Posted October 14, 2020 Just now, Marc505 said: Ā Good thing heās a perfect specimen, phew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Just now, Rudy said: Good thing heās a perfect specimen, phew Innit, otherwise this dangerous power, money crazed cabal that want to control the world would have really got their man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Marc505 said: Ā I've actually met this guy He admitted it's mostly an act to get ratings for his radio station Edited October 14, 2020 by jmjhb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, jmjhb said: He admitted it's mostly an act to get ratings for his radio station That could well qualify him as even more of a cunt then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 1 hour ago, MickyD said: Do we get to award marks out of 10 for flamboyance? Is it part of the job to use spreadsheets to create a league table? Do many low-scoring attempts (say 3 scoring 3/10 in a day) out score a single stylish shit which scored 8/10? I need more detail. When is the closing date for expressions of interest? No you just have to sit there all day every day looking directly at the shitter - but you're not allowed to speak. For 7 and a half hours a day. Everyday. Until you retire. Closing date is Friday š Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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