Walsall yesterday reminded me of the time when the West Midlands Police Force were at their most cuntish back in the 80's. I got thrown out twice during the same match at Walsall's old ground. I reckon my record for being booted out is tame compared to some on here. At the moment my early departures total is 5 - 4 away and 1 at home.

Just 1 away for me. 7 years ago

Sheffield Utd and Oxford

I saw a Bolton fan who must have been in his 50's, he was having a barny with that Walsall steward with the short cropped grey hair, the Bolton fan pushed the steward and the steward fell backwards on the floor. He radioed for help but it took ages before anyone came. The Bolton fan ended up getting ejected in the end.

Leeds, Liverpool, Grimsby.

Foolishly too many, everyone has mad moments

Sheffield Wednesday the day that poor lad fell off the top tier. Felt extremely embarrassed following morning

Twice at Spurs , same day before the game had started.

Arrived by coach

Escorted to ground.

Coppers on the gate " what river runs through Bolton ? "

Onto the terrace , mostly young lads 16 to 18 yearolds around 15 of us.

Waiting in the same area a group of Spurs head cases , straight at us.

Fuck this I'm over the barrier onto the pitch side.

Copper grabs me, get back or you are out. All of us marched out arms up the backs chucked out the stadium.

Sign of the times. Gave it 30mins went back in ( football was cheap in those days).

Now around 2.30 place is packed out.

Massive ruck breaks out, once again sod this onto the pitch.Copper grabs me , woah I go all quiet,he hands me over to a Female Copper , " lock him up "

Buy the time we walked round the pitch and I had persuaded her I was hard done to, she just let me out.

Paid again but this time went in the stands.

Think we lost the match .

Might be wrong but seem to remember Don McAllister scored for them.

 

On a side note.

In those days , we used to get to the ground early. Bit of bravado, go in the opponents end or side. Then once spotted or it kicked off we were moved on mass round the pitch to the away section.

Edited September 18, 20169 yr by embankment

Think my mate Pete holds the record of most times thrown out during the same game.

 

Leeds away. Snook back in 4 times and ended up in a private box.

Think my mate Pete holds the record of most times thrown out during the same game.

 

Leeds away. Snook back in 4 times and ended up in a private box.

he still go? Not seen him for ages

Out with the louts!

 

I've never been ejected, ahem, cough!

he still go? Not seen him for ages

Yes pal, just struggles a bit with him working Saturday nights. The trains cock him up and if I don't go he's stuck for a lift.

 

Remember him getting lobbed out at Sunderland too come to think of it

Yes pal, just struggles a bit with him working Saturday nights. The trains cock him up and if I don't go he's stuck for a lift.

 

Remember him getting lobbed out at Sunderland too come to think of it

was with him at Spurs when he got chucked????, sat right next to spurs fans giving "banter "

Ejected at Pompey, Bristol R, Sheff Utd, Lincoln, Swindon, York and Bolton.

Think my mate Pete holds the record of most times thrown out during the same game.

 

Leeds away. Snook back in 4 times and ended up in a private box.

I'm not so sure mate, I'm sure he will be along soon to tell the class about our win at old trafford....

Once at home, for having a pop at a steward who was telling an 8 year old lad he couldn't stand on his chair to see and he had to sit down.

 

Danny Dyer, eat your heart out!

Walsall yesterday reminded me of the time when the West Midlands Police Force were at their most cuntish back in the 80's.

The West Midlands and the South Yorkshire Police were by far the most cuntish forces when it came to football in the 80's. So no surprise when the West Midlands lot were called in to investigate Hillsborough, bastards looking after other bastards.

I'm not so sure mate, I'm sure he will be along soon to tell the class about our win at old trafford....

Kept sneaking back in the home end when the gates opened with 15 minutes left and ejected a further 4 or 5 times following my initial ejection

 

Been thrown out of loads of grounds, pissed up peperami, long time a go now mind all that

The West Midlands and the South Yorkshire Police were by far the most cuntish forces when it came to football in the 80's. So no surprise when the West Midlands lot were called in to investigate Hillsborough, bastards looking after other bastards.

South Yorkshire police

 

Rotherham, pc big fucking baz with his truncheon

 

Was like one of them arcade games on the station

 

Head out of the window, baz takes a swing

 

Fortunately he wasn't that quick

Crystal Palace away think we won 2-1 Warhurst played for us

 

No idea about the game or why two coppers and two stewards approached me as I left the piss stones at half time and they kicked me out.

I got thrown out at Carlisle v Blackpool when FIO pulled my out of the stand began to film me.

 

I was there on a jolly with my dads mate ffs. They said I was a known troublemaker and ejected me from the ground, put me in a meat wagon till the game had finished.

 

Fuck knows who they thought I was

I got thrown out at Carlisle v Blackpool when FIO pulled my out of the stand began to film me.

 

I was there on a jolly with my dads mate ffs. They said I was a known troublemaker and ejected me from the ground, put me in a meat wagon till the game had finished.

 

Fuck knows who they thought I was

 

 

Your signature says it all.

QPR and Man U

 

can't recall any others

 

QPR was less then a minute.  I was back in bolton in time for the 2nd half against united

QPR and Man U

 

can't recall any others

 

QPR was less then a minute. I was back in bolton in time for the 2nd half against united

And how much was your match ticket

Barnsley and Bolton

 

The former erupted into a foul mouth tirade about the foot and mouth outbreak and culminated in complimenting an officer on his jodhpurs

QPR are arseholes - I got refused entry there one season. Same with Everton