Jesus Christ.....can't be those fuckers again...

Multiquotes mate, blow everything else out of the water.

Multi quote cluster bombs. The sign of an elite poster. That and not ever having owned fucking sandals. Ever.

Maybe he didn't give them his recipe for homemade trifle.

 

Still at least he would have had a towel about his person to clean up the resulting mess.

 

Aw, this feels a bit mean now, but I'm sure its just water off a ducky's back for Bolts.

:lol:

Bolty 0 Assorted lefty cardigan wearing yoghurt knitters 7.

Rest assured bolts won't run off

 

He'll stand and fight

Let's not forget that the population of Germany is dropping like a stone, 25% of adult males don't want kids, it's a ticking time bomb. They are desperate for numbers and the 1 million refugees will help the situation.

 

 

With a disproportionate number of them hanging around the streets and stations who are more than willing to assist the local woman in breeding, Merkel clearly was thinking long term.

German wimmin love tommy nob, fact.

German wimmin love tommy nob, fact.

 

Does that mean Tommy women love German bratwurst?

No, because the bratwurst has no special baby Gravy.*

 

 

 

 

* and the men are too busy being whoremeisters or bummin' each other

No, because the bratwurst has no special baby Gravy.*

 

 

 

 

* and the men are too busy being whoremeisters or bummin' each other

 

Well they're apparently not sticking their sausages anywhere near enough Frauline fuzz boxes or this thread would need not exist  

I know two blokes that were hit the mouth with a snow shovel too.

 

They were also smashed in the face with tins of paint, one had his head set on fire with a blow torch, the other smashed in the face with an iron, one even had a tarantula put on his face after his mate got covered in glue and feathers.

 

All on the same bastard night!

My mate was hitting a woman over the head with a cricket bat, then a Policeman came along took it off him and started hitting her himself! Then a crocodile came along and ate all of the sausages.

My mate was hitting a woman over the head with a cricket bat, then a Policeman came along took it off him and started hitting her himself! Then a crocodile came along and ate all of the sausages.

 

That's the way to do it, but were they German ones?

Edited December 22, 20169 yr by madthatter

Try using the multi quote function you fucking retard.

 

It's the season of goodwill to all men so I won't lower myself to the base insults level you have decided to employ..

 

To all on here, have a great festive season whether you are left, right or centrist.  To me you will always be at least 51% good.

 

Edited to say, having read further down the thread, fuck the lot of you 

 

Would take too long to trawl back and find but all of the stupid things I referred to have been mentioned before individually. Put yourself in harms way and you have a good chance of being harmed. A hard life lesson it took a retard like me a long time to learn.

 

C'est la guerre.

Edited December 23, 20169 yr by bolty58

Try using the multi quote function you fucking retard.

how do I do that and how do I put pitures on here

It's the season of goodwill to all men so I won't lower myself to the base insults level you have decided to employ..

 

To all on here, have a great festive season whether you are left, right or centrist.  To me you will always be at least 51% good.

 

Edited to say, having read further down the thread, fuck the lot of you 

 

Would take too long to trawl back and find but all of the stupid things I referred to have been mentioned before individually. Put yourself in harms way and you have a good chance of being harmed. A hard life lesson it took a retard like me a long time to learn.

 

C'est la guerre.

ive only met you once

 

and you were a nice/top man

 

if The Gonzo met you he would think the same

 

Marry Christmas yo all on here

Cheers L/W. That was a good night mate!

 

I am quite sure I would get along famously with my 'adversaries' off here. Completely different having discussions face to face. For a start I could show them the scars! 

 

Been looking for my scootering Xmas best wishes to send to everyone. Seem to have lost the gussety little treasure. Searching.

Shot and killed in Milan 

A routine stop- top effort!

I can't get my head around this (based on what we already know). Some poor lad was banged up then released due to lack of evidence i.e. fuck all of it. Yet he's been found guilty on here.

 

Meanwhile the most wanted man in Europe has, despite apparent injuries, made it 1000km away, he's had to travel through Switzerland (or Austria). Even in a car this requires a couple of tanks of petrol. Switzerland isn't Eurozone so he's either got help or got a load of currency like Jason Bourne. He's then stopped randomly! WTF.

Anis of Cleves.

Can't believe he made it all the way to Milan from Berlin, wtf?

Apparently he was dropping his id cards from the scene all the way to Milan.

According to The Telegraph he travelled via Paris!!! Fucking 2,000km. Fuck me.

I can't get my head around this (based on what we already know). Some poor lad was banged up then released due to lack of evidence i.e. fuck all of it. Yet he's been found guilty on here.

No sympathy. He should have stayed at home and fought.

He'll no doubt have had multiple passports and/or ID Cards, plus a network of folk helping him.

 

Travelling in mainland Europe is pretty easy, it's not like they can roadblock every single road