miamiwhite Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Due to the discrimation dicks and Manc Wanderer, I’ve been forced to ask this question Leigh White is already the clear favourite here for banging a porker whose legs couldn’t not spread wider than two chalets on Lancaster Legs Wide Open.com My largest lass was around the time of Sumo wreslting on Channel 4......she became affectionately known as Plump Truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Pabs is fond of the larger lady ”full of flavour” apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted April 19, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted April 19, 2019 Many years ago, I won the ‘Grimmy’ contest at college in Ormskirk - we all put 50p in and the winner was the one that had the last dance with the ugliest or fattest bird. Anyway I didn’t have anything else lined up and I ended up shagging this pig. Obviously I got ripped from everyone the next day. Three months later and I was assigned to Shevington High on teaching practice. I walked into the staff room on the first morning and guess who’s sat there troughing her breakfast? I nearly turned round and run out. Put me off teaching for ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 20, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted April 20, 2019 On 19/04/2019 at 07:59, Steejay said: Many years ago, I won the ‘Grimmy’ contest at college in Ormskirk - we all put 50p in and the winner was the one that had the last dance with the ugliest or fattest bird. Anyway I didn’t have anything else lined up and I ended up shagging this pig. Obviously I got ripped from everyone the next day. Three months later and I was assigned to Shevington High on teaching practice. I walked into the staff room on the first morning and guess who’s sat there troughing her breakfast? I nearly turned round and run out. Put me off teaching for ever. We used to play the same game when out with my work mates. Everyone put a pound in and winner is the one copping off with the ugliest bint. Nobody was getting much in the way of action until one of the lads started chatting up a munter. The lad holding the prize money walked up to her and gave her £15 but said nothing. The lad was a bit annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 On 18/04/2019 at 20:24, miamiwhite said: Due to the discrimation dicks and Manc Wanderer, I’ve been forced to ask this question Leigh White is already the clear favourite here for banging a porker whose legs couldn’t not spread wider than two chalets on Lancaster Legs Wide Open.com My largest lass was around the time of Sumo wreslting on Channel 4......she became affectionately known as Plump Truck. Fat Fucking Kim ( I think you kid had a go to) I had a few turns and me and my mate had Tres and turns on it was a bar made in dancers for a bit im talking1994 when I was down on it had to shove her belly in just so I could get my tounge in was the only minty minge ive had it fucking hummed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Big Suzie. She was a sizeable unit. Bank Holiday a few years back. Weekend of desperados, strongbow and pizza culminating on myself and Big suzie having fun both downstairs in the bog and in my room. Next morning my mate said "How did you do that?" i said she was that bad and the response was " no how did you two fat cunts g fit in the downstairs bog" Finished the weekend playing crazy golf in Blackpool watching my mate eat grey chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 21, 2020 Members Share Posted April 21, 2020 1 hour ago, little whitt said: Fat Fucking Kim ( I think you kid had a go to) I had a few turns and me and my mate had Tres and turns on it was a bar made in dancers for a bit im talking1994 when I was down on it had to shove her belly in just so I could get my tounge in was the only minty minge ive had it fucking hummed God I’ve missed you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Don’t do fat birds, except for my first leg over, above a pie shop, needs must. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2020 26 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said: Don’t do fat birds, except for my first leg over, above a pie shop, needs must. 😂 She was the size of a pie shop? Good effort Mounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 21, 2020 Members Share Posted April 21, 2020 (edited) Who knew we had a board full of toned, ripped, sculpted male athletes, carved out of marble supplied by the gods. Adonis Ways Edited April 21, 2020 by Rudy’s Message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2020 56 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Who knew we had a board full of toned, ripped, sculpted male athletes, carved out of marble supplied by the gods. Adonis Ways you been watching me through my window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 21, 2020 Members Share Posted April 21, 2020 Just now, only1swanny said: you been watching me through my window? No more than usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 just remembered Another it passed out on my couch I went bed she appeard at the bed room door I thought fuck me there is 3 of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2020 1 hour ago, little whitt said: just remembered Another it passed out on my couch I went bed she appeard at the bed room door I thought fuck me there is 3 of her It’s ace to have you back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2020 11 hours ago, little whitt said: Fat Fucking Kim ( I think you kid had a go to) I had a few turns and me and my mate had Tres and turns on it was a bar made in dancers for a bit im talking1994 when I was down on it had to shove her belly in just so I could get my tounge in was the only minty minge ive had it fucking hummed Who was the one who lived a few doors up from the Dancers, fancied herself as a fortune teller? About 20yrs ago, she was a unit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 21, 2020 Author Share Posted April 21, 2020 1 hour ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Who was the one who lived a few doors up from the Dancers, fancied herself as a fortune teller? About 20yrs ago, she was a unit! If LW knew her, then it would be Gypsy Rose Pee 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 10 hours ago, Spider said: She was the size of a pie shop? Good effort Mounts. No, but she’d ate a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 (edited) asdfghjklhjhgfdeswedfrtgrew Edited April 21, 2020 by ErnestTurnip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 2 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Who was the one who lived a few doors up from the Dancers, fancied herself as a fortune teller? About 20yrs ago, she was a unit! the Fat Fuck with blond hair Alison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 22, 2020 22 hours ago, little whitt said: the Fat Fuck with blond hair Alison That's the one 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 1 hour ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: That's the one 👍 the house of love a few of the lads ploughed though that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 22, 2020 17 minutes ago, little whitt said: the house of love a few of the lads ploughed though that I got that impression 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 How do you get a fat bird into bed? Piece of cake 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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