Breightmet Boy Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Checking both doors on my way out, sometimes up to three times, I know they’re shut but still do. switching lights out what don’t need to be on at work. Patting my pockets whilst saying “money, fags, lighter, mobile & keys” before I set off for work. just old age creeping in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2020 Bit of ocd crept in when I first started with depression. To some extent it's still there; things have to be 'symmetrical' or level, take shoes off and put them perfectly adjacent, not one in front for example. Prefer the volume of the tele to be set on an even number! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted January 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2020 Wanking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Having sugar/ sweetener in my tea. locking my van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 17, 2020 Members Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Having sugar/ sweetener in my tea. locking my van. Is that to stop the brass escaping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Having my eyebrows shaved at the barbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted January 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2020 Just now, leigh white said: Having my eyebrows shaved at the barbers I've always had my doubts... 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, leigh white said: Having my eyebrows shaved at the barbers. Is that to stop you looking like the former Archbishop of Canterbury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Trying to bleep my front door open with my car key fob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: I've always had my doubts... 👀 Never been wispy, just the odd hair or two what seem to outgrow the rest.😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted January 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2020 You'll be having your legs waxed next.... should be cheap enough if they charge by the inch 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: You'll be having your legs waxed next.... should be cheap enough if they charge by the inch 😂 Looking at my legs, they are quite hairless and smooth, its my hairy chest what stood out on the beaches.😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, leigh white said: Looking at my legs, they are quite hairless and smooth, its my hairy chest what stood out on the beaches.😄 Fuck me pink....Leigh's version of Tom Jones 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: Fuck me pink....Leigh's version of Tom Jones 😂 Will never beat you singing " Annie's Song " on the top of that church in St Helens.😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Attempting to zoom in on small writing on paper as if I'm reading off a tablet/mobile. Also swiping instead of turning the actual page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, deane koontz said: Attempting to zoom in on small writing on paper as if I'm reading off a tablet/mobile. Also swiping instead of turning the actual page Fucking Hell, that is mental. A new word should be called for this ailment and added in The Lancet. Edited January 17, 2020 by leigh white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, deane koontz said: Attempting to zoom in on small writing on paper as if I'm reading off a tablet/mobile. Also swiping instead of turning the actual page Kinell. Seems really weird that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, deane koontz said: Attempting to zoom in on small writing on paper as if I'm reading off a tablet/mobile. Also swiping instead of turning the actual page Nurse nurse!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, leigh white said: Will never beat you singing " Annie's Song " on the top of that church in St Helens.😃 Yes pal, that was like a night in the Notts Forest 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: Nurse nurse!! It's a lefty thing mate 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, leigh white said: Fucking Hell, that is mental. A new word should be called for this ailment and added in The Lancet. 2 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: It's a lefty thing mate 😂😂 I'm right handed 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted January 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2020 3 hours ago, miamiwhite said: Yes pal, that was like a night in the Notts Forest 😂 Did you have a greasy chip butty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 4 hours ago, leigh white said: Fucking Hell, that is mental. A new word should be called for this ailment and added in The Lancet. Opposite of AI. In keeping with the technological aspect, maybe AS - Artificial Stupidity ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 I think in emojis half the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted January 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 minute ago, gonzo said: I think in emojis half the time. It's the other half that's the most scary though 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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