Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

3 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Except the app says I’m in high risk area and I think we’re tier 2. 

Are the tiers official yet?

Northern Covid spreading faster because it's hard as f**king nails

 

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/northern-covid-spreading-faster-because-its-hard-as-fking-nails-20201012201391

 

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

Not like the tories to fuck liverpool over is it

Totally against tory character that.

22 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Still only 4% of cases have come from hospitality.

Its not where the problem is.

Gonzo, have a read of this and find me the 4%. This is where it was taken from. Page 15 and 21/22. See if you still think its 4% 

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/national-covid-19-surveillance-reports

Edited October 12, 20205 yr by peelyfeet

23 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Still only 4% of cases have come from hospitality.

Its not where the problem is.

Misleading stat.

 

But go on please elaborate where is the problem then?

Edited October 12, 20205 yr by Escobarp

14 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Are the tiers official yet?

Just seen on the news the levels are tier 1 is medium, tier 2 high and tier 3 very high. 

Edited October 12, 20205 yr by Mounts Kipper

27 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Still only 4% of cases have come from hospitality.

Its not where the problem is.

Course not. Mixing with strangers inside, sometimes pissed and without a mask. How do you think this virus spreads then, via 5G?

Based on this financial package, they’re expecting large swathes to end up in tier 3. Nailed on.

We’re next.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Based on this financial package, they’re expecting large swathes to end up in tier 3. Nailed on.

We’re next.

Just don't shut schools and childcare until I've been potted at work and don't have to combine WFH and home schooling with a toddler. 

I can't hack that shit again! 🤣 

Cases up about 10% today but deaths down 12.5% 

24 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Except the app says I’m in high risk area and I think we’re tier 2. 

Tier 2 is high risk, Tier 3 is very high risk.

Can i still go for a pint at dinnertime and meet members of the general public ?

5 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Just don't shut schools and childcare until I've been potted at work and don't have to combine WFH and home schooling with a toddler. 

I can't hack that shit again! 🤣 

Bad enough with a 9 and 15 year old. No fucking way I could have coped with a toddler.

I remember years back when the missus was taken into hospital with kidney stones and then the youngest at 9 months old got sent home from nursery with conjunctivitis. I actually cried at one point. I was self employed and trying to juggle work, a baby, the eldest at primary and seeing the missus in hospital who was there for 3 weeks due to fuck ups.

 

Edited October 12, 20205 yr by Winchester White

Burnham kicking his heels in has kept us out of tier 3 imo

but for how long 

39 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Still only 4% of cases have come from hospitality.

Its not where the problem is.

Dunno where you're getting this from.

5 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Tier 2 is high risk, Tier 3 is very high risk.

You missed my post earlier. 

2 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Can i still go for a pint at dinnertime and meet members of the general public ?

Yes but if you're a scouser you'll have to go to skelmersdale 

2 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Bad enough with a 9 and 15 year old. No fucking way I could have coped with a toddler.

I remember years back when the missus was taken into hospital with kidney stones and then the youngest at 9 months old got sent home from nursery with conjunctivitis. I actually cried at one point. I was self employed and trying to juggle work, a baby, the eldest at primary and seeing the missus in hospital who was there for 3 weeks due to fuck ups.

 

Sounds grim. 

 

3 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Yes but if you're a scouser you'll have to go to skelmersdale 

I can see that place being overwhelmed next Saturday morning.

2 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Yes but if you're a scouser you'll have to go to skelmersdale 

Aye a 21 years old from Aintree can’t go the local pub, even though they are as likely to die from Covid as they are being struck by lightning 

Yet a 90 year old from Skem with pre existing conditions can go to the boozer all day and night, even though they have a 1 in 4 chance of pegging it 

Madness 

1 minute ago, stevieb said:

Sounds grim. 

 

It was, but short lived. This year has been a long drawn out shitter for so many.

Fucking glad I am already on the happy pills, seems to have helped to me keep fairly level headed and not dip into the abyss. So many must be teetering right now.

Never had much time for Burnham in his previous life 

but hats off to him now fighting our corner

4 minutes ago, birch-chorley said:

Aye a 21 years old from Aintree can’t go the local pub, even though they are as likely to die from Covid as they are being struck by lightning 

Yet a 90 year old from Skem with pre existing conditions can go to the boozer all day and night, even though they have a 1 in 4 chance of pegging it 

Madness 

Did you ever have the misfortune of going into any of the pubs in skem?  The ones on the beacon were ok, but in tanhouse and digmoor. Jesus.

Just checking something before I call our glorious leaders cocks

 

Last Saturday I couldn't meet friends in the garden but I could meet em in a pub

Now, I cant meet em in the pub but I can meet em in the garden

 

Confident im not

 

10 minutes ago, birch-chorley said:

Aye a 21 years old from Aintree can’t go the local pub, even though they are as likely to die from Covid as they are being struck by lightning 

Yet a 90 year old from Skem with pre existing conditions can go to the boozer all day and night, even though they have a 1 in 4 chance of pegging it 

Madness 

Aye, and if you live in a tory stronghold every one can do what they want