Coronavirus

[Youri McAnespie]

6 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

I know you are taking the piss. I've not paid for a ticket to a show, festival, gig etc in about 10 years. Its only tourists like yourself that do.

A show? A show? Ooh la di da. Watching Mervyn Hayes play Macbeth directed by Max Von Sydow's bastard nephew..?

Anyone who went to live in that slum and now want to slink back up here. Put them in a concentration camp - Spike Island would be ideal.

Feed them on bagels and flat whites and summarily execute ten a day at random.

And Bromley? As soon as Bowie made 40p he fucked off to Berlin. Souxie Sioux moved too - Kandahar.

And I'm not a tourist - I'd probably end up in the Scrubs if I had to encounter those rude self-important gobshites daily.

[Rudy]

What a post 

[Ani]

Wonder how long before vaccine distribution is based on geography ?

[Spider]

Thurrock is 986 infections per 100,000.

thats 1%.

Doesnt sound high but when you factor in the untested positives, I wouldn’t want to be in the Asda there this afternoon.

Wheres the nearest Nightingale to Thurrock?

[Escobarp]

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Thurrock is 986 infections per 100,000.

thats 1%.

Doesnt sound high but when you factor in the untested positives, I wouldn’t want to be in the Asda there this afternoon.

Wheres the nearest Nightingale to Thurrock?

Thing is you can’t control it at that level. Without locking folk in their homes. Shutting everything and stopping folk leaving. 
 

Proper measures needed to stop this now. 
 

or we could all just crack on as some believe 🤒🤒🤒🤒

[Sweep]

26 minutes ago, Ani said:

Wonder how long before vaccine distribution is based on geography ?

Get London vaccinated first, the North can wait

[Not in Crawley]

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

A show? A show? Ooh la di da. Watching Mervyn Hayes play Macbeth directed by Max Von Sydow's bastard nephew..?

Anyone who went to live in that slum and now want to slink back up here. Put them in a concentration camp - Spike Island would be ideal.

Feed them on bagels and flat whites and summarily execute ten a day at random.

And Bromley? As soon as Bowie made 40p he fucked off to Berlin. Souxie Sioux moved too - Kandahar.

And I'm not a tourist - I'd probably end up in the Scrubs if I had to encounter those rude self-important gobshites daily.

He lived in Beckenham, stayed here whilst he was quite famous and had his son with Angie in the mid 70s.

[Not in Crawley]

3 hours ago, stevieb said:

Easy to fight off the cockneyvirus with a pint of gravy

That's why you are all up shit creek 

Didn't realise people in Kent were Cockneys.

Also, here's a funny thing, never been into a fish and chip shop down here that didn't do gravy and mushy peas.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Didn't realise people in Kent were Cockneys.

Also, here's a funny thing, never been into a fish and chip shop down here that didn't do gravy and mushy peas.

Curry sauce?

[Not in Crawley]

Yep - our local does a great one.

The chips are never as good as those back home though.

[Spider]

4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Didn't realise people in Kent were Cockneys.

Also, here's a funny thing, never been into a fish and chip shop down here that didn't do gravy and mushy peas.

What?????

So when Peter Kay said “Has tha nowt moist?” He was just being a cunt?

As if

[Sweep]

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Yep - our local does a great one.

The chips are never as good as those back home though.

We've just had a chippy open in our village, it's ever so exciting 😁

Anyway, they do mushy peas, Gravy and curry sauce. Like NiC says, I'm not sure I can recall going in any chipshops around here that don't do them.

The dirty bastards do sell saveloys and spam fritters though, the filthy bastards

[Youri McAnespie]

Bowie was bumming a mime artist (male) - That's London.

Nowt wrong with bumming but not when you're married with a kid.

And these twenty year olds sharing a boxroom in a rat infested slum - fuck off 'home' pretending you're onto something good.

On about three grand a week - two grand goes on weekly rent for the shitheap you share with six other nobheads.

The other grand you spend drinking £9 pints of shandy in some wank pub or eating paninis from 'Pret' to avoid going back to your tiny room and wanking in regret as no London girl will even talk to you.

They made their fleabit bed - lie in it.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

17 minutes ago, Sweep said:

We've just had a chippy open in our village, it's ever so exciting 😁

Anyway, they do mushy peas, Gravy and curry sauce. Like NiC says, I'm not sure I can recall going in any chipshops around here that don't do them.

The dirty bastards do sell saveloys and spam fritters though, the filthy bastards

Can you get a steak pudding though?

[Not in Crawley]

17 minutes ago, Sweep said:

We've just had a chippy open in our village, it's ever so exciting 😁

Anyway, they do mushy peas, Gravy and curry sauce. Like NiC says, I'm not sure I can recall going in any chipshops around here that don't do them.

The dirty bastards do sell saveloys and spam fritters though, the filthy bastards

Love a pea fritter!

[MickyD]

24 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Didn't realise people in Kent were Cockneys.

Also, here's a funny thing, never been into a fish and chip shop down here that didn't do gravy and mushy peas.

That’s because Peter Kay took the piss so the chippy owners jumped on an opportunity to make a 300% profit on bisto.

[Not in Crawley]

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Can you get a steak pudding though?

No, alas not.

Also chip barms aren't really a thing and the pies are a bit shit as well.

[MickyD]

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

No, alas not.

Also chip barms aren't really a thing and the pies are a bit shit as well.

They’d ask if you meant a chip cob or some other colloquialism.

[Zico]

Aye 

I lived in Cambridge 97/98 and the local chippies didn't do curry sauce or gravy

[Not in Crawley]

Chip roll.

Why the hell would I want a crusty roll with chips?

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Chip roll.

Why the hell would I want a crusty roll with chips?

Bet they haven't got Vimto

[Tonge moor green jacket]

9 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Bet they haven't got Vimto

Bit runny for chips.

[Escobarp]

28 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Can you get a steak pudding though?

What Ive just had for my tea that. delicious 

[stevieb]

53 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Didn't realise people in Kent were Cockneys.

Also, here's a funny thing, never been into a fish and chip shop down here that didn't do gravy and mushy peas.

Anyone south of Stockport is a cockney. 

Gravy isn't available South of Birmingham. Peter Kay told me 

 

Speaking of gravy... I've just made a fantastic gravy with malbec and the juices of Spiders beef dripping. 

 

 

[Escobarp]

Just now, stevieb said:

Anyone south of Stockport is a cockney. 

Gravy isn't available South of Birmingham. Peter Kay told me 

 

Speaking of gravy... I've just made a fantastic gravy with malbec and the juices of Spiders jizz dripping. 

 

 

EFA