Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

If I see the pretentious little twat, he will be getting it.  

I'd imagine some fans will have complained to Shazza today, and they will have a point.

The cunt  is worse than a coppers nark 

Just now, bwfc2003 said:

The cunt  is worse than a coppers nark 

The cunt IS a copper’s nark. He’s put enough footage of kick-offs on line to make any intelligence officer keep his video recorder in his pocket.

50 million jabs done now

Stunning effort

Just now, Spider said:

50 million jabs done now

Stunning effort

👏👏👏

On a side note, had a patients relative refuse to let me in her Mums house last week because I've not had my jab. Felt like a leper 😂

Depressing uptake figures broken down locally in The BEN...

All the posh twats have snatched their hands off.

All the thick white conspiracy scrubbers and rayguns have given it a swerve.

I can say that being all of them (apart from the 'conspiracy' bit).

One anti-vaccer turned up on our drive yesterday.

A strange woman, who occasionally walks past our house, and ends up talking about environmental issues and trees etc, if we happen to be in the garden. She's a bit weird to say the least, and if I see she's turned up and accosted the missus, I give he a swerve.

As it happens, she ended up giving it the big un about how vaccines don't work, yada yada yada. I didn't know until later as I had avoided her. Good job really, as if had been out when she arrived, she'd have got far less of discussion from me, and short shrift instead. 

Favours a witch too.

20 hours ago, bwfc2003 said:

Thogden  should definitely be charged with something - but not sure being an annoying little twat is an offence

Thogdad should it is creepy as fuck seeing him surrounded by kids the weird fucker

3 minutes ago, burnden said:

Thogdad should it is creepy as fuck seeing him surrounded by kids the weird fucker

Thogpaedo?

48 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

...and short shrift instead. 

Favours a witch too.

Is she sometimes accompanied by a small boy, probably about ten years old?

When they walk off do they pause when about ten yards away then both jump up and click their heels in the air?

I know her...

Edited May 3, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

On 01/05/2021 at 16:09, jmjhb said:

One today

Edited May 3, 20215 yr by boltondiver

Hopefully all good for the 21st then we can crack on I know certain things will remain for a while but looking ok 

1 hour ago, burnden said:

Thogdad should it is creepy as fuck seeing him surrounded by kids the weird fucker

Who the fuck are the oddballs who queue up to have pictures with them both. Very weird behaviour 

8 minutes ago, royal white said:

Who the fuck are the oddballs who queue up to have pictures with them both. Very weird behaviour 

It is odd, but bizarrely they're "celebs" to some people

10 minutes ago, royal white said:

Who the fuck are the oddballs who queue up to have pictures with them both. Very weird behaviour 

You’re only annoyed because you couldn’t be arsed queueing that long

There’s no such thing as a quick pint anymore. 

 

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

There’s no such thing as a quick pint anymore. 

 

I know, it's like trying to have a beer at a Parisian cafe, everywhere. Slow, dismissive and still costs a fortune. Except at a weatherspoons in South London sat under a fire escape.

Let us inside!

 

Been to three places since they reopened. Rivington Brewery, Rivington Cafe and Northern Monkey. All three slightly different system, all three great service.

Used the qr code system at NM and it arrived in less than 2 minutes.

Went to my local for the first time on Friday, forgot they charged 6 quid a pint.

Fuck that.

Well done, peasants of Bolton. Top of the league and pulling clear.

Wash your fucking hands and get your masks on.

BOLTON has the second highest covid-19 rate in the country.

6 minutes ago, Carlos said:

BOLTON has the second highest covid-19 rate in the country.

its in MEN 

Runworth  Runworth north  and Great Lever 

Had to pick daughter up from school because a kid in her years Mum was positive on her lateral flow test, so did her kid and he's positive too. Gone for a proper test and I'm hoping it's a negative. Proper ball ache with work. 

28 minutes ago, little whitt said:

its in MEN 

Runworth  Runworth north  and Great Lever 

Surprise, surprise. 🙄

Is it 73.4 perc100 thou

Ie 8 in a bwfc home game?

Dear god

 

 

It is however, a kick in the bollocks the very poor take up of the vaccine in some areas