Spider Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 My nose hairs are spreading faster than the virus. its like a game of kerplunk up there Quote
MancWanderer Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Spider said: I've not left the house But looking at facebook, loads of people are once again out and about, brushing shoulders with strangers and acting like an apocalypse isn't a few days away. They need to say that running in groups of any number will be punishable by being scythed down with a machine gun. Its a shame we didn't do the lockdown when it rained for 2 weeks without stopping. Cunts. Nipped out earlier to get soap. Hadn’t realised that we’d used so much recently so it had become a bit urgent Had to say that I was amazed with the gormless cretins around here. Tesco and Aldi were “one in-one out” queuing 6 feet from each other. No mither, no complaining, nobody losing patience. Very few people in the streets other than the occasional jogger. Just saw one group of 4 walking a dog Also seen some useful stuff on local Facemither group. Photo of queues at chemist and other shops with estimated waiting times to be served Maybe the message is starting to get through at last? Quote
Sweep Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Spider said: My nose hairs are spreading faster than the virus. its like a game of kerplunk up there hows the flaxen beard coming along, do you look like a viking yet? Quote
Spider Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Sweep said: hows the flaxen beard coming along, do you look like a viking yet? No, I just look a right cunt. Quote
Guest Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 There is absolutely no way that supermarkets can scale up to support the volume of deliveries required to go - full delivery mode in months let alone weeks. You'd need some pretty radical system if you stop people going to the shops. And given where we are I can't see it. Quote
Escobarp Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Spider said: No, I just look a right cunt. He was asking about the beard not in general mate Quote
Spider Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, Escobarp said: He was asking about the beard not in general mate Oh, right, I see. Sorry. In that case, I look like a right cunt with a beard. Quote
Morizio Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 22 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: It was on whatsapp. Not sure how to upload it Ok no probs Only one from Spain I’ve been able to find is a woman being hoiked out of a pool Quote
Spider Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, Morizio said: Ok no probs Only one from Spain I’ve been able to find is a woman being hoiked out of a pool rules Quote
Guest Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Before you stop people buying food, you stop people going to work. I can't believe they've not shut down all non-essential work. Its madness at this point. Quote
Escobarp Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Spider said: Oh, right, I see. Sorry. In that case, I look like a right cunt with a beard. You’ve joined a very notable club then. Welcome Quote
Escobarp Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 New York had 5000 new cases in last 24 hours. They are absolutely fucked beyond fucked Quote
Morizio Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Spider said: rules Here but nothing titillating Quote
Escobarp Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Morizio said: Here but nothing titillating But what were all the cunts in their speedos by the pool doing there??? Madness Quote
Morizio Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, Escobarp said: But what were all the cunts in their speedos by the pool doing there??? Madness I thought that! Total fucking dickheads. Quote
Morizio Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 The Coronavirus bill has passed through The Lords without opposition, royal ascent and then it’s in force Quote
Morizio Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 31 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: It was on whatsapp. Not sure how to upload it And just to confirm I’m not doubting it’s existence but interested in what it’s showing. Quote
Sweep Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: New York had 5000 new cases in last 24 hours. They are absolutely fucked beyond fucked Andrew Cuomo (who is NY state governor I think) on Sky News now, reckons they need around 140K hospital beds (currently have 53K) and 30K ventilators (currently have 4K, with a further 7K on order in the next few weeks.) - he said they need to get to those numbers in 2 weeks, as that's when they expect the peak - he didn't look very hopeful if truth be told They really might end up being well and truly scuppered as it took them far too long to acknowledge the virus was a real thing, let alone quite a serious thing. Quote
Sweep Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Morizio said: The Coronavirus bill has passed through The Lords without opposition, royal ascent and then it’s in force what does that mean for us mere mortals then? Quote
Morizio Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Sweep said: what does that mean for us mere mortals then? It’s gonna be law Quote
Cheese Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Sweep said: what does that mean for us mere mortals then? The police can either order you to go home, or detain you, if you don't have a good reason for being out in public. Think that's the main thing that will affect the average man on the street. Edited March 25, 2020 by Cheese Quote
miamiwhite Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Apologies in advance especially to a shite bearded flaxen haired Anglo Saxon puff off here, these are measures we know exist, and it must be so fucking hard. Thinking of you S, stay strong mate , everyone who is vile and reeks of crime is with you my friend 💪🙏 Quote
Escobarp Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 19 minutes ago, Sweep said: Andrew Cuomo (who is NY state governor I think) on Sky News now, reckons they need around 140K hospital beds (currently have 53K) and 30K ventilators (currently have 4K, with a further 7K on order in the next few weeks.) - he said they need to get to those numbers in 2 weeks, as that's when they expect the peak - he didn't look very hopeful if truth be told They really might end up being well and truly scuppered as it took them far too long to acknowledge the virus was a real thing, let alone quite a serious thing. Thats awfully grim reading. Pretty much the same thought process though as the halfwits still prancing about in groups and those who are packing into tube trains Quote
Casino Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Just caught up on the days posts Expected mention of the profs words to the select committee today Home testing kits days away And therell be millions of em Game changer Quote
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