Coronavirus

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Moon boy said:

Thought Boris was the ‘Prime Minister’ of the U.K. ?

Indeed

 

The smaller countries are the outliers.

[Escobarp]

2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Don’t blame him bet they’re boring as fuck 

Why turn up if you can send somebody down 

Delegation is a fine art only mastered by some. He’s got it sussed

he will be swilling champagne and sniffing bing off brasses tits whilst they’re all debating how many times a day folk can go to the park 

[mickbrown]

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Wel Only 4 years and 7 months till your mob get a chance to remove him. Granted they will fail miserably but it will bring some excitement to matters again 

True. 

But I can’t see him lasting the full term. He’ll realise it’s hard work and it’s not just fucking about a various photo ops and fuck it all off.  That, or he’ll get another  horsey bint up the duff and have to resign. 

[Escobarp]

Just now, mickbrown said:

True. 

But I can’t see him lasting the full term. He’ll realise it’s hard work and it’s not just fucking about a various photo ops and fuck it all off.  That, or he’ll get another  horsey bint up the duff and have to resign. 

The UK will be a better place if bojo is spreading his seed far and wide. Protecting our future then with another generation of bojo’s to take us forward 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[radcliffe white]

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Delegation is a fine art only mastered by some. He’s got it sussed

he will be swilling champagne and sniffing bing off brasses tits whilst they’re all debating how many times a day folk can go to the park 

Correct 

that’s what arse lickers/wannabe PMs are for 

[ProfessorWoland]

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

 

 

It's great to finally be able to put faces to the names of the SAGE Committee. 

[mickbrown]

10 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Delegation is a fine art only mastered by some. He’s got it sussed

he will be swilling champagne and sniffing bing off brasses tits whilst they’re all debating how many times a day folk can go to the park 

👍You been speaking to the same bloke I have?

[superjohnmcginlay]

The document 

 

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/884171/FINAL_6.6637_CO_HMG_C19_Recovery_FINAL_110520_v2_WEB__1_.pdf

Edited May 11, 2020 by superjohnmcginlay

[L/H White]

4 hours ago, gonzo said:

Yeah all chippy’s in Blackpool have been open, as have most round me. 

Icecream gaffs started opening a couple of weeks back. 

 

is the cottage open

[Escobarp]

28 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

👍You been speaking to the same bloke I have?

I’m actually just thinking about Rudy’s jolly boys outing and my own antics but figured boris will be doing much the same 

[Rudy]

5 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I’m actually just thinking about Rudy’s jolly boys outing and my own antics but figured boris will be doing much the same 

Why is he coming?

[mickbrown]

12 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

I think both spellings of the word nobhead/knobhead are both feasible, ya nobhead 😁

😀

[Escobarp]

11 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Why is he coming?

We can ask him. I will send him a tweet and ask him if fancies it. I will let you know if he replies 😁 or if I get arrested 

[Escobarp]

Back on topic I see the one person outside your household isn’t in this phase and that is phase 2?

[Rudy]

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

We can ask him. I will send him a tweet and ask him if fancies it. I will let you know if he replies 😁 or if I get arrested 

Ask him ifs he’s chucking in for the brass

[Escobarp]

Just now, Rudy’s Message said:

Ask him ifs he’s chucking in for the brass

Will do. I’m sure he’s got contacts. He’s probably rattled jasmine already 

[Zico]

 

[Youri McAnespie]

Jasmine Jae says she's out if he's coming...

Says she doesn't want to contract a dose.

Edited May 11, 2020 by Youri McAnespie

[Spider]

June 1 - behind closed doors football.

Permitting cultural and sporting events to take place behind closed-doors for broadcast, while avoiding the risk of large-scale social contact.

Let the relegation party start

Edited May 11, 2020 by Spider

[Tombwfc]

16 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Back on topic I see the one person outside your household isn’t in this phase and that is phase 2?

 

Phase 1...

Quote

Public spaces

SAGE advise that the risk of infection outside is significantly lower than inside, so the Government 
is updating the rules so that, as well as exercise, people can now also spend time outdoors
subject to: not meeting up with any more than one person from outside your household; continued 
compliance with social distancing guidelines to remain two metres (6ft) away from people outside 
your household; good hand hygiene, particularly with respect to shared surfaces; and those 
responsible for public places being able to put appropriate measures in place to follow the new 
COVID-19 Secure guidance.
People may exercise outside as many times each day as they wish. For example, this would 
include angling and tennis. You will still not be able to use areas like playgrounds, outdoor gyms or 
ticketed outdoor leisure venues, where there is a higher risk of close contact and touching 
surfaces. You can only exercise with up to one person from outside your household – this means 
you should not play team sports, except with members of your own household.
People may drive to outdoor open spaces irrespective of distance, so long as they respect 
social distancing guidance while they are there, because this does not involve contact with people 
outside your household.

 

It's arbitrary, unenforcable and (probably intentionally) doomed to fail. But the guidance is clear I think - probably should've just let Dominic Raab read it first.

Edited May 11, 2020 by Tombwfc

[Escobarp]

3 minutes ago, Tombwfc said:

 

Phase 1...

 

It's arbitrary, unenforcable and (probably intentionally) doomed to fail. But the guidance is clear I think - probably should've just let Dominic Raab read it first.

Thanks. If you read page 35 and under social contact In phase 2 it refers to expanding to one household. It was this I saw when I skim read it before. 
 

but on that point that’s horrendous that phase two is one household possibly. Basically you and the missus need to agree one other household you will interact with in close proximity? That’s never going to work. Not a chance. 

[Spider]

Just now, Escobarp said:

Thanks. If you read page 35 and under social contact In phase 2 it refers to expanding to one household. It was this I saw when I skim read it before. 
 

but on that point that’s horrendous that phase two is one household possibly. Basically you and the missus need to agree one other household you will interact with in close proximity? That’s never going to work. Not a chance. 

I've already selected my mate Whisky John as the other household.

It's a no brainer.

[Escobarp]

1 minute ago, Spider said:

I've already selected my mate Whisky John as the other household.

It's a no brainer.

My missus will choose her parents and I will choose my mum So by definition that cannot happen as we cannot then live in the same house? It’s just unworkable 

 

[ProfessorWoland]

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

My missus will choose her parents and I will choose my mum So by definition that cannot happen as we cannot then live in the same house? It’s just unworkable 

 

 

Not a problem once you move into the shed though?

[Escobarp]

1 minute ago, ProfessorWoland said:

 

Not a problem once you move into the shed though?

I will go and live with my mum for a bit not a problem 😁