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Moderators Casino Posted May 11, 2020 Moderators Share Posted May 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: In reality, we don't need to catch the virus. but if it goes away it will come back, surely so, if we've caught it all the better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said: Jesus fucking christ that's the next 3 minutes sorted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 11, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2020 Just now, Casino said: but if it goes away it will come back, surely so, if we've caught it all the better It’s a shitty choice, but I think I’d prefer to have had it than be constantly on the run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon boy Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: Right, I'm confused by all this and I'm dead clever so god help all those with pigshit for brains... The nextdoor neighbour's daughter's boyfriend is coming around to rattle her, they're planning to stay alert by doing it in the backgarden and using a nob extension he's improvised using some empty tinfoil tubes, insulating tape and pack of twelve durex. There's no doubt that conforms to the new guidelines but... After they've finished (and I've finished peering over the fence and wankin') can I remove a fence panel and have a few games of Shove 'aPenny with them? Is it a sport for one thing and will the board need to be 2m long? Also, he works door to door selling lucky heather usually, or as a bogus water board official - if his employer gets wind of his activities today can he sack him as being fit for work and unfit for furlough and can he (the employer) still keep the money? A simple fucking question that should've have been easily answered if we'd had a clear statement from that blonde bunteresque buffoon yesterday. I think you’ll find that the relevant information covering ‘next door neighbour’s daughter ‘s boyfriend’s ability to poke said daughter’ is on page 48, sub section 3, paragraph 2 of the amendments to the Covid 19 temporary legislation document that will be discussed in Parliament this afternoon, subject to The Speakers approval Your second paragraph of queries is just silly I do hope this helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Thoughts on this please, can someone who lives in England travel to someone who lives in Scotland and are part of their social bubble and obviously do the social distancing requirements. Conversely can that person who lives in Scotland travel to the person who resides in England? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 11, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Morizio said: Thoughts on this please, can someone who lives in England travel to someone who lives in Scotland and are part of their social bubble and obviously do the social distancing requirements. Conversely can that person who lives in Scotland travel to the person who resides in England? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, Moon boy said: I think you’ll find that the relevant information covering ‘next door neighbour’s daughter ‘s boyfriend’s ability to poke said daughter’ is on page 48, sub section 3, paragraph 2 of the amendments to the Covid 19 temporary legislation document that will be discussed in Parliament this afternoon, subject to The Speakers approval Your second paragraph of queries is just silly I do hope this helps you're allowed to wank outside as often as you like, as long as you only spunk over a 2 metre distance, with a family member, but not in Scotland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Morizio said: Thoughts on this please, can someone who lives in England travel to someone who lives in Scotland and are part of their social bubble and obviously do the social distancing requirements. Conversely can that person who lives in Scotland travel to the person who resides in England? 2 minutes ago, Spider said: No Och aye de...NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 12 minutes ago, Moon boy said: I think you’ll find that the relevant information covering ‘next door neighbour’s daughter ‘s boyfriend’s ability to poke said daughter’ is on page 48, sub section 3, paragraph 2 of the amendments to the Covid 19 temporary legislation document that will be discussed in Parliament this afternoon, subject to The Speakers approval Your second paragraph of queries is just silly I do hope this helps I'm throwing caution to the wind and doing it anyway... I'll string one of those flashing lamps you put on skips around my neck to adhere to the 'alertness' directive, a bit like Flavour Flavour, but with a flashing lamp that you put on skips instead of a clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Care home workers, security guards, public transport workers, taxi drivers, shop assistants, more likely to die than NHS staff - looks like jobs with high contact and no PPE, are the risky jobs, unsurprisingly. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-52616080 https://www.ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/employmentandemployeetypes/articles/whichoccupationshavethehighestpotentialexposuretothecoronaviruscovid19/2020-05-11 https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/healthandsocialcare/causesofdeath/bulletins/coronaviruscovid19relateddeathsbyoccupationenglandandwales/deathsregistereduptoandincluding20april2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr Grey said: He knows is message board onions that fella 👍 I also know how to spell ‘knobheads’, knobhead 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 43 minutes ago, Morizio said: Thoughts on this please, can someone who lives in England travel to someone who lives in Scotland and are part of their social bubble and obviously do the social distancing requirements. Conversely can that person who lives in Scotland travel to the person who resides in England? No mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Tombwfc said: Boris says last night people should go back to work today. Raab this morning says nothing changes at all until Wednesday. Raab this morning says you can meet up with both your parents in the park. Government now says you can only meet up with one. But it's all absolutely clear and obvious. They really don’t project an image that they know what the fuck they are doing do they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Everything folk need to know hopefully will be cleared up today boris is giving info in the commons and taking the briefing this evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 11, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Spider said: Ideal world, you’re right. Unfortunately, the real world contains gangs of feral wanktards who don’t give a shite. 100% My biggest gripe in all this the behaviour of some people and the lack of enforcement. If there's one comparison that's easy to make is the level of policing- 1000 euro fine in Spain for cunts caught on video. Over here, people just carry on undeterred. One of the most relaxed approaches, respecting folk for their supposed ability to act responsibly, and they throw it back in society's face. A few Madrid like twattings would get that R value down a bit quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 11, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Casino said: but if it goes away it will come back, surely so, if we've caught it all the better No. Once it's gone, it's gone. If it has no new hosts to jump to, it is either defeated by the body or kills it's host and dies itself. Without transmission, it's fucked. If there are any remaining pangolins carrying it, stay clear and we'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said: Everything folk need to know hopefully will be cleared up today boris is giving info in the commons and taking the briefing this evening He really is a lazy fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: No. Once it's gone, it's gone. If it has no new hosts to jump to, it is either defeated by the body or kills it's host and dies itself. Without transmission, it's fucked. If there are any remaining pangolins carrying it, stay clear and we'll be fine. But in reality that’s not going to happen is it? This isn’t just going to die off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, mickbrown said: He really is a lazy fucker. The real Mick's back, which is reassuring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, boltondiver said: The real Mick's back, which is reassuring The axe is firmly back on the grinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, boltondiver said: The real Mick's back, which is reassuring 😁 I’ll give the twat April, but fuck me, that’s piss poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: The axe is firmly back on the grinder The bloke is a clown. Granted it’s an impossible job, but he’s a clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Just now, mickbrown said: The bloke is a clown. Granted it’s an impossible job, but he’s a clown. Wel Only 4 years and 7 months till your mob get a chance to remove him. Granted they will fail miserably but it will bring some excitement to matters again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, mickbrown said: He really is a lazy fucker. Don’t blame him bet they’re boring as fuck Why turn up if you can send somebody down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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