frank_spencer Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 7 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said: Always presumed the only reason a man wouldn't have a beard is because he couldn't grow one. Along that theory. ย ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 21, 2020 Members Share Posted September 21, 2020 When I was a kid I had a go of me Grandadโs one blade bic right across the muzzy area and then the beard area. I think that triggered it because I was the first in my year to start to have a bit of bum fluff, excluding the Asian lads. Now clean shaven in the morning, shadow by dinner time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Rudy said: When I was a kid I had a go of me Grandadโs one blade bic right across the muzzy area and then the beard area. I think that triggered it because I was the first in my year to start to have a bit of bum fluff, excluding the Asian lads. Now clean shaven in the morning, shadow by dinner time Same here, I look like James Mcarthur by Tea time. ย Beard fun facts. Native Americans aren't great at growing them.ย During the middle ages, touching another man's beard was a big no-no, and was grounds for a duel. Noel Edmonds insured his beard for ยฃ1 million. My dad used to say "turn this puff off" whenever he saw Noel Edmonds on swap shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Edmonds is a paedo too, isn't he? Looks like one, used to be a BBC DJ and worked with kids. Nailed on noncery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 22, 2020 Members Share Posted September 22, 2020 6 hours ago, Traf said: Edmonds is a paedo too, isn't he? Looks like one, used to be a BBC DJ and worked with kids. Nailed on noncery. How he wasnโt part of the Yewtree investigation is astoundingย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted September 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Rudy said: How he wasnโt part of the Yewtree investigation is astoundingย Perhaps Cheggers took the rap. Did he fire before, during or after?ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Have a look at his wiki page he may not be a nonce but he's definitely a mentalist! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Edmonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 17 hours ago, peelyfeet said: ย Some people have beards because; They're slap heads. ย ย Really? They're not fooling anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 22, 2020 Moderators Share Posted September 22, 2020 29 minutes ago, frank_spencer said: Have a look at his wiki page he may not be a nonce but he's definitely a mentalist! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Edmonds got to watch him ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Brilliant.ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 He's turned up in NZ https://thespinoff.co.nz/media/03-06-2020/noel-edmonds-on-his-new-life-in-nz-im-not-bringing-mr-blobby-over/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 22, 2020 Members Share Posted September 22, 2020 3 hours ago, MickyD said: Perhaps Cheggers took the rap. Did he fire before, during or after?ย That a euphemism? 2 hours ago, frank_spencer said: Have a look at his wiki page he may not be a nonce but he's definitely a mentalist! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Edmonds Imagine if on his page it just said NONCE ๐ I love the Noel Gallagher &ย Noel Edmonds story Gallagherย told BBC Radio 2: โI went for lunch last week and in the seat next to me was Noel Edmonds.ย Iโve never met him and my missus was going, โNo way, thatโs Noel Edmondsโ.โ โAnd he said to me, โItโs great to finally meet you after all these years because of all the jokes and thatโ. I went, โWhat jokes? What are you talking about?โโ โAnd he goes, โBecause weโre both called Noelโ. And I went, โWhat jokes are you talking about? Are people taking the mickey out of me to you?โ And he went, โWell, you knowโ. And then there was an awkward silence and I was like, โWhatever, enjoy your sea bassโ.โ Gallagher continued: โWhat jokes?! It wasnโt me dressed as Mr Blobby all those years. I donโt know what he was on about.โ Mentalist ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Noel Gallagher's a prick too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 22, 2020 Members Share Posted September 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Traf said: Noel Gallagher's a prick too. I saw him call himself a composer in an interview.ย Aye the Manchester Mozart ๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 5 hours ago, ZicoKelly said: got to watch him ย I remember watching this live when I was about 15 ๐๐๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 22, 2020 Moderators Share Posted September 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, kent_white said: I remember watching this live when I was about 15 ๐๐๐ before I'd seen brasseye I remember a mate at uni telling us he'd seen this mad story on the news whereย there was thisย US senator who kept getting his cock out and wanking whilst making speeches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 1 minute ago, ZicoKelly said: before I'd seen brasseye I remember a mate at uni telling us he'd seen this mad story on the news whereย there was thisย US senator who kept getting his cock out and wanking whilst making speeches ๐๐ Years ahead of its time - and probably still is.ย To think that the best we can do nowadays is the Mash Report! ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted September 23, 2020 Members Share Posted September 23, 2020 On 21/09/2020 at 23:50, peelyfeet said: Stop pigeon holing beardoes. Some people have beards because; It gives definition to a fat face. It's fashionableย ( they think they'll be more likely to pull, or be more attractive with one) They're slap heads. It covers up scars Religion They're in Bjorn Again They like Jeremy Beadle / Kenny Everett ย ย Give it a rest Feely. Pigeon holing. Not at all - just lumping them in with the general lazy cunt hoi polloi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 23, 2020 Members Share Posted September 23, 2020 Itโs possible to have a well groomed beard and not be lazyย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 My beard is usually scruffy as fuck and often full on homeless, never been accused of being lazy though. Apart from when it comes to shaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 7 hours ago, bolty58 said: Give it a rest Feely. Pigeon holing. Not at all - just lumping them in with the general lazy cunt hoi polloi. Beardist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 A beard can hide a multitude of chinsย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 23, 2020 Members Share Posted September 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Dr Faustus said: A beard can hide a multitude of chinsย Kinโell how big is your beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted September 24, 2020 Members Share Posted September 24, 2020 18 hours ago, peelyfeet said: Beardist. Thanks mate. Have a +1. I think you just got me to 10 'ists' - Blue Peter badge territory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted September 24, 2020 Members Share Posted September 24, 2020 19 hours ago, Rudy said: Itโs possible to have a well groomed beard and not be lazyย FFS Rudy. Of course it is but where's the fucking fun in that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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