Covid-19

[Rudy]

4 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Just heard on the radio that we've now run out of LFTs and PCR capacity is full.......so what happens if you're trying to get back into the country?

I flew back from Krakow at the weekend, I had to take an LFT at the airport before they let me on the plane, and then I took a PCR yesterday, that I've mailed off, and I have to isolate until they contact me to say it's safe for me to leave my house......but if the PCR capacity is over stretched, could somebody arriving today, possibly be "housebound" for several days waiting for their results?

I can't help but think the Government has been over reliant on the vaccine, and that's why they are pushing us to have the booster, as they just can't cope with everybody testing everyday

Yeah yeah yeah enough of all that. What were the Krakow brasses like?

[Sweep]

14 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Yeah yeah yeah enough of all that. What were the Krakow brasses like?

I was there with Mrs Sweep......so no misbehaving 

We did however get chatting to some bloke from The Wirral, who admitted to having the pleasure of one the night before, who had her own Chip and Pin machine, and he was less than pleased to see that he'd been rinsed for PLN5000 instead if the PLN500 that he'd agreed. He did say she was very fit though 🙂

[Spider]

4 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I was there with Mrs Sweep......so no misbehaving 

We did however get chatting to some bloke from The Wirral, who admitted to having the pleasure of one the night before, who had her own Chip and Pin machine, and he was less than pleased to see that he'd been rinsed for PLN5000 instead if the PLN500 that he'd agreed. He did say she was very fit though 🙂

He should just go back with his receipt and claim his 9 free goes.

[Rudy]

27 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I was there with Mrs Sweep......so no misbehaving 

We did however get chatting to some bloke from The Wirral, who admitted to having the pleasure of one the night before, who had her own Chip and Pin machine, and he was less than pleased to see that he'd been rinsed for PLN5000 instead if the PLN500 that he'd agreed. He did say she was very fit though 🙂

Stripper in Krakow whipped me across the face with her belt. Wanted cheering up after spending the morning in Auchswitz. Huge tits but had a face like Arshavin

[kent_white]

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Stripper in Krakow whipped me across the face with her belt. Wanted cheering up after spending the morning in Auchswitz. Huge tits but had a face like Arshavin

I took a call from my Dad to let me know my Grandma was dead just after walking out of the first gas chamber on the Auchswitz tour. I was on my own as well. 

What a day! 🙂👍

[Rudy]

2 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I took a call from my Dad to let me know my Grandma was dead just after walking out of the first gas chamber on the Auchswitz tour. I was on my own as well. 

What a day! 🙂👍

Did you go and see a stripper?

[Traf]

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Did you go and see a stripper?

Of course.

[Spider]

5 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Did you go and see a stripper?

It's what Grandad would have wanted.

[Cheese]

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

It's what Grandad would have wanted.

Grandma...

[stevieb]

3 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Grandma...

Well... Both. 

Probably 

[Spider]

10 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Grandma...

She'd died. That's just disresepctful

[Not in Crawley]

Just sent an email to myself about print prices.

I need to stop work.

On the plus side I've got a deep register than Barry White at the moment, and now my mrs has offically banished me into proper self isolation because I look 'like a fucking zombie'

 

 

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Just sent an email to myself about print prices.

I need to stop work.

On the plus side I've got a deep register than Barry White at the moment, and now my mrs has offically banished me into proper self isolation because I look 'like a fucking zombie'

 

 

[Sweep]

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Just sent an email to myself about print prices.

I need to stop work.

On the plus side I've got a deep register than Barry White at the moment, and now my mrs has offically banished me into proper self isolation because I look 'like a fucking zombie'

 

 

and, are you inclined to reply, to tell yourself to fuck off?

[Sweep]

3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

I look 'like a fucking zombie'

 

 

[Not in Crawley]

2 minutes ago, Sweep said:

and, are you inclined to reply, to tell yourself to fuck off?

That would be a fevered loop.

I think I was very reasonable with only a 10% mark up

[Not in Crawley]

Talk about kicking a bloke when he's down.

Thanks you bunch of nobbers.

 

[Rudy]

😘

[Escobarp]

[Not in Crawley]

Got a text to pay for a covid pass - 4.99. Looks legitimate on the website, thought they were free?

 

[DazBob]

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Got a text to pay for a covid pass - 4.99. Looks legitimate on the website, thought they were free?

 

Those Nigerian Princes need to fund their lifestyles somehow.

[stevieb]

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Got a text to pay for a covid pass - 4.99. Looks legitimate on the website, thought they were free?

 

Foc. 

Just need the nhs app. 

And not the covid ping one. 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Got a text to pay for a covid pass - 4.99. Looks legitimate on the website, thought they were free?

 

Delete the text.

[Cheese]

Fuck me. Trying to book my booster....

[Cheese]

Down to 1662nd already. Fair enough.