DazBob Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 What puts you off a bird (or a bloke if you're that way inclined) ? Birds playing on fruit machines. No, no, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 20, 2021 Members Share Posted August 20, 2021 Doesn’t drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 20, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 20, 2021 I knew a girl once who said Kekkle instead of kettle. And bokkle instead of bottle. I availed myself of her soft and wet parts then never saw her again. makes me shudder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 20, 2021 Members Share Posted August 20, 2021 Just now, Spider said: I knew a girl once who said Kekkle instead of kettle. And bokkle instead of bottle. I availed myself of her soft and wet parts then never saw her again. makes me shudder Sounds like you shagged a wiganer to me Adder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Tattoos Piercings Scouse Accents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 20, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: Sounds like you shagged a wiganer to me Adder I can forgive a low IQ, or not being the sharpest tool in the box, but calling a kettle a Kekkle is inhuman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 If you go to use a toilet after a lady has had a little wee wee and you can still smell her stale piss, disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 20, 2021 Members Share Posted August 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, DazBob said: What puts you off a bird (or a bloke if you're that way inclined) ? Birds playing on fruit machines. No, no, no. I’m gonna need to know why 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 20, 2021 Members Share Posted August 20, 2021 Just now, Spider said: I can forgive a low IQ, or not being the sharpest tool in the box, but calling a kettle a Kekkle is inhuman Like I said, Wiganer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 20, 2021 Members Share Posted August 20, 2021 Shit shoes/trainers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 20, 2021 Members Share Posted August 20, 2021 Men who drink alcopops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 20, 2021 Members Share Posted August 20, 2021 Man U fans Shudder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Swearing for swearings sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 spitting, the number of young girls who spit in the street is disgusting (and no I don't mean after a BJ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 20, 2021 Members Share Posted August 20, 2021 1 minute ago, athywhite1958 said: Swearing for swearings sake Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted August 20, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 20, 2021 Loud gobby women. I have no problem with women who are loud when pissed with their mates, they pretty much all are. But those rough loud fuckers who seem to delight in telling the entire pub their business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Birds who chew gum Birds who call you "mate" Birds who don't put nail polish on their toe nails (it's sure sign they have a massive, stinky, unkempt clunge) Birds who leave the house with wet hair Birds who don't bother making an effort to look nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burnden Posted August 20, 2021 Members Share Posted August 20, 2021 Bad breath Bad manners Bullying behaviour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 20, 2021 Members Share Posted August 20, 2021 Men who you can't have a conversation with. It's ok being good looking but if your thick and it's a one way conversation I get bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 smoking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 (edited) 35 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: Swearing for swearings sake Fucking too fucking right. Edit. Ah fuck it. Blondie beat me to the punch Edited August 20, 2021 by mickbrown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 As I alluded to in another thread, one tidy bird who, in the words of our illustrious colleague Tyson Fury - "was going to get it..." pissed her chips when she dismissed house music as "taking drugs and pulling funny faces..." I gave her a peck on the cheek and a gaylord hug and avoided her after that heretical statement. The anti-houseist bitch. Lazy arses who do fuck all in the way of exercise, usually starving themselves instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted August 20, 2021 Author Share Posted August 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Rudy said: I’m gonna need to know why 😂 No particular reason. It just stinks of being rough. Girls who wear too much jewellery too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted August 20, 2021 Author Share Posted August 20, 2021 51 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: spitting, the number of young girls who spit in the street is disgusting (and no I don't mean after a BJ) Once went out with a girl when I was 14 and she spat in the street so promptly dumped her. Saw her working behind the bar in Bergerac's 4 or 5 years later and regretted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Fuck off. 😵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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