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10 minutes ago, royal white said:

I was usually more concerned if they hadn’t shaved (their face) 

That is bang out of order, I'd demand a refund - how can you finish with a facial on someone with more growth than Clint in 'For a Few Dollars More'?

I thought they could get their hair lasered off quite cheaply?

Can you imagine paying up front and they have a hairy arsecrack - the worst nightmare come true.

I'd be straight on the blower to 'Watchdog'...

I might even murder them, get the old Wahl out and make them clean shaven then bum them.

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58 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Gladdened my heart has this thread

If ever there is a WWays meet up that involves bringing your other half Mrs Manc ticks so many boxes that at least I’ll be safe on the knowledge that the perverts on here will give her a wide berth :jump:

I wouldn't bank on it 😏😂😂

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10 hours ago, MancWanderer said:

Gladdened my heart has this thread

If ever there is a WWays meet up that involves bringing your other half Mrs Manc ticks so many boxes that at least I’ll be safe on the knowledge that the perverts on here will give her a wide berth :jump:

she must be a real catch then 

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These big fat Kardashian buttocks that younger girls seem to want to attain...

How the fuck do they cultivate them an' all?

Somebody told me it's done by eating only KFC and doing squats.

Now I'm no big city personal trainer (pulls on vest straps) but I always thought squats created a smaller compact buttock.

 

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16 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

These big fat Kardashian buttocks that younger girls seem to want to attain...

How the fuck do they cultivate them an' all?

Somebody told me it's done by eating only KFC and doing squats.

Now I'm no big city personal trainer (pulls on vest straps) but I always thought squats created a smaller compact buttock.

 

She has the figure of a wisdom tooth

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33 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

These big fat Kardashian buttocks that younger girls seem to want to attain...

How the fuck do they cultivate them an' all?

Somebody told me it's done by eating only KFC and doing squats.

Now I'm no big city personal trainer (pulls on vest straps) but I always thought squats created a smaller compact buttock.

 

Lauren Goodger snaps selfies as she's seen for the first time since giving birth to first baby Larose https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/15921350/lauren-goodger-baby-first-pictures-larose?utm_source=native_share&utm_medium=sharebar_native&utm_campaign=sharebaramp

You mean like this I saw yesterday? 

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27 minutes ago, little whitt said:

no 

ive said to a couple what the fuck is going on hear 

couple off them have said sorry about my flaps 

Little Whitt takes them for the Team 

<slurping noises abruptly stop>
 

”luv, you’ve got flaps like 2 sides of gammon, I’m starting to suffocate”

”yeah sorry about that, would you rather stop?”

 

<slurping noises start again>

“S’ok  luv <slurp> I’ll just <wet slapping sounds> crack on and see how we go <sound of bacon being slapped onto a wet floor> I’m a gent ain’t I?”

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Just now, Spider said:

<slurping noises abruptly stop>
 

”luv, you’ve got flaps like 2 sides of gammon, I’m starting to suffocate”

”yeah sorry about that, would you rather stop?”

 

<slurping noises start again>

“S’ok  luv <slurp> I’ll just <wet slapping sounds> crack on and see how we go <sound of bacon being slapped onto a wet floor> I’m a gent ain’t I?”

Oh my christ. 

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4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Lauren Goodger snaps selfies as she's seen for the first time since giving birth to first baby Larose https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/15921350/lauren-goodger-baby-first-pictures-larose?utm_source=native_share&utm_medium=sharebar_native&utm_campaign=sharebaramp

You mean like this I saw yesterday? 

WTF is that? That bum - Jeysus what a mess.

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5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Lauren Goodger snaps selfies as she's seen for the first time since giving birth to first baby Larose https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/15921350/lauren-goodger-baby-first-pictures-larose?utm_source=native_share&utm_medium=sharebar_native&utm_campaign=sharebaramp

You mean like this I saw yesterday? 

Christ, I presume it was a jizz-bank turkey baster job...

Some American convict serving triple-life and 145 years would say "no ta" to a conjugal visit off her.

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