Traf Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 Bamber Gascoigne, Eton, Cambridge, Yale : man of the people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 It's a piece of piss to fit a Yale lock so why is his ghost boasting about that. Paxman is shitting himself - I reckon' Bez or Tricky are being lined up to replace Paxo. Why do the posh kids get about three go's before they get knocked out, but no scrubber Uni's get to go on. Some wanker had a cricket jumper on on Monday's edition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 8, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 8, 2022 What happened to proper uni students on it. The lass who will shag owt, the lad who does mdma whilst watching Corrie. The stoners who you never see in lectures but at every party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Bamber in happier times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members burnden Posted February 11, 2022 Members Share Posted February 11, 2022 Ian Mcdonald (King Crimson and Foreigner co founder ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 11, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 11, 2022 On 08/02/2022 at 13:11, Not in Crawley said: Bamber in happier times. Is that @frank_spencer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 He was good in Coronation Street, so he was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 33 minutes ago, Rudy said: Is that @frank_spencer? Yup about 13yrs ago. Before I got wed me and my groomsmen didn't cut our hair for 18 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 You admit to being acquainted with groomers? Getting married is the gayest thing ever. It's less gay to lipsync to 'Finally' by CeCe Penistone with a buttplug up your arse and Freddie Mercury jizzing on your face, married? Who gets fucking married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 12, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2022 You never found Mr Right then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 12, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2022 30 minutes ago, MickyD said: You never found Mr Right then? Shot him with an AK-47. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 Jack Smethurst https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60413464 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 On 12/02/2022 at 10:11, MickyD said: You never found Mr Right then? You can't marry a geezer. On 12/02/2022 at 10:41, Tonge moor green jacket said: Shot him with an AK-47. My weapon of choice is now an Arp-15 with a bump stock after so-called Boltonian Khan kissed the bottoms of scum bastards and accepted a filthy rag with AK 47 on the back, sullying my rifle of choice forever. The twat, an AK is the definitive choice for killing every motherfucker in a room, they aren't rifled well, so rounds tumble causing awful damage, ask those lads in Compton. One got dug up in Germany and a quick buff up with Herr Sheen and it was right as rain. AK 47 - on a filth rag, what a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 17, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2022 That will reduce accuracy though. You're better off with something more reliable then for the mass murder market- wouldn't want a survivor to get a grip of you before you'd finished. I reckon you need smart bullets. Target then fire and forget. Be downing Herr sheen and vermouth before they've all dropped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 16 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: That will reduce accuracy though. You're better off with something more reliable then for the mass murder market- wouldn't want a survivor to get a grip of you before you'd finished. I reckon you need smart bullets. Target then fire and forget. Be downing Herr sheen and vermouth before they've all dropped. I'd despatch survivors with a 'Rambo' knife off Farnworth market, then make my escape using the compass in the handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 Gary Brooker - Procol Harum definitely a lighter shade of pale now I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 On 18/02/2022 at 13:15, Youri McAnespie said: I'd despatch survivors with a 'Rambo' knife off Farnworth market, then make my escape using the compass in the handle. Amateur - you need the compass in your Clark's Commandos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 14 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said: Amateur - you need the compass in your Clark's Commandos. One of my mates had a pair of them, the spoiled fucker, he also had a Raleigh Burner and an At-At walker and Millennium Falcon. The cunt also nicked some of my meagre possessions, he also got a Lacoste polo at ten. Us scrubbers used to bully him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 Mark Lanegan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 35 minutes ago, jmjhb said: Mark Lanegan Gutted. Absolutely gutted. Didn't look well when I watched him last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 22, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2022 1 hour ago, jmjhb said: Mark Lanegan Woah that’s insane. Bloody hell I’m shocked by that. Watched QOTSA with my mate and he supported them, I loved him made me go on to watch him on his own. Im stunned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 Anna Karen AKA Olive - On The Buses, aged 85, house fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 20 hours ago, Rudy said: Woah that’s insane. Bloody hell I’m shocked by that. Watched QOTSA with my mate and he supported them, I loved him made me go on to watch him on his own. Im stunned Years of drug abuse vs Covid. Not great. So that's Cobain, Cornell, Lanegan, Alice in Chains singer, plus a shed load more I've forgotten. The Devil really does have the best tunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted February 23, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 23, 2022 On 22/02/2022 at 16:59, Breightmet Boy said: Gary Brooker - Procol Harum definitely a lighter shade of pale now I suppose Here he is in 2006, at the age of 61, still sounding fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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