Members Rudy Posted May 10, 2022 Members Share Posted May 10, 2022 Was talking to my folks about shite they would say or do to make us behave growing up “If you don’t pack it in, I’ll call the cruelty man” No idea who or what this geezer would do but there was no way I was finding out, I reckon a pulp fiction basement scene. Threatened with Borstal on a weekly basis despite not knowing what it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 10, 2022 Members Share Posted May 10, 2022 Always got told I was going to the naughty girls home. Was actually looking forward to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Ginny Greenteeth would come out of the grids if I didnt brush my teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 I tell my kids they are going to their uncle whitts to play hide the sausage if they misbehave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2022 Told mine that spiders lay eggs in any clothes that are left on the floor for longer than 5 minutes, but that washing baskets make them die. If your kids are arachnophobes, they’ll be tidy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Spider said: Told mine that spiders lay eggs in any clothes that are left on the floor for longer than 5 minutes, but that washing baskets make them die. If your kids are arachnophobes, they’ll be tidy. Genius. Reckon my kids will have mental health issues in later life but at least I'll be able to hoover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Got told If you stick your head out of the car window you'll get cerebral palsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 I told mine goats were flesh eating, for no other reason than I was bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Told mine that my car radio didn't have Radio One. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted May 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2022 16 minutes ago, mickbrown said: Told mine that my car radio didn't have Radio One. Wishful thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted May 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2022 Everything bad that can happen has happened to 'aunty's Kate.. Eaten too many sweets and be sick.. aunty's done it, Picked a scab and its turned septic and fallen off.. happened to Aunty Kate.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, only1swanny said: Wishful thinking? She fell for it for about 18 months. Told her it only had Five Live and Radio 4, so I didn't have to listen to the shite music she was into then. She was talking to her mum in her car and asked why dad's car couldn't play music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 10, 2022 Members Share Posted May 10, 2022 (edited) I used to get the shit kicked out of me for looking at my mum the wrong way from age 7-16. Why I get very angry with parents who hit their children. Shit old school parenting. Edited May 10, 2022 by bolton_blondie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2022 1 hour ago, deane koontz said: Got told If you stick your head out of the car window you'll get cerebral palsy Close to the truth this one. Known as ‘wagon drivers disease’, Bell’s Palsy is a bit of an arse. I got it by riding a bike to work (I think) and all the muscles in the left side of my face dropped. Looked like I was having a stroke. Took lots of antibiotic stuff and all returned to normal after 4 or 5 weeks. I know a lad who got it about 30 years ago and it never went back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerFan Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 6 hours ago, mickbrown said: Told mine that my car radio didn't have Radio One. 6 hours ago, only1swanny said: Wishful thinking? No way radio one are still playing Go West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted May 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2022 5 hours ago, MickyD said: Close to the truth this one. Known as ‘wagon drivers disease’, Bell’s Palsy is a bit of an arse. I got it by riding a bike to work (I think) and all the muscles in the left side of my face dropped. Looked like I was having a stroke. Took lots of antibiotic stuff and all returned to normal after 4 or 5 weeks. I know a lad who got it about 30 years ago and it never went back. Wifes had it, botox once every 3 months on NHS.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted May 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2022 2 hours ago, RoadRunnerFan said: No way radio one are still playing Go West. Or China Crisis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Don't put shoes on the table it's unlucky.. Dared our kid to do it. It was ,he got a crack off Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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