Not in Crawley Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 5 minutes on a weekend, 20 mins on a weekday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Wanderer Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 27 minutes ago, barryk32 said: The lad I work with has the weidest shitting technique in the world. Not only does he strip completely naked leaving his pile of clothes in the hall, my hall, he does this in my house. Also fuck knows why he doesnt just do this in the bathroom. He then stands on the toilet seat and squats down. Jesus. He's gonna break your toilet seat with that technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Wanderer Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 & why are you yet to take all his clothes away? Let us know how it all pans out when you do. Cheers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nordkurve Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 If I'm at home, job done as quick as possible. If I'm at work, until the lights switch themselves off. Bonus time if some fucker comes in in the meantime and reactivates the sensor giving me another few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted July 17, 2022 Moderators Share Posted July 17, 2022 Used to work with a lad who has chrons Understandably spent a long time in there It was almost like clockwork, 16.30-17.30 every working day then he'd emerge and go straight home sometimes he even shut his computer down before his shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, Zico said: Used to work with a lad who has chrons Understandably spent a long time in there It was almost like clockwork, 16.30-17.30 every working day then he'd emerge and go straight home sometimes he even shut his computer down before his shit Out of office on? 'I'm away from my desk having a massive shit, will respond as soon as possible.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted July 17, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, barryk32 said: The lad I work with has the weidest shitting technique in the world. Not only does he strip completely naked leaving his pile of clothes in the hall, my hall, he does this in my house. Also fuck knows why he doesnt just do this in the bathroom. He then stands on the toilet seat and squats down. You sure your Mrs isn't in there waiting for him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Zico said: Used to work with a lad who has chrons Understandably spent a long time in there It was almost like clockwork, 16.30-17.30 every working day then he'd emerge and go straight home sometimes he even shut his computer down before his shit Logging off ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Nordkurve said: If I'm at home, job done as quick as possible. If I'm at work, until the lights switch themselves off. Bonus time if some fucker comes in in the meantime and reactivates the sensor giving me another few minutes. At my old work the sensors relied on someone entering the toilets, if it went dark you were wiping in the dark. You could not just wave your arms about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted July 17, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, London Wanderer said: Jesus. He's gonna break your toilet seat with that technique. He had one at a storage place one. Toilet wan't bolted to the floor, whole thing including him went over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 3 hours ago, barryk32 said: The lad I work with has the weidest shitting technique in the world. Not only does he strip completely naked leaving his pile of clothes in the hall, my hall, he does this in my house. Also fuck knows why he doesnt just do this in the bathroom. He then stands on the toilet seat and squats down. Is he a serial killer ? Be amazed if not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nordkurve Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 37 minutes ago, Ani said: At my old work the sensors relied on someone entering the toilets, if it went dark you were wiping in the dark. You could not just wave your arms about. Thank god for modern technology. In the worst case I just have to stand up and wave my arms about, whilst hopefully not dropping a turd in to my boxers at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Two things have emerged from reading this. 1. I'm not the only person who strips to have a shit. The wife reckons it's weird. 2. Those of you shitting at work need a torch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Aldo Raine Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Admittedly, I've spent most of my working life in office environments, but what is this toilet sensor carry on? Why doesn't the light stay on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted July 17, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2022 I have read some crazy shit on this forum over the years including mushy peas with a roast dinner, but never in my life would I understand why a person would strip naked just to have a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted July 17, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said: Admittedly, I've spent most of my working life in office environments, but what is this toilet sensor carry on? Why doesn't the light stay on? To save on Electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Anyone ever had a Blumpy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Aldo Raine Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Cheese said: To save on Electricity. I just assumed it would be set roughly to office hours. Obviously I don't spend long enough on the throne, or at least not long enough without moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted July 17, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2022 19 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said: I just assumed it would be set roughly to office hours. Obviously I don't spend long enough on the throne, or at least not long enough without moving. Some work places are occupied 24/7. Night shifts in factories etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Aldo Raine Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, Cheese said: Some work places are occupied 24/7. Night shifts in factories etc. That would make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 17, 2022 Author Site Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2022 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Anyone ever had a Blumpy? Bet that feels ace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 25 minutes ago, Spider said: Bet that feels ace What about a reverse one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, gonzo said: Anyone ever had a Blumpy? A bloke I used to be mates with often talked about his Mrs giving him a blumpkin, reckoned she loved it, as she was into all manner of odd stuff. Obviously we called him a bullshitter, she came in the pub once, and when asked, she went bright red, and bollocked him for telling us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 17, 2022 Author Site Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2022 11 minutes ago, gonzo said: What about a reverse one? How would you shove a shit back in? Would have to be really firm. Or frozen in a jonny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 9 minutes ago, Spider said: How would you shove a shit back in? Would have to be really firm. Or frozen in a jonny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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