madthatter Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Went out for some food yesterday and saw a mural type thing painted on the side of a building that made me piss. Big pic of Benny Hill's face in close up, saluting and saying 'Bye bye Europe', with a little wink Works on many levels for me. Have to say the graffiti here in Bristol is a cut above the usual Denise is a slag daubed by the canal in emulsion. Lot to live up to I suppose . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 My favourite was the responses to a pseudo philosophical piece of graffiti on a bog wall. Some one had written What do you want from life? So why aren't you making it happen? Underneath which somebody had replied... What do you want from life? To have a shit. So why aren't you making it happen? I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 My favourite was the responses to a pseudo philosophical piece of graffiti on a bog wall. Some one had written What do you want from life? So why aren't you making it happen? Underneath which somebody had replied... What do you want from life? To have a shit. So why aren't you making it happen? I am. See, I wasn't considering bog scrawl but that opens up a whole other genre . . . Not that funny now but remember my Nan always used to giggle away telling me when she saw this on a bog wall: Here I sit broken hearted Paid a penny and only farted Still, I laughed out loud when I saw it written on a bog wall once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I used to walk my dog over a bridge in bridge in bispham that had 'Shit fuck' painted in big white letters on it. Think every piece of graffiti ever written or painted subliminally says those immortal words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted March 28, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2017 There's a grubby but great CAMRA ale pub called the Free Trade overlooking the tyne renowned for the high brow graffiti in the bogs. I was in there the night of 9/11 and someone had drawn an image of the twin towers and written "comments please" underneath. The first entry said "where was King Kong when you needed him?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 There's a grubby but great CAMRA ale pub called the Free Trade overlooking the tyne renowned for the high brow graffiti in the bogs. I was in there the night of 9/11 and someone had drawn an image of the twin towers and written "comments please" underneath. The first entry said "where was King Kong when you needed him?" ha ha that's quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 (edited) I used to walk my dog over a bridge in bridge in bispham that had 'Shit fuck' painted in big white letters on it. Think every piece of graffiti ever written or painted subliminally says those immortal words. Well if I relate to the those above then you're bang on Possibly relates to Denise as well? Edited March 28, 2017 by madthatter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBWFC Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Bog graffiti When you enter this noble hall Use the paper not the wall For it is a dirty trick To wipe your arse upon a brick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBWFC Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 And , saw BWFC Matt in Morocco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Works toile - Will the person with his arsehole in his back sit differently please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Someone at work had put a note on a toilet roll dispenser - 'This toilet roll dispenser is out of order' Some wit below wrote - 'I know. It was really mean to me earlier.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Works toile - Will the person with his arsehole in his back sit differently please. ha ha! That's proper tickled me has that! ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Not exactly graffiti but I was once stood next to a bloke in the urinals at around last orders on a Saturday night when he sighed and said Ahhhhh - right. Off home now for a blow job off the wife. Wash last night's fanny off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 For those around in the 70s I remember seeing a photo of graffiti on a wall in Leeds 'Norman Hunter bites yer legs' underneath someone had written 'And Norman Scott bites yer pillow' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Bridge near here has still got "Sham 69" on it from Lord knows when. Well, late 70s I guess.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 28, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 28, 2017 Said it before At uni in Sheffield when usual suspects came out Big poster ad at a bus stop, the one with the line up Big arrow and the words he's keyser sosse pointing at kevin spacey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Bridge near here has still got "Sham 69" on it from Lord knows when. Well, late 70s I guess.... Used to be a garage near where I grew up had 'hurry up harry' on its door for many years till they knocked the garages down. I never knew why they never painted over it but every time I walked past I hummed that tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Opposite Oxford Rd train station years back there was a double billboard with 'London congratulates Manchester on its successful bid for the Commonwealth Games'. Underneath which in massive letters somebody had daubed 'BOTHERED' :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 There was an anti hooligan poster at Burnden, showing a yob in flares being apprehended by the old bill. It was headlined 'What will you do when you've killed football?' Someone had scribbled underneath 'Kill cricket!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 There was an anti hooligan poster at Burnden, showing a yob in flares being apprehended by the old bill. It was headlined 'What will you do when you've killed football?' Someone had scribbled underneath 'Kill cricket!' That's ace! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 There's always the old JESUS SAVES! on church billboards. "Lineker nets the rebound" written below or whichever striker of that era Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wardrobe Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 M Khan is bent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted March 28, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2017 M Khan is bent ??? Straighten it then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 29, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 29, 2017 M Khan is bent Old school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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