My Brother is having his leg amputated

[green genie]

Sterling effort !

Hope everything goes well for your brother 

[gonzo]

9 hours ago, Dr Faustus said:

Fair play bud- where can us non online bankers donate? If I coax @royal white to training can I throw him a few quid?

Yeah pal no worries at all. He's coming over this way with my next bonus ball prize anyway.

[gonzo]

2 hours ago, green genie said:

Sterling effort !

Hope everything goes well for your brother 

It's coming off today 😖🪚🪚🦿

[green genie]

7 minutes ago, gonzo said:

It's coming off today 😖🪚🪚🦿

Will the extra money give him Swiss Army knife version with running blades?

[Tonge moor green jacket]

38 minutes ago, gonzo said:

It's coming off today 😖🪚🪚🦿

Can't help chuckling at those emojies.

Anyway, wish him well.

 

[Traf]

3 hours ago, green genie said:

Will the extra money give him Swiss Army knife version with running blades?

[gonzo]

3 hours ago, green genie said:

Will the extra money give him Swiss Army knife version with running blades?

Hoping for a squeegee and a water fed pole brush

[green genie]

44 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Hoping for a squeegee and a water fed pole brush

We have couple of amputee ex bootnecks working here. Unfortunately both lost left leg so can’t split a pair of safety boots . 

[gonzo]

19 hours ago, green genie said:

We have couple of amputee ex bootnecks working here. Unfortunately both lost left leg so can’t split a pair of safety boots . 

I've a few crack head shoplifters in town ready to hit JD sports display stand

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

On 19/04/2026 at 20:08, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Well done.

What time are you aiming for next year?

They are going to have a bloke dressed as a copper waving a hard drive running behind him.......he should set a new world record 🤣🤣

[Gonk]

Hope yesterday has gone OK, and well done for Sunday.

My daughter ran it too  - we were there opposite the watering station near the 25 mile mark - her first Marathon, and our first watching - we got a buzz just cheering everybody on.

BTW - She did it in 4:51 so you were beaten by a girl.

[Zico]

300 robots ran the Beijing half marathon last week and the winner beat the human world record by 7 mins

If the money stretches that far @gonzo should buy his brother some robot legs 

 

 

[gonzo]

My bro has his leg off today at Preston Royal.

They kept him awake and gave him an epidural! 

Madness.

Not sure why but I thought it'd be quite a complicated operation but he was in and out in 45 mins.

Makita multi-tool and bosh straight off.

 

 

[MancWanderer]

5 minutes ago, gonzo said:

My bro has his leg off today at Preston Royal.

They kept him awake and gave him an epidural! 

Madness.

Not sure why but I thought it'd be quite a complicated operation but he was in and out in 45 mins.

Makita multi-tool and bosh straight off.

 

 

Blimey. I was in longer and given a general anaesthetic to have my gallbladder removed!!

[Big E]

7 minutes ago, gonzo said:

My bro has his leg off today at Preston Royal.

They kept him awake and gave him an epidural! 

Madness.

Not sure why but I thought it'd be quite a complicated operation but he was in and out in 45 mins.

Makita multi-tool and bosh straight off.

 

 

Do they just incinerate it after as well. I thought it would be ages due to nerves etc 

[kent_white]

17 minutes ago, gonzo said:

My bro has his leg off today at Preston Royal.

They kept him awake and gave him an epidural! 

Madness.

Not sure why but I thought it'd be quite a complicated operation but he was in and out in 45 mins.

Makita multi-tool and bosh straight off.

 

 

Those types of ops are medieval! 😁

How is he post op mate? Is he doing alright? 

[Traf]

33 minutes ago, gonzo said:

My bro has his leg off today at Preston Royal.

They kept him awake and gave him an epidural! 

Madness.

Not sure why but I thought it'd be quite a complicated operation but he was in and out in 45 mins.

Makita multi-tool and bosh straight off.

 

 

Does he get to take it home?

[Sweep]

1 minute ago, Traf said:

Does he get to take it home?

It'll be lovely, with a bit of cheddar on it

[gonzo]

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

Those types of ops are medieval! 😁

How is he post op mate? Is he doing alright? 

He rang me talking utter broken biscuits smashed off hit tits on whatever they'd loaded him with

They reckon he could be home middle of next week. Not fucking about.

1 hour ago, Traf said:

Does he get to take it home?

With the amount of metal in it he could weigh the cunting thing in

 

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

I think everyone on here will join me in wishing him a speedy recovery 👍

[Tonge moor green jacket]

8 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I think everyone on here will join me in wishing him a speedy recovery 👍

Absolutely.

[Zico]

9 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I think everyone on here will join me in wishing him a speedy recovery 👍

not sure it will grow back

[L/H White]

13 hours ago, gonzo said:

My bro has his leg off today at Preston Royal.

They kept him awake and gave him an epidural! 

Madness.

Not sure why but I thought it'd be quite a complicated operation but he was in and out in 45 mins.

Makita multi-tool and bosh straight off.

 

 

mental

can't imagine his mindset the morning of having his leg removed 

then staying awake on top, fuck that 

when he's out, he can have a free afternoon in man bar on me mate