leigh white Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Went to Carlisle on the train in the 70s, and after the match we all walked in this boozer near the station, unbeknowing, i had walked into a load of yellow paint on the pavement, and i had made tracks all over this wooden polished floor. The landlord then started doing a Cumbrian wardance, one of the lads then started to wipe up the mess with a beer mat, but only made it worse. Thus all of us getting kicked out without a beer. I blame them platform sole shoes.
Zozzy Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Is that the match you went with Scarecrow, Tin Man and Cowardly Lion
stevieb Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) wigan, well almost, 2 year ago. Was stood in that boozer over the road from the station, pint in hand some door man comes over "you cant drink in here" to which I replied "its fine mate heres me ID" standard scenario for me up to now, passed the guy my passport, starts to study it "whats your d.o.b" to which i told him, studys it a bit more, then he grabs me by the neck, puts me arm up me back and starts to march me to the door saying "dyu think im bloody stupid?". All my mates just watched laughing their tits off, I replied "Yes pal. 85, it makes me 22 you dick!". Also got booted out of barracuda in bolton a couple of weeks back for apparently abusing a bar maid the night/week before. I dont even live in Bolton, and if I did I wouldnt be spending my evening in Barracuda! I was led out by once bouncer, my other mate was launched over the barriers into the road! Edited January 8, 2009 by stevieb
BWFCOLINH58 Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 laughing too loudly, in the moorings at worsley
leigh white Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 Is that the match you went with Scarecrow, Tin Man and Cowardly Lion Chuckled at that, Gubbins nickname in the Falkland Islands was Tin Man believe or not.
Breightmet Boy Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Squirting vanilla essence into peoples beer in The Levers Arms, Darcy Lever, one lad took a drink of his and said "I can smell cakes"
MickyD Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Nab Gate harwood quite a few years ago. Landlord and landlady had been in about a week and pissed one or two regulars off, me included. Anyway, I was at the bar being served by the landlord when the landlady came behind me with a 4 foot stack of pint glasses. I lifted the hatch for her to get through and she entered the bar area. Said NOT A THING! So I commented, fairly loudly, that a "Thank you might have been the word you're looking for." She turned round and said, "If you want to be banned, carry on." I told her to fcuk off, knocking a pint of lager (which I hadn't yet paid for? over the bar with the words "And don't come back" ringing in my ears. The pub gave me a standing ovation as I left, never to return. Is it any wonder the Nab Gate became a restaurant shortly after?
Spider Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Squirting vanilla essence into peoples beer in The Levers Arms, Darcy Lever, one lad took a drink of his and said "I can smell cakes" Never heard it called that before
brixton Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Never heard it called that before Once got escorted out of Wetherspoons in town for pointing out that the round i was buying was costing more than the Jo Brand lookalike barmaid was earning for working that night. She didn't like that. miserable cow!
leigh white Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 Once got escorted out of Wetherspoons in town for pointing out that the round i was buying was costing more than the Jo Brand lookalike barmaid was earning for working that night. She didn't like that. miserable cow! Reminds me that one, went into a packed pub waiting at the bar to get served, and this girl asked did i fancy her, i replied yes apart from your double chin, next minute a brute of a man coming round the other side of the bar, took a swing, i ducked, made a quick exit, only to find out it was the landlords daughter the next day.
nearlyeverywere Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 wigan, well almost, 2 year ago. Was stood in that boozer over the road from the station, pint in hand some door man comes over "you cant drink in here" to which I replied "its fine mate heres me ID" standard scenario for me up to now, passed the guy my passport, starts to study it "whats your d.o.b" to which i told him, studys it a bit more, then he grabs me by the neck, puts me arm up me back and starts to march me to the door saying "dyu think im bloody stupid?". All my mates just watched laughing their tits off, I replied "Yes pal. 85, it makes me 22 you dick!". Also got booted out of barracuda in bolton a couple of weeks back for apparently abusing a bar maid the night/week before. I dont even live in Bolton, and if I did I wouldnt be spending my evening in Barracuda! I was led out by once bouncer, my other mate was launched over the barriers into the road! are you the guy who laughs all the time and was leathered in lisbon ?thrown out of barracuda on the day united scabbed a last minute win v sunderland ?
Judge Fudge Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Not me personally..but about 8 years ago,a certain lad from Tonge Moor got caught in the kitchen of a pub in London,near QPR nicking a 20lb block of Wenslydale. Got threw out. Had it up his jumper for the next 8 hours,match included, and sold it on Bowton market on the Monday for 20 notes..
freds dad Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Not me personally..but about 8 years ago,a certain lad from Tonge Moor got caught in the kitchen of a pub in London,near QPR nicking a 20lb block of Wenslydale. Got threw out. Had it up his jumper for the next 8 hours,match included, and sold it on Bowton market on the Monday for 20 notes.. Quite a few years ago a few of us got thrown out of Kearsley Legion. We were going round the pubs in fancy dress collecting fo charity and the legion members didn't take to one of the lads being dressed as a Freddie Starr style Hitler. I don't know why they got so upset though it could have been his style of marching and saluting!
Smiley Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Got so drunk as a kid once on 20/20 - down in the local pub - couldn't stand up, fell forwards, grabbed the nearest thing to me to gain my balance and pulled a full curtain + rail off the window in the pool room. Was a mess.
Widnes Two Hats Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Not me personally..but about 8 years ago,a certain lad from Tonge Moor got caught in the kitchen of a pub in London,near QPR nicking a 20lb block of Wenslydale. Got threw out. Had it up his jumper for the next 8 hours,match included, and sold it on Bowton market on the Monday for 20 notes.. Do I know you? That particular lad was with us, he was trying to sell it to the coppers on the train home And that's an everyday occurance for Gilly
MOOSE36 Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 on a stag do once in the boulevard in warrington and a lad dropped a log on the floor behind a curtain unknown to nearly everyone else on the doo. The next thing the landlady was going mental and everyone was lobbed out, she got tons of abuse until some time later the reason was told to us all. To be fair she probably had a valid point as she scooped up the said log with kitchen roll
little whitt Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 doind A.T up halliwell few years back about 6 of us + some locals landlord comes out of BOG some dirty bastard been SICK in there i put my hand up that was ME Sir right ALL out cause of that little dirty bastard LOCALS NOT HAPPY
green genie Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 I have a last warning at my local for "putting all that indie shyte on the jukebox for six hours solid".
brixton Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Got so drunk as a kid once on 20/20 - down in the local pub - couldn't stand up, fell forwards, grabbed the nearest thing to me to gain my balance and pulled a full curtain + rail off the window in the pool room. Was a mess. Was that in the Church or the Star and Garter?
frank_spencer Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 doind A.T up halliwell few years back about 6 of us + some locals landlord comes out of BOG some dirty bastard been SICK in there i put my hand up that was ME Sir right ALL out cause of that little dirty bastard LOCALS NOT HAPPY can anyone decipher that for me? I've read it about 5 times and i'm still none the wiser! Got thrown out of a pub in Coventry for being the only bolton supporter in there whilst we played yoonited, 'for my own safety' apparently!
Smiffs Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 can anyone decipher that for me? I've read it about 5 times and i'm still none the wiser! Got thrown out of a pub in Coventry for being the only bolton supporter in there whilst we played yoonited, 'for my own safety' apparently! He threw up in the toilet, owned up to it, and the landlord asked him and his friends to leave because the locals were non too pleased.
Smiley Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Was that in the Church or the Star and Garter? Not remember? You were on the dancefloor at the time with Gay Trev.
Fengshui Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Some girl asked me my name once in Fluid, so I told her my name - next thing I knew I got a leg and wing and a jolly good swing out of the door by the bouncers! I asked why and they said "that girl said you was pestering her"
whiteboy Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Piccadilly 21s, Manc Some fight kicked off near me (nothing to do with me), when the bouncers cleared it up one of them dragged me out as I had a fading black eye (2/3 weeks old) and therefore 'must of been involved'
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