Didledee Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 I'm sure my body's trying to write me off. Today I was watching t.v downstairs on couch and I had pins and needles in my leg, the door went with my food and as I stood up I forgot about my leg and it was as if I had no leg there and I nearly went head first into the fire, luckily I put my hand in way and only tore a bit of the wall paper. Also I seriously destroyed my elbow, was getting the top off a bottle of Lucozade and my arm went straight back reet on my funny bone, it wasn't funny though, my arm felt numb and tender and it hurt Not only that, I usually get a pain in my chest and it makes me get a lot of fluid in my mouth and I've been sick a few times in the the last week. Need to breath in a lot, but it hurts when I breath out. That's not all, for some reason I've started getting some seeable purple veins on my lower inside left leg, not got a clue whatthat is, gonna google it to find out like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted October 10, 2010 Members Share Posted October 10, 2010 I have an image of a little, pale nerdlinger - living on t'interweb, eating fat and sugar. Get thisen out intert sunlight (ha! Bolton!!), get on a healthy diet, plenty of exercise. Take up yodelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 I'm actually in good shape, I could show a pic of myself just before I started my training, I'm a lot better now. But then I think you would all think me showing my top body is a little gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cureforsanity Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Sounds like pinkeye to me Diddles...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Diddles My recommendation is that you should drink more red wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 get off your arse you lazy bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Horwich Posted October 11, 2010 Moderators Share Posted October 11, 2010 Diddles, speak to your doctor. My mate was same and nearly died. It will be DVT and you need some pills/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floyd Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 (edited) ....also sounds like you have a little acid reflux too diddles. That comes when you overeat or have too much gas and makes you regurgitate you food. It could also be a hiatus hernia where part of your intestine is forced through a hole in your diaphragm and is squeezed, causing stomach pain and discomfort. The pins and needles? You could be dehydrated and need to drink more water (at least 2 to 3 three litres per day. You could probably do with upping your exercise v tv quotient. The increased water intake will flush out your kidneys and, if you drink half litre before a meal it will stop you eating too much as you'll feel fuller quicker. If nothing else it does sound like you need to get out more. Edited October 11, 2010 by floyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishbulb Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 my top body is a little gay. A little gay what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I think you would all think me showing my top body is a little gay. Nobody would think it gay, get it posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Nobody would think it gay, get it posted Stop grooming him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Ive just spoke to my mate Diddles, who is a Doctor of some sort, and he said, If you tie a strong rope around your neck, and the other end to a beam in your loft.....jump down the loft hatch, and that should dort you out. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Ive just spoke to my mate Diddles, who is a Doctor of some sort, and he said, If you tie a strong rope around your neck, and the other end to a beam in your loft.....jump down the loft hatch, and that should dort you out. HTH thought that got rid of the hiccups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Ive just spoke to my mate Diddles, who is a Doctor of some sort, and he said, If you tie a strong rope around your neck, and the other end to a beam in your loft.....jump down the loft hatch, and that should dort you out. HTH Wasn't shipman perchance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted October 11, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2010 AIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bwfcdan Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 AIDS That's a shitter if you have that Diddles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted October 11, 2010 Moderators Share Posted October 11, 2010 It's more likely Lazycuntitis. The cure involves getting a job and learning to cook. Increasing your protein intake could help, spunk is a brilliant source of this, don't just deposit it into your wanksock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 11, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2010 I'm sure my body's trying to write me off. Today I was watching t.v downstairs on couch and I had pins and needles in my leg, the door went with my food and as I stood up I forgot about my leg and it was as if I had no leg there and I nearly went head first into the fire, luckily I put my hand in way and only tore a bit of the wall paper. Also I seriously destroyed my elbow, was getting the top off a bottle of Lucozade and my arm went straight back reet on my funny bone, it wasn't funny though, my arm felt numb and tender and it hurt Not only that, I usually get a pain in my chest and it makes me get a lot of fluid in my mouth and I've been sick a few times in the the last week. Need to breath in a lot, but it hurts when I breath out. That's not all, for some reason I've started getting some seeable purple veins on my lower inside left leg, not got a clue whatthat is, gonna google it to find out like. Diddles. You see that film "Seven" with Morgan Freeman in? There's a guy in it that Kevin Spacey's character has held captive for a year. That's you, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boothy Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 The answer to your ailments probably remains... get off you fuckin' arse and get into work! Humans aren't designed to be so bone idle. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Leave him alone, hes having the summer off to watch the world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boothy Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 He reckons Spain will win it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 (edited) I'm sure my body's trying to write me off. Today I was watching t.v downstairs on couch and I had pins and needles in my leg, the door went with my food and as I stood up I forgot about my leg and it was as if I had no leg there and I nearly went head first into the fire, luckily I put my hand in way and only tore a bit of the wall paper. First signs of a stroke. Fact. Also I seriously destroyed my elbow, was getting the top off a bottle of Lucozade and my arm went straight back reet on my funny bone, it wasn't funny though, my arm felt numb and tender and it hurt Early onset of rheumatoid arthritis, a long time of pain and degenerating joints. Fact Not only that, I usually get a pain in my chest and it makes me get a lot of fluid in my mouth and I've been sick a few times in the the last week. Need to breath in a lot, but it hurts when I breath out. Warning of a possible heart attack, reflux aesophegus, untreated could be a killer. Fact That's not all, for some reason I've started getting some seeable purple veins on my lower inside left leg, not got a clue whatthat is, gonna google it to find out like. If they are thicker than the purple veins in your knob then it is most likeley to be varicose veins causing blocked arteries which could lead to blood clots and heart attack. Fact Edited October 11, 2010 by athywhite1958 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted October 12, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted October 12, 2010 If they are thicker than the purple veins in your knob then it is most likeley to be varicose veins causing blocked arteries which could lead to blood clots and heart attack. Fact the varicose veins could actually be true, i have several of them best to get them checked out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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