Henry_VIII Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 In my local we have a Billy Cotton cos he always has cotton wool in his ears, Jimmy Head cos he has a big head & apparently in Darcy there is a Jimmy No Legs no idea why he is called that.... Do you have any good nicknames? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Got a mate that we call Big T. Not that he's big, or that his name begins with a T. He's called that because he didn't come out with the lads once because he had just had a big tea and felt too full to go out on the lash - pooof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry_VIII Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 Got a mate that we call Big T. Not that he's big, or that his name begins with a T. He's called that because he didn't come out with the lads once because he had just had a big tea and felt too full to go out on the lash - pooof! We used to call a lad pilot light cos he never went out..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted August 18, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 18, 2013 Got a mate that we call Big T. Not that he's big, or that his name begins with a T. He's called that because he didn't come out with the lads once because he had just had a big tea and felt too full to go out on the lash - pooof! haha the porn smuggler squadron leader burton, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 One of my mates played football with a lad surnamed Hanson and his nickname was 'Mmmm-Bopp'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Fudge Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Wonky John has got 1 leg shorter than the other Mixamatosis Jimmy because he's always got load of spit /foam round his gob Shaky because he shakes a lot Peter piranha because his lower jaw overlaps his upper jaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) One of my mates has the initials JLK but now that he's top boy in the local lions we've dubbed him TLK Edited August 18, 2013 by H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 A mate lost an eye so his name became cyclops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Used to have a lad at school with a rib cage back to front and one leg longer than the other. Bobbed up and down when he walked so we called him Bob. There's jimmy the sock because he was the first one to admit having a wanksock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Used to be a lad at school who had a large forehead, so he was known as Tefal Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted August 19, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 19, 2013 Aye, we had one of those - Sport Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 LW is also known as Cranky On the V coach coming back from Forest i got meithered by Disco Dave, he asked me how i think he got his name and i said "is it because you're called Dave and you like a dance" and he said "how the fuck did you know that" A fella i know only has 1 arm and he's known as wing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry_VIII Posted August 19, 2013 Author Share Posted August 19, 2013 LW is also known as Cranky On the V coach coming back from Forest i got meithered by Disco Dave, he asked me how i think he got his name and i said "is it because you're called Dave and you like a dance" and he said "how the fuck did you know that" A fella i know only has 1 arm and he's known as wing Disco Dave had a dance off with a mad woman in Queen Ann..... Iam scarred for life..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Used to be a lad at school who had a large forehead, so he was known as Tefal Head. There was Girl at my school with One of those, she was called Pan Face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted August 19, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 19, 2013 Oh, fucking ugly pig who used to work in the Royal Oak - Spoon Face. She favoured the reflection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 19, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted August 19, 2013 Breightmet Boy knows my brother. He used to hang around with the following: Greasy Graham - owned a chippy Bopper - In the merchant navy and used to come back to shore and wobble for a week. Tea Time Dave - Always out at, erm, tea time Harry The Bastard - A right bastard. When they were all out together it sounded like a shit Ealing comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 My mate was seeing a bird we named the raccoon because she looked like a raccoon,his brother was seeing the terrorist who was from Northern Ireland. I worked with two lads on a site who worked for boococks glass who were named brain dead and fish tank. I also a bloke called knob head from chorley,even his mum calls it him. My brother from over there is called woff and my old gaffers were called fleagul and Cheater. Oh and I also worked with a guy called blind man and a young lad I still see and call naughty boy even though he's about 35 now,married with 2 kids and a contracts manager for an electrical firm...'alright naughty boy' haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 A few who drink around here: Jaffa: Called this because he once had a "pint bet" that he could eat 3 oranges in 15 minutes - which he did, skin and all Scary Eyes: The fucker never ever seems to blink, scary as fuck when you're talking to him Smell: He fucking stinks, even his brother calls him "Smell" - I don't know what his real name is Bolton: That's me Geordie Dave: David from Newcastle Dave Geordie: not to be confused with the above, this is David from Gateshead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 A few who drink around here: Jaffa: Called this because he once had a "pint bet" that he could eat 3 oranges in 15 minutes - which he did, skin and all Scary Eyes: The fucker never ever seems to blink, scary as fuck when you're talking to him Smell: He fucking stinks, even his brother calls him "Smell" - I don't know what his real name is Bolton: That's me Geordie Dave: David from Newcastle Dave Geordie: not to be confused with the above, this is David from Gateshead Why are you called Bolton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Why are you called Bolton? because 1/3 of me is Asian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 because 1/3 of me is AsianInnit bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Disco Dave had a dance off with a mad woman in Queen Ann..... Iam scarred for life..... I can just imagin it In the local boozer in a village called Egremont where i work we nicknamed the following 3 wimmin as the following Minger - ugly as fuck with brown teeth Travel iron - her face was a wrinkly as fuck The tardis - her fanny was massive inside..............allegedly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankietheman Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Mad Colin - Wore a caliper and was famous for walking along the electrified London to Brighton line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Disco Dave had a dance off with a mad woman in Queen Ann..... Iam scarred for life..... Is that the guy who was dancing at half time on Sat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theboybell Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Terry two coats in our club. come rain or heatwave there he will be with his fleece and overcoat on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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