Henry_VIII Posted August 19, 2013 Author Share Posted August 19, 2013 Is that the guy who was dancing at half time on Sat? Was that not me? Yep it was, mad as cheese.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Terry two coats in our club. come rain or heatwave there he will be with his fleece and overcoat on. I am always wary of anyone who wears a fleece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 (edited) I am always wary of anyone who wears a fleece. It's common sense surely? They might have to flee into the wilderness at a moment's notice to avoid apprehension for their appalling catalogue of sex-crimes. (Not insinuating John Two Coats is a beast btw.) Edited August 19, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I know a Geordie Dave as well. We call him Geoff as in GF (geordie fucker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 There was Girl at my school with One of those, she was called Pan Face. We had a lad like that he was named pan head, and he was chinese so he became Jackie Pan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 do any of the MG/GL lot remember Jimmy 2 Stools ? Large chap,took up 2 stools in the Oddies He lived near Hayward School. Rumour had it when the poor old boy passed away they couldn't get him out the door and had to take the window out to get him through there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 We had a lad like that he was named pan head, and he was chinese so he became Jackie Pan Some of the names at school were just plain brutal! We had pecker Lund,camel,mucus lucus,the tank,wog head,dough boy,crang,funky firth,redneck amongst others. What a horrible place school can be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I got stuck with the nickname Stanley at school We learned about Livingston discovering the Nile and were told the story of Stanley meeting Livingston and saying "Livingston I presume" Well a numb cunt after the lesson walked up to me and said "Stanley I presume". And it stuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I got stuck with the nickname Stanley at school We learned about Livingston discovering the Nile and were told the story of Stanley meeting Livingston and saying "Livingston I presume" Well a numb cunt after the lesson walked up to me and said "Stanley I presume". And it stuck Do you prefer Stan or Stanley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I prefer my usual one of wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 http://www.islandmeadow.co.uk/parks/stanleys.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Lofthouse Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 A cruel one from one of my old jobs was for a bloke who had two little fliddy arms, who everyone called flipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry_VIII Posted August 20, 2013 Author Share Posted August 20, 2013 A cruel one from one of my old jobs was for a bloke who had two little fliddy arms, who everyone called flipper. That's just reminded me, a lad I served my time with had some fingers missing, he was christened Gripper.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizz Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Do you prefer Stan or Stanley? Caravan Stan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 We had a tefal head at school And a Barry Bethal Unfortunate girl got zippy One poster on here was called El Stumpo...for obvious reasons A teacher used to call me seagull; not because I bullied Gonzo though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 A teacher used to call me seagull; not because I bullied Gonzo though Was it because he jizzed on your school kecks then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Was it because he jizzed on your school kecks then?Nope, on my hands and I'd then flick it at everyone One mate has been called Benny Bratwurst for years....we were watching an England v Germany game years ago and used to bet each other for a quid on anything....one lad bets on England to get the first corner, so Benny says "I'll have Germany then I suppose"....this was turned into him being a kraut and at numerous wedding speeches since, the tradition is to thank all those that have travelled from afar, especially Benny Bratwurst all the way from Germany. He's from Marple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Bloke at work is called Rodney as he has a slight look of Rodney Trotter about him. He has no idea why post it notes asking him to call the Driscoll Brothers are stuck to his monitor or what the emails about Monkey Harris complaining about the last delivery are about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Bloke at work is called Rodney as he has a slight look of Rodney Trotter about him. He has no idea why post it notes asking him to call the Driscoll Brothers are stuck to his monitor or what the emails about Monkey Harris complaining about the last delivery are about. Don't tell him about Freddie robdal whatever you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Surprised nobody's said speccy four eyes. I used to be pie face (because of my surname not looks) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 That's just reminded me, a lad I served my time with had some fingers missing, he was christened Gripper.... do you mean SP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry_VIII Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 do you mean SP Aye that's the fella, tall thin lad. Not seen him for years, always felt sorry for him with they called him that but he didn't seem to bat an eyelid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Aye that's the fella, tall thin lad. Not seen him for years, always felt sorry for him with they called him that but he didn't seem to bat an eyelid. lives bottom of MGL works for seddons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted August 21, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2013 Bloke I know who can't walk properly gets called Eileen or peg leg Lad called Stuart who gets Potty after stupot from Grange Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry_VIII Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 lives bottom of MGL works for seddons That's where we served our time, he was to work with an artexer called Chris who lived on MGL mad as fuck remember him jumping off a tower & trying to drop kick a cheeky apprentice.... Another bloke who worked there was called Alcock his nickname was no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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