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9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Just had an email from a well known sex company telling me its national masturbation day lads. Its half 6 I best get cracking. 

fuck me you should have had 4 by now 

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1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Just had an email from a well known sex company telling me its national masturbation day lads. Its half 6 I best get cracking. 

Milk Marketing Board?

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I’ve mentioned it before

But one of the best wanks I ever had (with some help from the girl I was with) was on a Little Gem bus going up Halliwell Road

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6 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’ve mentioned it before

But one of the best wanks I ever had (with some help from the girl I was with) was on a Little Gem bus going up Halliwell Road

getting off on pot holes , each to their own

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When I was a useless teenage wastrel I used to pretend to go to college but in reality I'd merely slope into the grounds of The Brooklyn and smoke dope in the bowling hut...

I was so priapic back then I had more than one wank in there, 'tenting' with T-Shirt...

Simpler times.

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23 minutes ago, victor meldrew said:

getting off on pot holes , each to their own

Even worse here. I sit on the Parish Council and debate potholes... and dog shit 🙂

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1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

What genres does he supply? I have ran out of search ideas. 

Tentacle

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chicken nugget

docking

skat

 

The usual

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1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

What the fuck is chicken nugget? 

Hotel guest to desk clerk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

Desk clerk: "No, it's just regular porn you sick fucker."

The old ones are the best! 😁

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18 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Hotel guest to desk clerk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

Desk clerk: "No, it's just regular porn you sick fucker."

The old ones are the best! 😁

😂😂😂

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1 hour ago, kent_white said:

Hotel guest to desk clerk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

Desk clerk: "No, it's just regular porn you sick fucker."

The old ones are the best! 😁

😂😂Best i've heard for a while, Bravo Kent.

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14 hours ago, kent_white said:

Hotel guest to desk clerk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

Desk clerk: "No, it's just regular porn you sick fucker."

The old ones are the best! 😁

I was delayed flying home from Boston, Mass and had a stay-over at Amsterdam (Schipol) Hilton.

TV stations were general shite (in Dutch) for first 5 or 6 channels then about ten or so channels of soft porn. Always said I’d go back but never have done.

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On 07/05/2021 at 21:30, Rudy said:

Tentacle

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chicken nugget

docking

skat

 

The usual

And that’s just naked Martin.

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