Covid-19

[Not in Crawley]

4 minutes ago, paulhanley said:

Its just going to become another common winter hazard. What I've had wouldn't make 99 people out of 100 bat an eyelid. I know I'm lucky in when I've caught it but if this is representative of the general state of play re Omicron its time for the world to move on. My Dad (78) has had it too, same mild symptoms.

Your Dad is 78? Blimey, must have had you young.

[royal white]

10 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Surely we'll all be dead by then? 

I hope to be doing marathons in 20/30 years 😂

[little whitt]

3 hours ago, Spider said:

Would you get on a plane to America if no-one had been through security?

Couple of twitchy Arabs sat near the front as well?

 

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[little whitt]

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

Another response I’ve heard is yeah well they didn’t need vaccinations for the BLACK DEATH  
 

You know that little pandemic that wiped out a third of Europe. 
 

Thicker than a whale omelette

Sickning 

[bolton_blondie]

Girls at work had a patient end of life recently and must have had 20+ family members in house all of them saying covid was a conspiracy, why you wearing masks, you think your better than us don't you? God bless the NHS. 

[kent_white]

2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Yeah, moaning about having a jab every few months is odd. Personally I'm in awe that incredibly bright people can cone up with a workable solution to a massive world wide health emergency in under two years.

We should be marvelling at this, not picking it apart.

Someone sarcastically wrote what a time to be alive. I'd say that's actually true and we should feel very lucky that we do.

Folk want to read up about something like Edwin Chadwick and Cholera and realise that serious public health issues weren't thousands of years ago.

We should be down on bended knees thanking whatever diety you choose that we can turn this around and save lives, and that we are not exempt. Our lifestyles keep mortality away from our everyday existence, as soon as something comes along and punchers our little delusional bubble people want to act like ostriches.

I'm just glad we have people who will face the reality, and are bright enough to work out ways of getting us through to the next stage without more deaths.

You've left it late for a post of the year contender, and put it much more eloquently than I ever could.

I remember about 6 months into the pandemic - I thought we'd be looking at about 2 years for the vaccine. The fact we've got anything like a functioning society is largely down to that jab.

[athywhite1958]

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Girls at work had a patient end of life recently and must have had 20+ family members in house all of them saying covid was a conspiracy, why you wearing masks, you think your better than us don't you? God bless the NHS. 

Which minority were they from, let me guess....................................

 

[paulhanley]

22 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Your Dad is 78? Blimey, must have had you young.

Not really. I'm 50 just before New Year cock.

[Horwich]

Woman I work with’s great gran died last year aged about 107.

Covid killed her off 🙄

[Not in Crawley]

5 minutes ago, paulhanley said:

Not really. I'm 50 just before New Year cock.

I was just having a little jape.

Merry Christmas, glad you and your are better

[paulhanley]

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

I was just having a little jape.

Merry Christmas, glad you and your are better

Merry Christmas in return! 

[kent_white]

17 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Girls at work had a patient end of life recently and must have had 20+ family members in house all of them saying covid was a conspiracy, why you wearing masks, you think your better than us don't you? God bless the NHS. 

Jesus - did they manage to keep their composure?

[bolton_blondie]

9 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Jesus - did they manage to keep their composure?

They did for the poor fella yes. 

[bolton_blondie]

24 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said:

Which minority were they from, let me guess....................................

 

White, British. 

[athywhite1958]

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

White, British. 

Surprised at that, ah well there are numpty's in every race

[kent_white]

5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

They did for the poor fella yes. 

Good for them..... And for the fella who was end of life. 

We really do have some dickheads knocking about don't we? 

[Rudy]

31 minutes ago, Horwich said:

Woman I work with’s great gran died last year aged about 107.

Covid killed her off 🙄

My gran is 88 and she said she’s going for Brian Lara numbers . So having to stay away from her this year again. Sick of it now 

[Spider]

Just now, Rudy said:

My gran is 88 and she said she’s going for Brian Lara numbers . So having to stay away from her this year again. Sick of it now 

She wants Brian Lara’s what???

[Youri McAnespie]

59 minutes ago, Rudy said:

@Youri McAnespie you and your brass are in luck pal

My on/off bird isn't a brass you cheeky fecker.

(Yet).

My pimp attire will only be delivered in the new year.

 

[Rudy]

15 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

My on/off bird isn't a brass you cheeky fecker.

(Yet).

My pimp attire will only be delivered in the new year.

 

[Youri McAnespie]

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

That's on the nose.

I have also opted for a gold topped cane as well to strut with and administer beatings with.

If they hold out on me.

The number 1 rule of pimping - the pimp must always be paid.

 

[kent_white]

8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

https://youtu.be/2yUpGTeJnBE

[Rudy]

20 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

That's on the nose.

I have also opted for a gold topped cane as well to strut with and administer beatings with.

If they hold out on me.

The number 1 rule of pimping - the pimp must always be paid.

 

Pay my house off and I’m going into Pimpin

Big Daddy Rudy

”Bitch, Daddy gonna be back in 34 minutes, not 32, not 35, 34 and bitch my traps better be full, don’t make daddy smack a bitch”

*taps cane, flicks cape

[Rudy]

23 minutes ago, kent_white said:

https://youtu.be/2yUpGTeJnBE

I’m gonna be somewhere between the two

 

[Youri McAnespie]

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Pay my house off and I’m going into Pimpin

Big Daddy Rudy

”Bitch, Daddy gonna be back in 34 minutes, not 32, not 35, 34 and bitch my traps better be full, don’t make daddy smack a bitch”

*taps cane, flicks cape

Always make sure they (your ho's) don't stash earnings in their titty bank.

I'm going to have a lot of big hats, a lot.

Maybe a fur coat.