Members Rudy Posted December 26, 2021 Members Share Posted December 26, 2021 Did someone have potato waffles on their Christmas dinner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: Did someone have potato waffles on their Christmas dinner ? It was real, but it was a child who had them and they were served by a good looking lass with a decent rack, so it's not entirely a hate crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 26, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Traf said: It was real, but it was a child who had them and they were served by a good looking lass with a decent rack, so it's not entirely a hate crime. Well now I’m conflicted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Well now I’m conflicted Yeah, I was at first, but I think kids should be allowed to have what they want on Xmas Day. It's what the fictitious Middle Eastern bloke would have wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 26, 2021 What’s this now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: What’s this now? There was an incident of potato waffles being the potato element of a dinner yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 26, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, Traf said: Yeah, I was at first, but I think kids should be allowed to have what they want on Xmas Day. It's what the fictitious Middle Eastern bloke would have wanted. Jesus wasn’t brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, Traf said: There was an incident of potato waffles being the potato element of a dinner yesterday. I’m clearly still pissed and dreaming too then. Was it Whitestsr again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 13 minutes ago, Rudy said: Jesus wasn’t brown I'm pretty sure there was proof found he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Did I read sweetcorn somewhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 12 minutes ago, Spider said: I’m clearly still pissed and dreaming too then. Was it Whitestsr again? ‘‘Twas tinfoil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 They're waffly versatile. I don't generally drink perfume in milk but on Christmas day I dabble not this year though (none in - milk or perfume). It's child abuse at any other time - Esther Rantzen will be informed and Jamie Oliver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 26, 2021 I’ve just seen it. He lives in Horwich. There’ll be a court case and almost certainly some heavy punishment. It’s not the waffle itself, it’s the fact that a man who clearly has a few coins in the bank would ever consider keeping them. It was the Lord’s birthday. His BIRTHDAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 39 minutes ago, Rudy said: Jesus wasn’t brown Olive skinned, I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Dimron said: Did I read sweetcorn somewhere? Yup. T'was me that seen it with me own eyes, and got a bruise on my shin for having witnessed it. If I hadn't been so drunk, it could of ruined my Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 27 minutes ago, boogs said: Yup. T'was me that seen it with me own eyes, and got a bruise on my shin for having witnessed it. If I hadn't been so drunk, it could of ruined my Christmas. Jolly Green Giant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Wasn’t Jesus a ginge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 I'm asking myself the same. 3 bottles of red. I'm pushing it to the back of my mind. Didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Traf said: Yeah, I was at first, but I think kids should be allowed to have what they want on Xmas Day. It's what the fictitious Middle Eastern bloke would have wanted. Thing is, and I’m happy to be corrected, but didn’t the child’s father go on to say child didn’t actually want the waffle thus it was actually a wasted attempt at introducing shite to the Christmas dining experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 1 hour ago, MickyD said: Thing is, and I’m happy to be corrected, but didn’t the child’s father go on to say child didn’t actually want the waffle thus it was actually a wasted attempt at introducing shite to the Christmas dining experience. Correct. She's fussy with spuds but even she knew a fucking waffle had no right on a Christmas dinner table. Waffles are strictly for being topped with mushy peas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 I wasn’t sure if Sweep was on a fishing trip but more than once he mentioned black pudding and got away unharmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jol_BWFC Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 1 minute ago, ErnestTurnip said: I wasn’t sure if Sweep was on a fishing trip but more than once he mentioned black pudding and got away unharmed. I didn’t want to bite. He’s getting as bad as Bolty with his angling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 26, 2021 Members Share Posted December 26, 2021 Sugar waffle or potato bird's-eye waffle?! Not that it matters. Animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 26, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Sugar waffle or potato bird's-eye waffle?! Not that it matters. Animals. Who the fuck knows anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 It wasn't a full waffle. Just like some quarter size potato waffle. The only way it could have ever got worse is if she'd have served up a smiley face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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