Members Rudy Posted February 2, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 2, 2022 40 minutes ago, gonzo said: Jumping up is my dogs biggest issue. Again probably all my fault because hes loves a big cuddle and a scrap with his old man when I get in from work. However when he knocks my mother in law over and brakes her glasses its not so fun Likewise he jumps up at random people he sees thinking they want to play and normally scares them to death. Any tips chaps? Ive tried bumming him but it makes him worse. When he does it, say no, turn your back on him wait until they’re are back down on the ground. Then see what he does, if he does it again, do the same, And then if he does it a third time, walk out of the room and don’t look at him. It’s a bit harsh but needed. Mine isn’t a heavy or big dog but he bowled over my nephew like skittles and now hes scared of the soft sod. Doesnt jump up any more unless I get him to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 9 minutes ago, Rudy said: When he does it, say no, turn your back on him wait until they’re are back down on the ground. Then see what he does, if he does it again, do the same, And then if he does it a third time, walk out of the room and don’t look at him. It’s a bit harsh but needed. Mine isn’t a heavy or big dog but he bowled over my nephew like skittles and now hes scared of the soft sod. Doesnt jump up any more unless I get him to With smaller dogs like Manchester Terriers or Whippets I have quickly stepped on their back paw when they are jumping up on me... they soon learn to think about it before jumping up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 2, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 2, 2022 Just now, Dimron said: With smaller dogs like Manchester Terriers or Whippets I have quickly stepped on their back paw when they are jumping up on me... they soon learn to think about it before jumping up Stood on my mams “dogs” many a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennboltw Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 When the dog jumps up walk forward into it it can't grab onto you, if you walk backwards it uses you to lean on.... The dog will soon learn not to jump up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Tazer the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 3, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 3, 2022 Taking a dog for a walk at 6am and you see this circle of flashing lights heading towards you is frightening. Fuckin light up collars on dogs ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 3, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2022 3 hours ago, Rudy said: Taking a dog for a walk at 6am and you see this circle of flashing lights heading towards you is frightening. Fuckin light up collars on dogs ffs Haha. Kinell, mine are spooked by them, which isn't helpful. Dunno what it does to the dogs wearing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 3, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 3, 2022 38 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Haha. Kinell, mine are spooked by them, which isn't helpful. Dunno what it does to the dogs wearing them. Burns out their retinas 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 3, 2022 Members Share Posted February 3, 2022 Mine is driving me mad. Bin day, window cleaner has been and postman. Barky little shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 3, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Mine is driving me mad. Bin day, window cleaner has been and postman. Barky little shite. Sort him a brass out you tight bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 10 minutes ago, Rudy said: Sort him a rentboy dog out you tight bastard EFA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted February 3, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2022 I'd love a dog, put there's no chance I'm picking up dog shit with one of those little carrier bags over my hand. I'd probably end up spewing my guts up every time I took it for a walk. Fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Cheese said: I'd love a dog, put there's no chance I'm picking up dog shit with one of those little carrier bags over my hand. I'd probably end up spewing my guts up every time I took it for a walk. Fuck that. Same, see them on my way to work, piss wet through walking around with a bag of dog shit. No thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 3, 2022 Members Share Posted February 3, 2022 14 minutes ago, Cheese said: I'd love a dog, put there's no chance I'm picking up dog shit with one of those little carrier bags over my hand. I'd probably end up spewing my guts up every time I took it for a walk. Fuck that. You'd be no good with human excrement then. Double glove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted February 3, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: You'd be no good with human excrement then. Double glove. Correct. I was fine with my kids nappies, because psychologically I saw it as my own shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted February 3, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2022 (edited) 19 minutes ago, L/H White said: Same, see them on my way to work, piss wet through walking around with a bag of dog shit. No thanks Aye. There are few more pathetic sights than a man bending down in the rain to pick up his dogs shite, fresh and warm from it's arse, while it stands there watching him do it. Edited February 3, 2022 by Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Wait till your finger pokes through one and you get shit behind your fingernail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted February 3, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, gonzo said: Wait till your finger pokes through one and you get shit behind your fingernail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 13 minutes ago, gonzo said: Wait till your finger pokes through one and you get shit behind your fingernail Windy 2 days ago and it wasn’t a great shit he had down and the handle unbeknown to me was firmly embedded in the shit. Turned it inside out and grabbed the handles and covered in yellow shit all over my hand. Then dropped the lead in it as well. Wasn’t much fun 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Pulling grass out of his arse hole is another particular highlight haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 3, 2022 Members Share Posted February 3, 2022 Mine ate shit once. The filthy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennboltw Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Pulling grass out of his arse hole is another particular highlight haha Yep done that, first time I thought I was pulling her guts out haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Re the dog pulling. His harness has a loop on the front that I’ve ignored. But popped his lead on it and whilst it’s really awkward looking it works a treat. When he pulls and the lead tightens it pulls him round and to the side which he doesn’t like so he doesn’t pull. Magic. back on normal fixing and still pulls but less but guess he will learn and eventually just not pull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Mine ate shit once. The filthy bastard. Dogs love catshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 3, 2022 Members Share Posted February 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Traf said: Dogs love catshit This one ate human shit. My childs if that makes any difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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