Seems to have taken a turn for the worse.

She is 96.

1 hour ago, L/H White said:

No. Feels very strange. National anthem already changed. Stamps stopped being printed with her head on. Money gonna take years. 

Surreal time

If only a certain poster on here wasn’t retired, I’d be all over a framed set of queens head bank notes, coins and stamps.

Those striking QCs are now KCs.

10 hours ago, L/H White said:

No. Feels very strange. National anthem already changed. Stamps stopped being printed with her head on. Money gonna take years. 

Surreal time

Nah most notes have already got Charlie on them

just watching this Live at 

St James's Palace 

they are signing a book 

just noticed 

The new Prince of Wales  Willy 

is Left Handed 

Liz Truss moves around like she’s left the coathangers in her clothes

There’s some till in that room 

18 minutes ago, little whitt said:

just watching this Live at 

St James's Palace 

they are signing a book 

just noticed 

The new Prince of Wales  Willy 

is Left Handed 

Still crying, mate 😉

Penny Mordaunt can dominatrix me anytime she wants 👍

Has Elton been wheeled out with a new version of candle in the wind yet? 

Beautiful song

he don't look that tall 

The King 

Absolute scenes... 

Bank Holiday approved 

6 minutes ago, jayjayoghani said:

Penny Mordaunt can dominatrix me anytime she wants 👍

She’s just gone right near top of my list.

Im sat here nursing a very unexpected semi

When will Emmerdale be back on?

32 minutes ago, little whitt said:

just watching this Live at 

St James's Palace 

they are signing a book 

just noticed 

The new Prince of Wales  Willy 

is Left Handed 

It is no longer thought to be a disability

12 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said:

If someone asks you what HRH did in her 70 year reign with all her money and influence that made a positive influence on your life what would your top 10 be?

This would be right up there 

 

I’m actually now moving on to a Penny Mourdant/Angela Raynor threesome and have reached full tumescence.

Back shortly.

8 minutes ago, little whitt said:

he don't look that tall 

The King 

Coming from you that means…

Well, I don’t know what the fuck it means but I’d bet my house he’s taller than thee!

Who could look at that Rogue's Gallery of a privy council and think we'd be better off with a politician as head of state.

Just watching that now thinking how much better it would have been if they'd all been kegged up.

"Pen don't fucking work"

"Trying rubbing it on yer shoe"

"Where do I bloody sign. I don't know what to put - good luck or summat"

"'Penny'll be here in a bit, she's just spewing up in a sentry box"

"Honi soit qui mal y pense? What's that all about. Ponce? is that Andrew?"

"Who you fucking looking at Welby? I'm Archbishop of York me, and don't think I've forgotten that rumble last year at the Diocesan Church Council. You'll fucking get yours son"

"Fucking hell, Boris has copped off with that photographer"

"I'm the fucking King me. Get in"

Mass brawl ensues and Gordon Brown is photographed pissing out of the stateroom window onto the band of the Coldstream Guards as they play "Sweet Caroline", Charles shits himself on the throne and later, after they've all gone, the live feed unexpectedly turns back on, broadcasting a view of Boris being noshed off by the photographer on the soiled throne.

Now that's the way a British succession should be announced! Upholding our finest traditions from down the ages.

Just now, SatanGreavsie said:

Just watching that now thinking how much better it would have been if they'd all been kegged up.

"Pen don't fucking work"

"Trying rubbing it on yer shoe"

"Where do I bloody sign. I don't know what to put - good luck or summat"

"'Penny'll be here in a bit, she's just spewing up in a sentry box"

"Honi soit qui mal y pense? What's that all about. Ponce? is that Andrew?"

"Who you fucking looking at Welby? I'm Archbishop of York me, and don't think I've forgotten that rumble last year at the Diocesan Church Council. You'll fucking get yours son"

"Fucking hell, Boris has copped off with that photographer"

"I'm the fucking King me. Get in"

Mass brawl ensues and Gordon Brown is photographed pissing out of the stateroom window onto the band of the Coldstream Guards as they play "Sweet Caroline", Charles shits himself on the throne and later, after they've all gone, the live feed unexpectedly turns back on, broadcasting a view of Boris being noshed off by the photographer on the soiled throne.

Now that's the way a British succession should be announced! Upholding our finest traditions from down the ages.

Glorious!

17 minutes ago, Traf said:

When will Emmerdale be back on?

This was my mum's main concern yesterday. Was sad for the Queen and her family but just wanted tele to get back to normal as she is 'not a Loyalist.' 🤣

I'm finding all the ceremonial and constitutional stuff being played out fascinating.  Hundreds of years of history being played out before our eyes. Our very own Game Of Thrones.

Just heard the National anthem sung at the Oval. Emotional. If that had been replicated around the country at football grounds it would have been tremendous. Missed opportunity unfortunately.

They’ve wheeled out all the posh cutlery and robes and crowns and whatnot, but half the fucking pens didn’t work

I noticed King Charles nicked his pen.