Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 29, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2022 I think you get what you pay for, ours is shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 29, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2022 I bet hoovers were better in the 60’s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 29, 2022 Author Moderators Share Posted November 29, 2022 16 hours ago, MickyD said: Make sure it’s Hetty. Using Henry would just be wrong on so many levels. it still feels wrong though that you are unloading straight into her nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 29, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Zico said: it still feels wrong though that you are unloading straight into her nose Buy a black Sharpie pen and adjust things so it becomes her mouth if it feels a bit wrong or weird doing it into a vacuum cleaner’s nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 29, 2022 Author Moderators Share Posted November 29, 2022 1 hour ago, MickyD said: Buy a black Sharpie pen and adjust things so it becomes her mouth Then she'd look like sloth or mask you weird bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globaldiver Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 4 hours ago, Spider said: I bet hoovers were better in the 60’s They were huge, absolutely massive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 29, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Zico said: Then she'd look like sloth or mask you weird bastard Bloody hell! A bit of lippy is all she needs. Edited November 29, 2022 by MickyD Auto correct, fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted November 29, 2022 Members Share Posted November 29, 2022 On 28/11/2022 at 18:27, Cheese said: Had a Shark, 2 different Vax's, and a plethora of other shite. They're okay (never brilliant) for a month or so, then either something fails (on the Vax it was always the belt that drove the roller), or they just gradually lose suction as the battery life plummets. Never again. Can't beat a Henry plugged into the mains. My sharks brill. You mustn't be hoovering correctly. Fella has one of those little robot hoovers. He loves it. I call him a lazy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted November 29, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2022 12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: My sharks brill. You mustn't be hoovering correctly. I don't believe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Be careful out there folks Genuine paper from the British Medical Journal in 1980 titled "Penile injuries from vacuum cleaners". You can get a pdf of the original here https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1713722/ Here's a snippet - note the pithy last line. not something you'd usually get from the BMJ!: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 18 minutes ago, Cheese said: I don't believe you. Mine is fine and had it about a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 21 minutes ago, Cheese said: I don't believe you. Also stop being a cock Her shark works fine Yours doesn't Suggesting someone is lying because your one may not work is proper shithouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Just now, DirtySanchez said: Also stop being a cock Her shark works fine Yours doesn't Suggesting someone is lying because your one may not work is proper shithouse Arguing over who has the Shittest vacuum is proper club shop straightener tackle. Papa John's v utd though when all the single mums turn up bringing their kids for a quid a ticket. They'd appreciate the domestic-appliance-off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 When you’ve got OCD and like a clean and tidy house And been up in the Toon for 2 days And you get back and the grandkids have been round, and the SiL with her dog, and your house looks as clean as Beirut in the 70s Press the button, sit back with a few beers, watch the match, and by the time Rashford has banged in the third the whole of the ground floor is hoovered and the robot has gone back to its base to charge itself. No. Fucking. Brainer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted November 29, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2022 42 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said: Mine is fine and had it about a year You're lying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cheese said: You're lying. I'm not Stop being a cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted November 29, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2022 1 minute ago, DirtySanchez said: I'm not Stop being a cock I've obviously touched a nerve because you know you've been ripped off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, Cheese said: You're lying. Show me where I'm lying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Cheese said: I've obviously touched a nerve because you know you've been ripped off. No nerve touched Just curious of how you can assess my vacuum, which you don't have access to, then you can make such a claim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted November 29, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2022 1 minute ago, DirtySanchez said: No nerve touched Just curious of how you can assess my vacuum, which you don't have access to, then you can make such a claim 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Dirty sanCheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted November 29, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2022 Sharks are pretty naff.. loads of carpet cleaners bought them and then binned them off as the build quality isn't up to scratch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 With our shark Does it do a good job - yes Is it something my missus can use - yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green genie Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 7 hours ago, MancWanderer said: Press the button, sit back with a few beers, watch the match, and by the time Rashford has banged in the third the whole of the ground floor is hoovered and the robot has gone back to its base to charge itself. No. Fucking. Brainer When China sends the "upgrade" command and its sucking you to death in your sleep you won't be laughing,......oh wait,carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 7 hours ago, DirtySanchez said: With our shark Does it do a good job - yes Is it something my missus can use - yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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