Dr Faustus Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 has 'live, laugh, love' on his living room wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrycowdrill Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Carries his own knife and fork around in his satchel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 9, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2023 If forced to use a restaurant knife and fork he’ll use his hand sanitizer to thoroughly clean them before use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Says "Can I get..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globaldiver Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Still wearing a mask in Tesco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Says, "Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 9, 2023 Moderators Share Posted February 9, 2023 Sticks 'motivational' stuff on linkedin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 wears skechers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waffer cup 07 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) Wears shorts, long black socks with sandals on holiday in Benidorm. Edited February 9, 2023 by waffer cup 07 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Has never had a wank while thinking about his sister-in-law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 9, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2023 35 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: Has probably had a wank while thinking about his sister  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 9, 2023 Moderators Share Posted February 9, 2023 Watches Fools and Horses sat outside the Red Lion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Has a baseball cap on the back parcel shelf of his car for no apparent reason at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Refers to the outside lane of a motorway as the fast lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 buys those commemorative £5 coins off the backs of magazines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshape Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 47 minutes ago, Whitestar said: Has a baseball cap on the back parcel shelf of his car for no apparent reason at all. Next to the box of tissues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burnden Posted February 9, 2023 Members Share Posted February 9, 2023 puts gravy on fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globaldiver Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Has a little fish symbol on his car boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waffer cup 07 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Always drives at in the middle lane on a motorway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Has a beaded seat cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Puts his bag on the train seat next to him so nobody can sit there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Doesn't put the 'next customer' bar behind his shopping on the conveyor belt at the supermarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 9, 2023 Moderators Share Posted February 9, 2023 Tuts at people who have 11 items in the 10 items or less queue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waffer cup 07 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) Collects Panini Premier League football cards, his album's nearly full. Edited February 9, 2023 by waffer cup 07 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Gets loads of sauces, sugars and straws in a Spoons or Premier Inn just coz he can, never uses any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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