How do you hold your knob when you go for a piss? Presuming you have a knob to hold.

[Flannel Truscott]

On 06/08/2025 at 18:04, little whitt said:

I Wipe That Way 

Dont Think my Small Arms 

Would /Can reach  round the Back 

even a Bird once said ive Never Seen Anyone Wipe that Way 

Was this 'bird' in GERMANY? 

[Dimron]

2 hours ago, little whitt said:

was on a job in Liverpool 

Scoucer Kept Mithering have you got any Spare paint  La 

wait till the end of the Job dont Nick any 

and ill sort you out Ta La 

1/2 tin Left 

Did the SHIT of My Life  in it

big shake 

There you go La 

A cunt boss of mine made me pick up his Merc from service... I came back via my workshop and put a dog turd into the heater box

[Sweep]

On 06/08/2025 at 22:12, royal white said:

Squat bogs aren’t made for certain religions. They’re popular through Asia and more of a culture thing 

I had a poorly tummy the last time I was in the Far East. I had to use this thing. Safe to say, there was plenty of shitty water all over the place when I'd finished. I had to remove my strides and underkeks before I started, for fear of soiling them. I think I was even actually more upset at how the pan wasn't in the middle of the cubicle,than I was with the bucket full of other peoples shitty big roll. 

Squat bogs, are just ridiculous

Edited August 8, 2025 by Sweep

[fatolive]

9 hours ago, Dimron said:

Sounds more hygienic than just using a piece of Izal.

You haven't lived until you've crapped in the back of the dumper with an empty cement bag as bog paper 🙂

In the days before toilets were a requirement on sites , perching on machine buckets , back of scrapers and in ditches was all very accepted . A  traffic cone , cut off at the top and turned upside down then pushed into the spoil pile was almost luxurious, especially if you timed it so the grab came to clear the spoil just after 😁

[Cheese]

9 hours ago, Dimron said:

I shat up in a tree in the Lake District once

You've just brought back a childhood memory. I was playing on the 'back fields' one time, when I started needing a dump. I climbed up a tree, perched on a branch, and dropped a log into the pond below. Slid in like an Olympic diver. Wonderful times.

[MancWanderer]

13 hours ago, Zico said:

Got a mate who can't go in public urinals when someone else is there

Mate that I used to sit next to at The Reebok would really struggle. 3 hours pre match in Scott’s he was bursting. Would have to go just after ko, halfway through 1st half, halfway thru 2nd half just to try to get a cubicle. Scott’s post match was always a laugh watching him try to get the cubicle in there. Simply couldn’t piss in a urinal if anyone was nearby. Not even next to him. Couldn’t even piss if I was the only one there the fucking weirdo

[deeane Koontz]

3 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Mate that I used to sit next to at The Reebok would really struggle. 3 hours pre match in Scott’s he was bursting. Would have to go just after ko, halfway through 1st half, halfway thru 2nd half just to try to get a cubicle. Scott’s post match was always a laugh watching him try to get the cubicle in there. Simply couldn’t piss in a urinal if anyone was nearby. Not even next to him. Couldn’t even piss if I was the only one there the fucking weirdo

He might have once stood next to @kent_white who was scanning the piss trough like Sergio Busquets 

[kent_white]

37 minutes ago, deeane Koontz said:

He might have once stood next to @kent_white who was scanning the piss trough like Sergio Busquets 

You have to keep them in your peripheral vision. That's the trick! 😉😁

[gonzo]

It dawned upon me before that I'm certain the origins of the reverse grip are blokes holding a cig in the same hand.

 

[jayjayoghani]

18 minutes ago, gonzo said:

It dawned upon me before that I'm certain the origins of the reverse grip are blokes holding a cig in the same hand.

 

True masters of their craft. 

Bums on seats.

Well Kent's bum anyway. 

[Casino]

Im just happy someone is on their hols

Otherwise the famous macedodia/bulgar border bog wouldve featured

[miamiwhite]

Went for a Pat Cash the other week in Bolton Hospital, strange place thhese days....this woofter wearing scrubs, theatre blues and a fucking face mask, even in the bogs of Lemon Party Posturing, was watching me and seriously getting off on how I pissed.

Spoke to him in a foreign language to basically scare him off, then he did one, thank fuck.

Is there anything sacred left in this world anymore ? 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

5 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Went for a Pat Cash the other week in Bolton Hospital, strange place thhese days....this woofter wearing scrubs, theatre blues and a fucking face mask, even in the bogs of Lemon Party Posturing, was watching me and seriously getting off on how I pissed.

Spoke to him in a foreign language to basically scare him off, then he did one, thank fuck.

Is there anything sacred left in this world anymore ? 

You spoke English then...

[Zico]

26 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

seriously getting off on how I pissed.

 

I'm intrigued 

How do you piss?

[miamiwhite]

6 minutes ago, Zico said:

I'm intrigued 

How do you piss?

In private and with pleasure.....you utter faggot ☺ 😘 

[MancWanderer]

10 minutes ago, Zico said:

I'm intrigued 

How do you piss?

Off the top of roofs 

Why he’s so annoyed about folk watching him 

[miamiwhite]

14 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Off the top of roofs 

Why he’s so annoyed about folk watching him 

Only because you drank it after I was at yours the other year 🍋 

[kent_white]

2 hours ago, miamiwhite said:

Went for a Pat Cash the other week in Bolton Hospital, strange place thhese days....this woofter wearing scrubs, theatre blues and a fucking face mask, even in the bogs of Lemon Party Posturing, was watching me and seriously getting off on how I pissed.

Spoke to him in a foreign language to basically scare him off, then he did one, thank fuck.

Is there anything sacred left in this world anymore ? 

Sorry mate. I didn't realise it was you just because we've never met in real life. 

Tremendous helmet though! 😁

[miamiwhite]

21 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Sorry mate. I didn't realise it was you just because we've never met in real life. 

Tremendous helmet though! 😁

Thank you Norman Scott,.... good job it was a tad flaccid ☺ 

[MancWanderer]

2 hours ago, miamiwhite said:

Only because you drank it after I was at yours the other year 🍋 

Get yourself round here again. Door is always open

[miamiwhite]

21 hours ago, MancWanderer said:

Get yourself round here again. Door is always open

Will nip round in the week if you're around buddy ♥ x

[MancWanderer]

1 hour ago, miamiwhite said:

Will nip round in the week if you're around buddy ♥ x

Yep. I’m possibly out one day but don't know which yet. Message me when you’re thinking of a day/time and I’ll confirm. Be good to see you pal. Will arrange to meet up with Alan P as well at some point 

[miamiwhite]

18 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Yep. I’m possibly out one day but don't know which yet. Message me when you’re thinking of a day/time and I’ll confirm. Be good to see you pal. Will arrange to meet up with Alan P as well at some point 

Likewise buddy 👍 

Alan and his mum usually nip round to see my mum every few weeks, lovely friends ♥