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barryk32 Posted May 2, 2011 Posted May 2, 2011 Watched Tucker And Dale vs Evil last night, it was excellent. Comic horror are normally wank but this was up there with Shaun of the Dead. http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt1465522/ Quote
DazBob Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 I watched the remake of I Spit On Your Grave the other night. It makes the Saw and Hostel films look like Toy Story. Quote
no balls Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 I watched the remake of I Spit On Your Grave the other night. I have to ask: Why? Quote
DazBob Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Erm, because I'd never seen it and I'd heard it was pretty gruesome. The morbid fascination in me wanted to see what all the fuss was about... and I have to say it doesn't disappoint in that sense. I take it from your question you've seen it? Quote
no balls Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Erm, because I'd never seen it and I'd heard it was pretty gruesome. The morbid fascination in me wanted to see what all the fuss was about... and I have to say it doesn't disappoint in that sense. I take it from your question you've seen it? No. The first one when I was a kid, well, a little bit. I just don't get films like that, Baz'll be on soon to discuss that snuff one in Serbia or somewhere like that............. Quote
DazBob Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 No. The first one when I was a kid, well, a little bit. I just don't get films like that, Baz'll be on soon to discuss that snuff one in Serbia or somewhere like that............. I tell ya, I'll not be raping anyone in a hurry after seeing it! Quote
Traf Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 I'll not be raping anyone in a hurry! Will you be taking your time? Quote
Dan.m Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Dogtooth is one I'm watching. Greek film download it with subtitles (obviously). Very good but strange. Quote
L/H White Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Anyone seen that Insidious yet? Heard decent reports. Quote
barryk32 Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Anyone seen that Insidious yet? Heard decent reports. On that tonight. Will report back. Another couple that pass the time, not ace but watchable are The Hit List and NEDS. Quote
Big_Sharps Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Watched The American the other night, better than I thought it would be and there is some tits to be seen. Quote
frank_spencer Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Had a bit of a dvd session over the weekend watched Star Trek, No country For Old Men, Losers, Expendables and M?rin If you can find M?rin I'd recommend giving it a watch. Quote
Big City Girl Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Anyone seen that Insidious yet? Heard decent reports. It's fucking scary! I highly recommend it. The concept is pretty original too. Get it watched lad! Quote
Didledee Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Some DVD's Battle Los Angeles The other guys Little fockers Also watched Godzilla the other day whilst having Snooker live on my Laptop. Quote
barryk32 Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 No. The first one when I was a kid, well, a little bit. I just don't get films like that, Baz'll be on soon to discuss that snuff one in Serbia or somewhere like that............. Its A Serbian Film, and its quite tame to some of them out at the minute. Quote
Theboybell Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 (edited) Watched anti-christ last night! Very odd film graphic sex scenes and some scenes that are hard to watch also a very confusing film on the whole so didn't know what to make if it. Has anyone else seen it ? Willem defo is in it! Directed by Lars von trier. Edited May 3, 2011 by Theboybell Quote
Zico Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 as there's not much decent I've been watching old stuff of late Chinatown then going even further back Great Expectations and Casablanca actually not bad films going back even further, some silent German movie called Metropolis they don't make them like this anymore (thank fuck) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSExdX0tds4 Quote
Zico Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Watched anti-christ last night! Very odd film graphic sex scenes and some scenes that are hard to watch also a very confusing film on the whole so didn't know what to make if it. Has anyone else seen it ? Willem defo is in it! Directed by Lars von trier. yep I don't get stuff like that some arty type will no doubt have a high opinion of it but for me, pointless random sh?te from a director who has a bit of a wonky head Quote
Theboybell Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 [quote name='ZicoKelly' timestamp='1304427281' post= going back even further, some silent German movie called Metropolis they don't make them like this anymore (thank fuck) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSExdX0tds4 If your into old films look into a film called 'freaks' from the30's I think! They defo don't make em like that anymore! Quote
barryk32 Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Karl Pilkingtons favorite ever film as discussed on his Podcasts. Quote
Theboybell Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 Karl Pilkingtons favorite ever film as discussed on his Podcasts. What is? never heard his podcast. Quote
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