little whitt Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 got ask to put in my meter readings for my gas from november was +£95 that looks a bit high it says pressed OK fuck me -£300 now i almost said that's a bit high heating on 24hrs a day and a bath a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2021 18 minutes ago, little whitt said: got ask to put in my meter readings for my gas from november was +£95 that looks a bit high it says pressed OK fuck me -£300 now i almost said that's a bit high heating on 24hrs a day and a bath a day No bills in GERMANY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Spider said: No bills in GERMANY That's only if you're a receiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 12, 2021 Members Share Posted February 12, 2021 45 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Put them either side of his boaby 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 😁 @Spiderhow did you eloquently describe blondies bangers the other day?? It was classic spider but I’ve forgotten.the udders bit I can remember 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 12, 2021 Members Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: 😁 @Spiderhow did you eloquently describe blondies bangers the other day?? It was classic spider but I’ve forgotten.the udders bit I can remember 🤣 Oh fuck off. Fucking udders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 30 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Oh fuck off. Fucking udders. Milky Udders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 You moving to Uddersfield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 12, 2021 Members Share Posted February 12, 2021 Udderly ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) I remember reading one of those reader's wife 'confessionals' once in Fiesta or Razzle or sommat... If any further proof was needed these were actually wrote by perverted old blokes rather than women was the appearance of the phrase... "He milked my udders for all they were worth...' No woman would ever use such a phrase... In other news. https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/15/barbara-the-sheep-has-to-wear-a-dd-bra-because-her-udders-droop-to-the-floor-9206971/amp/ Very unimpressed seems Barbara... Edited February 12, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Spider said: No bills in GERMANY no Fucking heating eather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 12, 2021 Author Share Posted February 12, 2021 Currently -3 with 25mph winds from east. Doesnt get above 0 till late tomorrow morning. Vans will be giant ice blocks. Tools down for me in the morning. Meant to be in Lancaster at 7am. Itll be -5 there. Not a chance of flowing water. Cant even work over this way as its 50mph winds. Bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 12, 2021 Members Share Posted February 12, 2021 13 minutes ago, gonzo said: Currently -3 with 25mph winds from east. Doesnt get above 0 till late tomorrow morning. Vans will be giant ice blocks. Tools down for me in the morning. Meant to be in Lancaster at 7am. Itll be -5 there. Not a chance of flowing water. Cant even work over this way as its 50mph winds. Bullshit. Stop being sensible and scientific You used to be the vile druggy thug I looked up to, I had a gonzo poster on my wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 12, 2021 Author Share Posted February 12, 2021 8 minutes ago, Rudy said: Stop being sensible and scientific You used to be the vile druggy thug I looked up to, I had a gonzo poster on my wall I failed to elaborate in that because I wont be working I'll be fannying about in the garden doing stuff till its acceptable to drink copious amounts of alcohol and dial a covert full one in and not eat my tea. All proceeded by the masked singer and sliding in to customers and slags off twitters DM when the wifes gone to bed whilst firing spud water from my sweet potato skin of a bing winky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 post of the year bing winky 😁 Edited February 12, 2021 by Escobarp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2021 Bing winky 😁😁😁 splint on one side, thumb on the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted February 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: "He milked my udders for all they were worth...' For all they were worth. Fuck me that's funny. I'm going to start saying that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 13, 2021 Members Share Posted February 13, 2021 8 hours ago, gonzo said: I failed to elaborate in that because I wont be working I'll be fannying about in the garden doing stuff till its acceptable to drink copious amounts of alcohol and dial a covert full one in and not eat my tea. All proceeded by the masked singer and sliding in to customers and slags off twitters DM when the wifes gone to bed whilst firing spud water from my sweet potato skin of a bing winky. My hero x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 13, 2021 Members Share Posted February 13, 2021 That wind cuts right through you. It would be horrible at the match today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 13, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2021 Been for an early morning heave up to the Pike. Crikey. Takes the skin off up there, must be -12 with the wind chill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 13, 2021 Members Share Posted February 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Spider said: Been for an early morning heave up to the Pike. Crikey. Takes the skin off up there, must be -12 with the wind chill Sack that, it was cold enough when I went up in August never mind February! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 13, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Sack that, it was cold enough when I went up in August never mind February! I go up once a week at least. In the 15 or so years I’ve been doing it, that was the second coldest I’ve ever known it. It’d make your udders the size of traffic cones that wind Edited February 13, 2021 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 13, 2021 Members Share Posted February 13, 2021 13 minutes ago, Spider said: Been for an early morning heave up to the Pike. Crikey. Takes the skin off up there, must be -12 with the wind chill You’re fuckin mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 13, 2021 Members Share Posted February 13, 2021 25 minutes ago, Spider said: I go up once a week at least. In the 15 or so years I’ve been doing it, that was the second coldest I’ve ever known it. It’d make your udders the size of traffic cones that wind I can feel the pain. No thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 It's the wind that kills you. I was in Russia when it was -29 but calm and it was fine. Anything from about -10 downwards just feels damn cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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